Kourtney Kardashian’s nautical side-boob

May 27th, 2009 // 45 Comments

Here’s Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian filming scenes for their reality show in Miami. Granted, nobody’s looking at anything but side-boob, I just wanted to make sure you guys knew this wasn’t the set of Titanic 2: Revenge of Capt. Sasquatch. Or is it?

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Comments (45)

  1. jack | May 27, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    im glad their fat ass and wide hip sister is not there. im sick of her fat ass and wide hips.

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  2. lol | May 27, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    i like turtles.

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  3. Deva | May 27, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    How much longer are we going to keep putting these 3 phony twats on a pedestal?

    First?

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  4. Abe | May 27, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Kim’s sister Kourtney knows how to eat in moderation and too bad the other two fat butts cannot eat in moderation.

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  5. Deva | May 27, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    I agree #1. However, I think I would take Kim over Gigantor any day. In the words of Deuce Bigalow, “That’s a huge bitch!”

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  6. Jason | May 27, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    #5

    I pick Kourtney because I hate fat butts and big wide hips and cellulite and lipo lumps.

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  7. jnk | May 27, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    I hate Scott. He’s no good for her.

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  8. Rick | May 27, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    So who’s the fatass in blue?

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  9. Alli Watermelon | May 27, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    What’s with girls and no muscle tone? Me no likey Kourtney’s legs. I think Khloe’s swimsuit is ugly but she’s looking great.

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  10. Contacts | May 27, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    Khloe is a giant next to Kourtney.

    Contacts

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  11. Gordy | May 27, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    #9

    No shit! The three sisters have no muscle tone at all! Plastic surgery can only do so much! Go exercise and get some muscle tone! Kourtney’s legs look atrophied just like her fat ass wide hip sister Kim.

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  12. Capt Ugly | May 27, 2009 at 5:55 pm

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  13. Galtacticus | May 27, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    I just was thinking that why it’s always Kim Kardashian who is posted her? Why not more her sisters?

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  14. Luke | May 27, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    Looks like Chewbacca and one of the sandpeople …………3,4,5

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  15. Nero | May 27, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Are these two the same as the last time with the giant scissors?

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  16. i type words | May 27, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    who?

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  17. Coincidence? | May 27, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    K.K.K.?

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  18. ROUGH Daddy | May 27, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    Believe it or not Kloe posses the biggest tookis between the 3,,,i got to start watching the show again….

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  19. Disgruntlord | May 27, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    Life isn’t fair.. How is it that the do nothings, and the fiscally Retarded, get to live so plush? Bailouts, Boats, vacations on Welfare…Living on daddy”s money, Fuckin for fame, and actually getting famous..
    I’ve decided, after spending two entire days at work busting my ass, so I can have the honor to continually bust my ass, that now is the time. Im making my sex tape, got a built in audience too, I call it Giant Baby Porn. Being that Im out of shape, and I resemble a giant toddler when naked, it’s a perfect match!
    Soon it will be me on the boat in an exotic location, sipping comped drinks, and doing your blow. I’ll be the one in a poorly lit video making clumsy sex and raising the questions about the morality surrounding Giant Babies, and their sex habits.. The World will be my oyster (colored liquid in a diaper)!!!!
    Im quitting my job now, and in five, will be traveling down the 101 in my homemade convertable Police Auctioned Sentra… Naked. Am I a baby? Or do you just want me to be?

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  20. Andre Soluti | May 27, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    That was a nice bikini and much better side boob

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  21. hacim | May 27, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    I think in pic 4 the big one is about to mount the little one.

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  22. Binky | May 27, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    # 19 Sounds like a good plan.
    Let us know when the vid hits Pirate Bay.

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  23. effyeray | May 27, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    Hey chick that writes the Superfish… in FAIRNESS you should change the name of the site to thekardashian…. just sayin’

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  24. friendlyfires | May 27, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    superficial, you’d bang that and her sister in a new york minute then crawl into a corner in the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep. Why someone with abs and biceps like that should act like such a wuss is beyond me…..

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  25. lady | May 27, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    enjoy!

