Kourtney Kardashian might pose nude while pregnant

August 20th, 2009 // 52 Comments

Kourtney Kardashian told E!’s Daily 10 that’d she be open to posing nude while pregnant, according to Us Magazine. Because if you’re only keeping it for the publicity, why not let people see you naked with a gestating fetus inside of you? This way you can show your child the pictures in a scrapbook next to the article about that abortion you almost got. He or she will thank you for the precious memories, and maybe not just in cat murder. You never know.

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  1. Clamhammer

    so much class

  2. Lc

    I wouldn’t mind seeing Quartknees monster milk jugs when they fill up.

  3. Freebie

    These attention whore sisters should just be put away somewhere – far, far away. And they should not be allowed to procreate.

  4. Name No

    Please tell me that Hef isn’t bankrolling this mess too.

  5. John

    Who Cares? Chick is ugly!! They all are. Gotta love America…this one is making millions off her sister who enjoys showers of urine and fecal matter. Just die, please!!!!!

  6. Max Planck

    Oink.

  7. Cash

    Isn’t posing nude for creepy old men what got her knocked up in the first place?

  8. Taz

    yes please

  9. Aunt Jemima

    Dear Kourtney,

    If you get an abortion your publicist could cover it up with a miscarriage story. Just something to think about.

    Love,

    The Human Race

  10. Roy

    Why not do a porno while she’s at it? Maybe she can get peed on like her big sister. Call it “Baby’s first shower”.

  11. I wonder how she would handle some freak who are into pregnant fetishes asking for an autograph…The swell belongs to you and your BF no1 wants to see that….

  12. Randal

    Well there Kourtney, doing a nude shot while pregnant will certainly earn you millions but what do you need it for when you’re already making millions doing what you do? It’s not like you need the money!

    Are you sure you didn’t get pregnant to take the spotlight off your celebrity star sister just so you can steal her thunder?

    Randal

  13. Nameless

    Hah! Called it. After Kim K’s Playboy shoot and the Wookie looking one’s PETA ad, I told my gf this will be going nude like Demi when she get preggars to pimp out her pregnancy.

    Absolutely no originality.

  14. jester

    If she wasn’t pregnant I would like to stick a pitch fork through her face.

  15. jim

    More fluoride in the water!!! No but seriously, can this family just die already, who are the fagots supporting this shit, stop watching that fucking crap.

  16. Meg

    @9 LOL! love it.

  17. Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Fat ugly chicks are a dime a dozen…..

  18. Em

    WOW! Really classy! Way to make your future child proud!

  19. frank

    Prostitute.

  20. google me

    of course she would pose naked…she is a kardashian!

  21. kim

    GEEZ, DO THESE KARDASHIAN SKANKS DO ANYTHING BESIDES GET NAKED??

  22. josh

    I bet she has a good degree and is a serious and remarkable woman.

  23. Newt

    This stuff only goes on because people watch these morons regularly. They are monstrously fetishistic creations of the unwashed masses…

    Shallow, slutty, greedy, whiny, dead-behind-the-eyes short-fingered vulgarians. Take your pick, that applies to each Kardashian (or Pratt, Spears, Palin, Hilton or Lohan) equally.

    The entire planet is rapidly going to hell, and this is what people want to watch? It explains a lot, actually…

  24. marge

    Dear SW: Why don’t you stop posting about this people?
    I am ware that the only reason she is a celebrity is because her sister did a sex tape… This site became SO MUCH NICER once you stopped posting everything about those dumb fucks (pratt something and the massive chin blonde), so why not show us some love and do the same about the wookie and this mini-wookie? PLEEAASEEEE!!!!!!!! luv u

  25. AntiSemAight

    How about a POV cam during the birth too? And don’t let that baby space go to waste afterward, take in some orphaned marsupials.

    Seriously though, the only photos I want to see of her would be on the back of milk cartons.

  26. Maria Marie

    Is her pregnancy an accomplishment or something?

    I just don’t get it, so what, everyone in the third world is pregnant all the time.

    I’ve never watched this stupid show because I hate her attention whore mother.

    They should all die and stop reproducing giant ass women.

