Kourtney Kardashian’s house burglarized

October 18th, 2009 // 69 Comments

Kourtney Kardashian’s home was burglarized yesterday, according to People:

Approximately $108,000 in jewelry was stolen Saturday from Kardashian’s Calabasas, Calif. home, Los Angeles County Sheriff Sgt. Kristy Criner tells PEOPLE.
“That’s what was discovered missing in the initial investigation,” Sgt. Criner says. “Sheriff’s investigators and our crime lab are responding on the scene.”

Coincidentally, this happened just 24 hours after Lindsay Lohan had another year tacked onto her probation. Now, I’m not saying she did it, but let me ask you this: Who else could melt through a home security system with their vagina? Besides Paris Hilton. And Pamela Anderson. And, okay, Shauna Sand, Tila Tequila, Britney Spears, Spencer Pratt, Lady GaGa and probably that girl I was with last night. Besides all those people.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. samara

    wow

  2. Autumn

    Jeez Kourtney put on some pounds. Try some crunches Fatty.

  3. Boo

    You are not supposed to do crunches when you’re prego dumbass.

  4. Nice Guy

    Its funny how a big baby belly can make a person realize that she is crosseyed

  5. NxIxCxKxMxAxN

    someone burglarized her vagoo! amiright?

  6. Turd the third

    Just look at her belly, I know exactly where she is hiding the jewels!! If I am wrong then she has most certainly been hiding the salami…….

    Another investigative report from Turd (da 3rd)………

  7. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Did they also steal Kim’s extra butt girdle? The one with extra girth?

  8. Taylor L

    Kourtney…That is NOT a maternity dress. …sorry.

  9. Randal(l)

    A pity that this animal is breeding.

  10. me09

    # 2 SHE is a beautiful , classy soon to be mommy …leave her alone for crying out loud …do you really think she cares about the few extra pounds she put on (while prego) she is probably focusing on giving birth to a healthy child ..one day when you grow up you can understand that !

  11. Truth

    “burglarized” – Hehe you Americans are priceless!

  12. duh

    @2′s defense……..do you people not understand what sarcasm is? obviously she’s pregnant

  13. Why can’t this bitch wear normal clothes?
    A mini skirt with a huge stomach…that shit’s gross : (

    I’d still spit on Kim’s ass whilst nutting on her back, legs, and feet.

  14. That youtube dork

    @10 — LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!……..i MEAN LEAVE KOURTNEY ALONE!!!!!

  15. Kelly Kapowski

    Can she please stop trying to stuff her stomach into skin tight dresses? It looks rediculous and trashy.

  16. cici

    Kourt looks amazing, her face, skin, is glowing…. almost 8 months prego and NOW she looks as same as Kim size………
    can u imagine Kim pregnant? the fake ass?
    Goddddddddd

  17. Freddo

    Egad she’s ugly…dive, dive

  18. AMO

    11. Truth – October 18, 2009 6:29 PM

    “burglarized” – Hehe you Americans are priceless!

    What are you talking about???

  19. Ozzue

    damn… can’t any of these rich idiots afford security?

  20. Sasha

    Wait…
    You wee with a girl last night?

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  22. RaraAvis

    Thank goodness. I thought I was the only one who was grossed out by the super-tight dress stretched over the huge belly. Doesn’t anyone wear maternity clothes anymore? Miracle or not, I do not want to see that.

  23. Nameless

    LOL in that outfit she looks like a freakin’ hardboiled egg.

  24. clpierced

    Who cares if she is wearing tight clothes when preggers? um look at half the people who are fat as fuck and wear tight clothes. at least she is skinny preggers not fat preggers! people are soo ridic. she is still hotter than most of you ugly fat people. i love you kourt :)

    i like it rough

  25. Kanye West

    Yo Kourtney, I’m real happy for ya, and I’ma let you finish,
    but Lindsey Lohan had the best burglary of all time!

  26. Amber

    LOL at #25!

    I agree that she needs to wear maternity clothing, or atleast something that fits her well and doesn’t suffocate her poor baby. I’m sure she’s just having a hard time adjusting to gaining a lot of weight, but that’s no excuse. A longer dress would be nice, you’re going to be a mom soon you can’t be sluty anymore, lol.

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  29. Verblerizer

    @18 The root word “burgle” will do the trick… a burglar burgles, committing burglary*. No need to ‘ize’ it.

    *Try saying that a few times, and you’ll doubt any of those words are real.

  30. Autumn

    @#12 – Thank you. @#2&10 – Your parents should have aborted you.

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  32. LilDi

    Yuck poor choice of clothing. I am guessing she is trying to look “sexy” but it looks really trashy. There’s plenty of stylish maternity clothes that don’t make a person look like a $2 whore.

  33. Darth

    First their store got vandalized and now this.They should have stayed home back in Armenia,working on the land.

  34. Nero

    @33
    Nice earhangers.Where did you get those!?

  35. Sauron

    They should sacrifice another goat to please the gods.

  36. Max Planck

    Oink.

  37. Maternityclothesareforpreggos

    Someone please make this girl realize that maternity clothes are supposed to be worn when pregnant. She deserves to be on peopleofwalmart.com in the outfits she keeps wearing.

  38. Tanzarian

    She’s not pregnant, that’s just half of one of Kim’s butt pads.

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  40. Patrick Bateman

    …. her snatch was burglarized by a nig.

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