Kris & Bruce Jenner Filed For Divorce

It’s been almost a year since Kris and Bruce Jenner separated, and now it’s time for them to file for divorce because that’s what’s written in the script between Kourtney gets pregnant again and Rob shoots himself next to a bucket of ribs for November sweeps. (Calling it.) People reports:

“They both did it together,” a source close to the family said of the divorce filing. “It’s all done and [there’s] no drama or messiness. They worked out all details over the last few months.”
According to court documents obtained by PEOPLE, Kris has requested joint physical and legal custody of Kylie (their only minor child), and that she keep all her jewelry and assets amassed since their separation. She requested all other assets be divided later.

So basically Kris didn’t want to give Bruce a cut of Kim and Kanye’s wedding which makes sense considering she’s the one doing all the pimping. How many rich black guys has Bruce let fuck his daughters? I honestly can’t think of one unless you count playing with his toy helicopter whenever Jaden Smith comes over. I mean, certainly that makes him complicit, but it’s not like he’s the one drilling holes in the walls, installing cameras, and going, “I’m afraid this sex tape station is quite operational…”

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