Further proving the Kardashian/Jenner clan have adopted a Sasquatch as one of their own, Kim Kardashian says pregnant sister Kourtney uses Khloe’s clothes as maternity outfits. E! News reports:
“She’s huge. She is huuuuge!” little sister Kim told me earlier this morning, while backstage at the Badgley Mischka spring fashion show in Bryant Park. “I think she’s in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe’s clothes.”
“Khloé is going to kill me for saying that, but it’s really because Khloé is so much taller,” Kim said. “Kourtney will take Khloé’s top and wear it as a dress…She will not buy maternity clothes. I don’t know what’s wrong with her.”
Call me old-fashioned, but this just seems like smart money management. Why buy maternity clothes when you’ve got an entire wardrobe tailored to size Wookiee at your disposal? Granted, Chewbacca’s going to find out and rip your arms off so you’ll never be able to hold your baby without the use of prosthetics, but in Kourtney’s defense, it’s either that or wear jeans with elastic in the waist.
































Kermit | September 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm
bwahaha
krys | September 16, 2009 at 3:24 pm
shocking.
Death2Speidi | September 16, 2009 at 3:28 pm
This sasquatch shtick is getting OLDDD. Khloe is the best looking of the bunch.
glace neuf | September 16, 2009 at 3:36 pm
bad, bad, bad, bad, bad idea kim. seriously, these girls usually stick together and that is just complete foot in mouth material. fucking stupid.
Chipot | September 16, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Fish I love the site but you need to get a bigger pool of celebrities to cover. Its always bikini-Gosselin-Kardashians-Jessica Simpsons-Linday-Paris-Heidi.
audrey | September 16, 2009 at 3:51 pm
sexyy !
V | September 16, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Khloe is so pretty!!! She has the best personality out of the 3 anyway!
gotmilk? | September 16, 2009 at 3:55 pm
she forgot to put pants on.
killerabbit | September 16, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Ahem. “Wookiee.”
Kate | September 16, 2009 at 4:01 pm
On twitter Kim said she was joking. & what does it matter anyways? Khloe is freakin gorgeous and she has long beautiful legs (: so shutup.
Parker | September 16, 2009 at 4:02 pm
She looks so cute in the Wookie’s clothes.
Kate | September 16, 2009 at 4:02 pm
On twitter Kim said she was joking. & what does it matter anyways? Khloe is freakin gorgeous and she has long beautiful legs (: so shutup.
coco | September 16, 2009 at 4:02 pm
wow, what a surprise that kim is a bitch.
kev | September 16, 2009 at 4:04 pm
kim shouldnt be allowed to speak. no talent, brainless and just nasty.
I | September 16, 2009 at 4:04 pm
First off all…Khloe is the only NORMAL girl out of that bunch. The other two are freakishly small in comparison to real women. I believe Khloe is 5’7″ and the others are under 3 foot….that is the only reason she comes off as looking gargantuan to the both of them. Gahhhhhhhh.
otto | September 16, 2009 at 4:08 pm
wow, kim’s an asshole.
Autumn | September 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm
What an idotic thing to say considering you know your sister constantly gets lambasted about how much bigger/taller she is. Way to have your sister’s back. Khloe is by far the best looking Kardashian anyway (not to mention the smartest and most congenial). This joke needs to die already.
2for2true | September 16, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Man sees a little boy sitting on sidewalk, playing in horseshit:
Man: Little boy, what are you doing playing in horseshit?
Boy: I’m making a statute of Kourtney Kardashian!
Man: Ho ho ho ho ho! Why would you be making a statute of Kourtney Kardashian out of horseshit?
Boy: ‘Cause I don’t have enough horsehit to make a statute of Kanye West.
gotmilk? | September 16, 2009 at 4:42 pm
wrong 17, the kardarshians need to die already.
gigi | September 16, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Kim = astonishingly beautiful but vapid
Khloe = fun & cool
Kourtney = meh… but she’s very pretty pregnant
btw, I probably described chicks in everybody’s family reading this…. who cares?
