Here are behind-the-scene photos of Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian shooting the promo for their upcoming reality show Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. Because only in America can you build a career out of falling out of the same vagina as your sister with a giant ass who starred in a purposefully leaked sex tape. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure these two have some sort of natural talent. And by that I mean you can see Khloe’s pubic hair in the eighth shot. Watch out, Hollywood!
Photos: Mike Craft
































Jake | June 26, 2009 at 9:10 pm
I’d hit it
rahilio jones | June 26, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Damn!!! thats a huge ASS!
lollipop | June 26, 2009 at 9:11 pm
FIRST!
Diana | June 26, 2009 at 9:14 pm
they are trying too hard to be sexy but theyre pretty
The Real anthonyOA | June 26, 2009 at 9:16 pm
America. Fuck yeah.
Grant | June 26, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Those girls ate well off OJs money. Wonder what he’s having for dinner today?
isitin | June 26, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Khloe is not pretty, she is a pig dog.
Yuck | June 26, 2009 at 9:22 pm
You gotta love these 2 chicks; they’re just like their sister (no talent, contribute nothing, do nothing, brains of nothing). Expect the “piss in my face” sex tapes to be released soon…
Stacy | June 26, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Eighth!!!
Tad Bit Tipsy | June 26, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Uh… without the fake tits, and over tans they’d be a couple of hoes I saw down on broadway two days ago.
I think the photographer assistant in pic #19 is better looking and you can’t even see her face.
a-dick | June 26, 2009 at 9:37 pm
@9 you fail !
why cant they have a heart attack? god knows they are well over due one !
PS i would still do them both from behind and not pull out ;P
a-dick | June 26, 2009 at 9:37 pm
@9 you fail !
why cant they have a heart attack? god knows they are well over due one !
PS i would still do them both from behind and not pull out ;P
SeatsPro | June 26, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Kourtney is hot, but Khloe is a fucking pig. She makes me want to vomit.
truk | June 26, 2009 at 9:40 pm
they should rename the show “Gaudy & Chubs do Miami”
Racer X | June 26, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Kourtney is homely looking, give me Khloe’s phat ass anytime.
348 | June 26, 2009 at 9:55 pm
_____ in bikini. _____ in bikini. _____ + _____ in bikini. FUCK THIS SHIT. I’M OFFICIALLY DONE WITH THIS SITE.
barry pfann | June 26, 2009 at 9:57 pm
I think kim is hot.yes she has a large ass. that is not her problem. The problem is that she perfers dark meat instead of white meat
barry pfann | June 26, 2009 at 9:57 pm
I think kim is hot.yes she has a large ass. that is not her problem. The problem is that she perfers dark meat instead of white meat
BigDick | June 26, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Kourtney, on your knees. Wait, did I just say that out loud? I think she’s the best looking of the three Kardashian sisters. She needed to be in Playboy, not Kim.
Thats some bullshit | June 26, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Kourtney is hotter than Kim. There i said it.
Lain | June 26, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Kourtney’s breasts look very hard and very around. Implants?
obamidiots | June 26, 2009 at 10:28 pm
They’re all disgusting sluts. I would like to shit on all of them and wash it off with my piss
Dread not | June 26, 2009 at 10:32 pm
I think I could love every bone in Kourtney’s body, especially mine.
CrunchPop | June 26, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Apparently ridiculously oversized plastic tits run in the family?
I wonder if she likes to get pissed on too….
Max Planck | June 26, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Positively bovine.
Mal | June 26, 2009 at 10:42 pm
What I find amusing about all the fat comments on this website is that in real life, you would beg for girls like these. You know, ones with a pulse, not in your magazines or your unbelievably large I still-live-at-home-with-my-parents- porn collection.
Although please dont stop on my behalf, you provide me with much laughter filled entertainment. You know, when Im not having sex with real people. (Its great, you should try it!)
Initial_G | June 26, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Kourtney needs to stay the fuck out of the sun. She’s adding 15 years to her age. She looks like a 45 year old divorcee. I know she’s gained a couple pounds which is not biggie but did she get new tits recently?
Spider-Man | June 26, 2009 at 10:51 pm
ehh.
sure, they are about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.
but id give them both a good beefing.
cept the big one. maybe from the back.
Venom | June 26, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Oh momma.
Kourtney is super fine.
Damn.
bvr09 | June 26, 2009 at 11:07 pm
I wish…
dink squeeze | June 26, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Dog Face Afteroon.
Stinky | June 26, 2009 at 11:58 pm
They are dead behind their eyes…
yhc | June 26, 2009 at 11:58 pm
i gotta pee.
Superbiggerevil | June 27, 2009 at 12:03 am
Kourtney is hot, but Khloe looks like a fucking 4-H entry!
dude | June 27, 2009 at 12:23 am
omg them goign to miami is the greatest thing all year, bring on all the ass shots of kourt, i wana bang that soooo bad!!!!!
Womb Raider | June 27, 2009 at 1:05 am
When are M.D. Craft and all these other idiot photogs going to realize…we DON’T CARE about faces on this site. Especially if the word “Kardashian” accompanies the slug. Asses people. We only care about asses.
captain america | June 27, 2009 at 1:54 am
well, the family kardashian make us relieve the news of the past days.
BUT ONLY KIM CAN “SOLVE IT”, folks!!
Fati | June 27, 2009 at 2:09 am
Why is it so hard for everyone to accept that the Kardashian sisters have naturally large breasts? You idiots are a bunch of losers.
polenta | June 27, 2009 at 3:02 am
Hmm I guess Kourtney is the prettiest of the 3.. that is my opinion!!!!!!!!!!!
Dani | June 27, 2009 at 4:09 am
@ #38: Kourtney’s breasts are fake. It’s been mentioned in 2 episodes of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”
kk | June 27, 2009 at 4:44 am
#38 YOU ARE STUPID, CUZ KOURTNEY ADMITTED THAT SHE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY.
Nero | June 27, 2009 at 4:49 am
Hola!
Mr. Class | June 27, 2009 at 5:17 am
Ladies-
May I please squirt my warm, salty ejaculate deep inside one of your tight, hairy vaginas?
(wait a few minutes, watch some Judge Judy and munch on a slice of pizza while I work up another batch)
…and then pump a lesser concentrated amount of baby batter into gorilla box #2?
Sincerely,
Mr. Class
ThaDJ | June 27, 2009 at 5:25 am
ohhh not to bust in but Soulja is getting tatted live on ustream right now and Tila is there :P
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/souljaboytellem
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | June 27, 2009 at 7:01 am
Khloe is pretty hot, all she needs to do is exercise to tone up some more and she’ll have a really great body.
Christina | June 27, 2009 at 7:11 am
Oooh Kourtney has an amazing body and lovley skin tone, but meh her face is ok.
Fumus | June 27, 2009 at 7:16 am
What’s Fish talking about in the 8th pic? I see nothing.
Puddin' Taine | June 27, 2009 at 7:33 am
Neither of these slags are hot at all, I don’t know what’s in the Kool-Aid you pinheads are drinking. They’re both average looking at best and have the bodies of middle aged soccer moms…
Dude | June 27, 2009 at 8:23 am
People like the Kardashians and Paris Hilton make me not like our country sometimes :-(
seriously | June 27, 2009 at 8:59 am
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK STOP POSTING THESE SKANKS!!!!!
THEY… AREN’T… NEWS!!!!
(OR CELEBRITIES)