  27. PunkA

    IF you call what Heidi did posing nude, then I guess Kourtney might do that. But I don;t. Nude is showing what you got, not covering it with clothes, arms, hair, hands, etc. So let’s stop calling non-nude photos nude, ok?

  28. Amber

    She pisses me off! One minutes she’s considering an abortion, the next her baby is a work of God and she wants to pose naked! I’m sure it has nothing to do with the money and everything to do that’s she’s so intelligent and sensitive that she’s realized a baby is actually a miracle.

    Only in America can you become famous for coming out of the same vagina that birthed the hugest ass in America today, not to mention becoming famous for having a huge ass and nothing else to contribute to the world.

  29. Amber

    She pisses me off! One minutes she’s considering an abortion, the next her baby is a work of God and she wants to pose naked! I’m sure it has nothing to do with the money and everything to do that’s she’s so intelligent and sensitive that she’s realized a baby is actually a miracle.

    Only in America can you become famous for coming out of the same vagina that birthed the hugest ass in America today, not to mention becoming famous for having a huge ass and nothing else to contribute to the world.

  30. Danklin24

    Does this not come as a shock to anyone else? Christ, who knew you could start exploiting your kid in the womb. Mark my words, there will be a “reality” show after this whole Khloe and Kourtney do Miami thing falls apart where one of them hands over ownership of Dash to the other, where Kourtney and her douchebag of a husband will fight and argue much like Jon and Kate and then get divorced. Its science.

  31. Jamie's Uterus

    Get. An. Abortion.

  32. clpierced

    people are disgusting human beings for telling her to get an abortion. #1 it is her choice #2 maybe she will be a good mother maybe she wont, but why do u people care soo much? i think she is pretty, likeable, and pretty damn smart. look at her businesses in la and miami. i dont hear anyone on this site saying they did that, now do i? now go back to masturbating and using your tears as lube.

  33. Bob H

    Thanks for the mammaries..

  34. Sport

    DIAF.

  35. gotmilk?

    this bitch has never has as much press as she’s had in the last week. enough already. we get it, you’re pregant. happens to a lot of people. it’s not that big of a deal. move along now.

  36. lookmalia

    I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————————————–

  37. lookmalia

    I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————————————–

  38. Jesus

    She is hot. Sexy girl. Get impregnated has been great for her exposure, too.

    I’d nail her. An I’m a carpenter.

  39. Rancid

    #7 and #10 – Nicely done

    Is it technically “nude” with all that fur?

  40. AJ

    #32
    It is only a matter of time before the next family of skanks replace these losers.

    They have a successful business because they get free advertisement. They are not smart just lucky with the opportunities given to them such as exploiting yourself for money.

    It is obvious she got pregnant because she is desperate to keep her cheating boyfriend. This is a big sign of ignorance, insecurity,immaturity, and no common sense.

  41. Donkey Dongey Dong

    Those three sisters as well as that inbred Brody Jenner should just be shot. What a waste of oxygen.

  42. Darth

    Didn’t Angelina Jolie pose nude too while pregnant?

  43. Galtacticus

    #42
    Britney Spears as well.

  44. Gando

    Isn’t that a typical ‘Kim Kardashian’ pose there on the first pic?

  45. nonW00t

    Thanks for the heads up.. I will be sure to skip breakfast, lunch, and any other food consumption the day those pics are posted.

  46. Laquita Idlett

    Why you have to hate on someone who has apparently had a tragic life at her early age. It is her body and pregnency is a natrual thing ,,YOu go girl

  47. Laquita Idlett

    Why you have to hate on someone who has apparently had a tragic life at her early age. It is her body and pregnency is a natrual thing ,,YOu go girl

  48. Eric Weber

    Kourt, Please do us all a favor. Get rid of the biggest dandy ever. I can’t believe you are so sheltered, that this is the best guy you could find. What a waste! I know your going to have his kid. God bless the kid. That’s Great! It’s just to bad you did’nt see the light sooner. You could have avoided being connected to John Denver/David Arquette?, Look a like. Good luck!

  49. I can not express my feeling now

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