KEN | September 16, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Who really gives a rat’s ass about these bimbos? Maybe their claim to fame is that they can hold their breath longer than anyone else while giving slurpees….
saywha? | September 16, 2009 at 5:38 pm
this one really made me laugh hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :-D
saywha? | September 16, 2009 at 5:39 pm
#20 gigi…
“Khloe = fun & cool”
is “fun & cool” code for fat & ugly?
re | September 16, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Borrowing her sister’s clothes simply makes good financial sense. Besides, what’s wrong with looking stylish while pregnant?
Nek | September 16, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Remind me why people pay attention to these morons?
http://www.akneejerkreaction.com
Nek | September 16, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Someone remind
me why people pay attention to these idiots?
http://www.akneejerkreaction.com
lola | September 16, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Kim and Kloe are not that short. They are only slightly shorter than average height for females. I didn’t know that qualified them as midgets, but I am even shorter and all the guys love it ;)
I don’t like any of the girls (since I don’t respect fame whores), but they are all cute in their own way. I bet half of the bashers watch the show when no one is watching
vito | September 16, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I, like several other posters, think Khloe is a babe. She’s big…and who gives a shit? She’s a doll. I think she’s be great to cuddle up to in bed on a cold stormy night.
Hmmm…maybe she could get her two lovely sisters to join us.
BTW, I had a girlfriend who was taller than I am. So was her sister. When I walked down the street with one on each arm other guys would watch us go by and would wonder if maybe I can lick my eyebrows.
Giggles | September 16, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Is this knocked up whore married yet?
California Red | September 17, 2009 at 2:13 am
there are days when reading this site makes me want to join Al Qaeda. What have we come to where people are famous for absolutely no reason? I call it the age of Paris.
In days gone by our worship of celebrity sports heros, musicians, and movie stars was based on some talent that they we could enjoy. Not so much with many of today’s “celebrities”.
It is only in hope of reading Randal’s wise words that I refrain from joining the jihad.
Sienna | September 17, 2009 at 6:19 am
So vain she won’t buy maternity clothes.
kev | September 17, 2009 at 8:44 am
khloe is beautiful….and normal, unlike plastic surgery whore kim.
Narcissist | September 17, 2009 at 9:29 am
Stupid Looking = Fashionable
Is this equation correct?
Darth | September 17, 2009 at 11:49 am
That used to be Khloe Kardashian’s bikini top?!
Gando | September 17, 2009 at 11:55 am
That necklet used to be Kloe Kardasian’ bracelet.
Alli Watermelon | September 17, 2009 at 12:08 pm
#35, wtf is a “necklet”? It’s necklace, moron.
Mr Semprini | September 18, 2009 at 6:37 am
The only thing I think about when I see this is that her genetic line will continue. This is not a good thing.
Mongo | September 18, 2009 at 11:18 am
watching this family slowly implode in their faux-celebrity is remarkably similar to watching those time lapsed mug shot collections crack whores.
Wait……….no, its “exactly” like that…..
ADRIANA*** | September 18, 2009 at 12:18 pm
wtf kim nice job… good way to try a save yourself……. what a fucked up sister, and KIM you fucken lier you DO NOT wear a size 2, i wear a size 2 and my ass doesnt have its own zip code tell the truth fat ass
ADRIANA*** | September 18, 2009 at 12:19 pm
p.s khloe is a hot bitch
ADRIANA*** | September 18, 2009 at 12:19 pm
p.s khloe is a hot bitch
ADRIANA*** | September 18, 2009 at 12:19 pm
p.s khloe is a hot bitch
Sickitten | September 21, 2009 at 2:50 am
Can you believe someone actually takes pics of this plainster? What is wrong with our society?
lamees | November 2, 2009 at 5:50 am
seriously i love them all, kort is so cute and she looks adorable if she can wear her sisters clothes then good for her,
coco | January 19, 2010 at 2:53 am
I think that you assholes out there need to get a life.. I love them and they r all beautiful
joy | March 8, 2010 at 1:51 am
Khole is the only really beautiful face in the bunch.
I think she is naturally striking and those she keeps her level of warpaint 3 notches lower than the rest you really she her.
She can also rock the glam look impeccably.
I also agree of the gaggle of them I prefer her demeanor.
Kelly | July 8, 2010 at 7:04 pm
I am all for using what you have, and she looks really cute so whats the big deal? I just use JCPenny coupons for my cute wardrobe.