Kourtney Kardashian’s nautical side-boob

May 27th, 2009 // 45 Comments

Here’s Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian filming scenes for their reality show in Miami. Granted, nobody’s looking at anything but side-boob, I just wanted to make sure you guys knew this wasn’t the set of Titanic 2: Revenge of Capt. Sasquatch. Or is it?

Scope Out (16) Pics of Kourtney and Khloe After the Jump

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  1. jack

    im glad their fat ass and wide hip sister is not there. im sick of her fat ass and wide hips.

  2. lol

    i like turtles.

  3. Deva

    How much longer are we going to keep putting these 3 phony twats on a pedestal?

    First?

  4. Abe

    Kim’s sister Kourtney knows how to eat in moderation and too bad the other two fat butts cannot eat in moderation.

  5. Deva

    I agree #1. However, I think I would take Kim over Gigantor any day. In the words of Deuce Bigalow, “That’s a huge bitch!”

  6. Jason

    #5

    I pick Kourtney because I hate fat butts and big wide hips and cellulite and lipo lumps.

  7. jnk

    I hate Scott. He’s no good for her.

  8. Rick

    So who’s the fatass in blue?

  9. Alli Watermelon

    What’s with girls and no muscle tone? Me no likey Kourtney’s legs. I think Khloe’s swimsuit is ugly but she’s looking great.

  10. Khloe is a giant next to Kourtney.

    Contacts

  11. Gordy

    #9

    No shit! The three sisters have no muscle tone at all! Plastic surgery can only do so much! Go exercise and get some muscle tone! Kourtney’s legs look atrophied just like her fat ass wide hip sister Kim.

  12. Capt Ugly

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  13. Galtacticus

    I just was thinking that why it’s always Kim Kardashian who is posted her? Why not more her sisters?

  14. Luke

    Looks like Chewbacca and one of the sandpeople …………3,4,5

  15. Nero

    Are these two the same as the last time with the giant scissors?

  16. i type words

    who?

  17. Coincidence?

    K.K.K.?

  18. Believe it or not Kloe posses the biggest tookis between the 3,,,i got to start watching the show again….

  19. Disgruntlord

    Life isn’t fair.. How is it that the do nothings, and the fiscally Retarded, get to live so plush? Bailouts, Boats, vacations on Welfare…Living on daddy”s money, Fuckin for fame, and actually getting famous..
    I’ve decided, after spending two entire days at work busting my ass, so I can have the honor to continually bust my ass, that now is the time. Im making my sex tape, got a built in audience too, I call it Giant Baby Porn. Being that Im out of shape, and I resemble a giant toddler when naked, it’s a perfect match!
    Soon it will be me on the boat in an exotic location, sipping comped drinks, and doing your blow. I’ll be the one in a poorly lit video making clumsy sex and raising the questions about the morality surrounding Giant Babies, and their sex habits.. The World will be my oyster (colored liquid in a diaper)!!!!
    Im quitting my job now, and in five, will be traveling down the 101 in my homemade convertable Police Auctioned Sentra… Naked. Am I a baby? Or do you just want me to be?

  20. That was a nice bikini and much better side boob

  21. hacim

    I think in pic 4 the big one is about to mount the little one.

  22. Binky

    # 19 Sounds like a good plan.
    Let us know when the vid hits Pirate Bay.

  23. effyeray

    Hey chick that writes the Superfish… in FAIRNESS you should change the name of the site to thekardashian…. just sayin’

  24. friendlyfires

    superficial, you’d bang that and her sister in a new york minute then crawl into a corner in the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep. Why someone with abs and biceps like that should act like such a wuss is beyond me…..

  25. Kay

    I love the kardashian’s!! You guys are haters! Kloe rocks!!;))

  26. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    Why isn’t she in Anchorage for the Beard & Mustache Championships?

  27. effer

    EWWW KOURTNEY IS STILL WITH THAT SLIMY …UNCTUOUS ASS DUDE?

    grosss. i guess she cant do better that a wet oily rat.

  28. Duke Steele

    Ok, the little one is sort of cute. But, did you have to add the pics of Girlzilla?? WTF

  29. alisa

    fish, do you have something against women that aren’t short? i dont get it. khloe looks great yet you insult her for her height. i’m guessing you’re a short sad little man.

  30. Dread not

    Jeez, Superficial, I’m glad you censored these pics. Some people might have been freaked out by the picture of Khloe ass raping Kourtney in broad daylight! Not that the ass rape was all that horrific, but the size of Khloe’s stick is staggering! *crosses legs in shame* Tommy Lee bows in honor.

  31. Venom

    Kourtney is super hot.

  32. mikeock

    I think I’ve sen this chick working at Subway. She’s hot for a girl who makes $5.00 footlongs.

  33. dude

    effin love kourtney, wana motorboat her ass cheeks right at the bottom lol. stop making fun of bigfoot shes a fuckin cool just looks huge nx to her sisters who are like 5 ft each. and kims still doable i dont care how fat her ass looks face it all of yous would hit that in a heartbeat quit actin like u wldnt. bitches b jealous

  34. netstarman

    Will someone play the violin to lure Frankenstein away from that woman before it carries off the woman to a local windmill. Oh damn i forgot it’s its Kourtney’s “TINY” sister behind her.

  35. It is amazing to see a shaved Yeti interact with humans… like National Geographic with eating disorders and implants…

  36. Mark B

    That girl has some delicious side boob. Can we atleast all agree on that?

  37. db

    She’s really fortunate to have two pontoons below her ankles– waterskii much GUNBOAT FEET?

  38. m

    You can so tell she has some bad extensions…ugh.

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  40. Karri

    I never noticed that…

    Kim
    Kourtney
    Khloe

    KKK…..
    not that I agree with it, just saying maybe not the best planning in having three K names.

  41. marie

    Kim seems like a very nice person , however her sisters are clearly jealous of her and the fact that she is the real star. They are riding on the coattails of Kims success and fame. Nobody is really interested in these two classless, spiteful, annoying, idiots. Bruce and Kim are the only two that make that show tolerable. The rest of the family NAUSEATING!

  42. marie

    Kim seems like a very nice person , however her sisters are clearly jealous of her and the fact that she is the real star. They are riding on the coattails of Kims success and fame. Nobody is really interested in these two classless, spiteful, annoying, idiots. Bruce and Kim are the only two that make that show tolerable. The rest of the family NAUSEATING!

  43. Elle

    Doesn’t take much to look like them – cheap extensions, fake breasts, fake asses, tons of makeup, fake eyelashes and I can’t forget the nose job and plump lips. Is anything real on these girls except there untone legs? These girls in particular don’t seem to ever hit the gym and actually work to look fit and tone. If it can’t be bought why bother!

    42/43 Kim has no real viable talent, the only thing she has over her sister’s is that her look is more marketable in the looks category than the others. The tall one has more personality though.

  44. daisy

    I’d like to see what you people look like.
    Douche bags.

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