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  26. Kay | May 27, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    I love the kardashian’s!! You guys are haters! Kloe rocks!!;))

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  27. Huckleberry Hashimoto | May 27, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    Why isn’t she in Anchorage for the Beard & Mustache Championships?

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  28. effer | May 28, 2009 at 12:21 am

    EWWW KOURTNEY IS STILL WITH THAT SLIMY …UNCTUOUS ASS DUDE?

    grosss. i guess she cant do better that a wet oily rat.

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  29. Duke Steele | May 28, 2009 at 12:27 am

    Ok, the little one is sort of cute. But, did you have to add the pics of Girlzilla?? WTF

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  30. alisa | May 28, 2009 at 12:31 am

    fish, do you have something against women that aren’t short? i dont get it. khloe looks great yet you insult her for her height. i’m guessing you’re a short sad little man.

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  31. Dread not | May 28, 2009 at 1:05 am

    Jeez, Superficial, I’m glad you censored these pics. Some people might have been freaked out by the picture of Khloe ass raping Kourtney in broad daylight! Not that the ass rape was all that horrific, but the size of Khloe’s stick is staggering! *crosses legs in shame* Tommy Lee bows in honor.

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  32. Venom | May 28, 2009 at 7:25 am

    Kourtney is super hot.

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  33. mikeock | May 28, 2009 at 7:43 am

    I think I’ve sen this chick working at Subway. She’s hot for a girl who makes $5.00 footlongs.

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  34. dude | May 28, 2009 at 7:43 am

    effin love kourtney, wana motorboat her ass cheeks right at the bottom lol. stop making fun of bigfoot shes a fuckin cool just looks huge nx to her sisters who are like 5 ft each. and kims still doable i dont care how fat her ass looks face it all of yous would hit that in a heartbeat quit actin like u wldnt. bitches b jealous

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  35. netstarman | May 28, 2009 at 8:03 am

    Will someone play the violin to lure Frankenstein away from that woman before it carries off the woman to a local windmill. Oh damn i forgot it’s its Kourtney’s “TINY” sister behind her.

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  36. RichPort's Ghost | May 28, 2009 at 8:22 am

    It is amazing to see a shaved Yeti interact with humans… like National Geographic with eating disorders and implants…

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  37. Mark B | May 28, 2009 at 9:38 am

    That girl has some delicious side boob. Can we atleast all agree on that?

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  38. db | May 28, 2009 at 10:42 am

    She’s really fortunate to have two pontoons below her ankles– waterskii much GUNBOAT FEET?

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  39. m | May 28, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    You can so tell she has some bad extensions…ugh.

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  41. Karri | May 29, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    I never noticed that…

    Kim
    Kourtney
    Khloe

    KKK…..
    not that I agree with it, just saying maybe not the best planning in having three K names.

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  42. marie | May 29, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    Kim seems like a very nice person , however her sisters are clearly jealous of her and the fact that she is the real star. They are riding on the coattails of Kims success and fame. Nobody is really interested in these two classless, spiteful, annoying, idiots. Bruce and Kim are the only two that make that show tolerable. The rest of the family NAUSEATING!

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  43. marie | May 29, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    Kim seems like a very nice person , however her sisters are clearly jealous of her and the fact that she is the real star. They are riding on the coattails of Kims success and fame. Nobody is really interested in these two classless, spiteful, annoying, idiots. Bruce and Kim are the only two that make that show tolerable. The rest of the family NAUSEATING!

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  44. Elle | May 31, 2009 at 1:30 am

    Doesn’t take much to look like them – cheap extensions, fake breasts, fake asses, tons of makeup, fake eyelashes and I can’t forget the nose job and plump lips. Is anything real on these girls except there untone legs? These girls in particular don’t seem to ever hit the gym and actually work to look fit and tone. If it can’t be bought why bother!

    42/43 Kim has no real viable talent, the only thing she has over her sister’s is that her look is more marketable in the looks category than the others. The tall one has more personality though.

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  45. daisy | June 27, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    I’d like to see what you people look like.
    Douche bags.

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