Kourtney Kardashian poses for Maxim

April 8th, 2009 // 120 Comments

Here’s Kourtney the Tiniest Kardashian posing for the latest issue of Maxim. Let’s take a moment to marvel that she’s even alive considering the majority of her day is spent underfoot of Sasquatch and Thunderdome. Which is truly a testament to Kourtney’s strength, resolve and uncanny ability to fit into mouse holes.

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  1. AJ

    100

    Her sister Kim is a former porn star. Her sister Kim had a want to be thug ganster self proclaimed fat fetish boyfriend and they made a porn flick together. Kim made 5 million off her porn tape. They do a really bad reality show too. Too bad Kim eats too much or else she’d have a smaller figure like her sister.

  2. kelly

    definitely the better looking one of the three ..

  3. a sanderson

    Hahaha. i almost fell out of my chair reading that..

    72. Caroline – April 8, 2009 8:53 PM

    A black man invented Peanut Butter. His name was George Washington Carver. Next time your racist ass is eating a pb and j, I hope you fucking choke on it.

    Wow. black people certainally have achieved a lot. I mean, how would civilization continue without this amazing invention? Bravo.

  4. Justin

    Although the global economy crisis, all hot and sincere people on ” Tallconnect . c o m ” still have fatith in love, and are confident we can fight against any problems and go through this by working together!!! and we need each other badly at bad times!! so, have you found your special other part to get over all these???

  5. chupacabra

    BUT HER FACE!

  6. Tom K

    #7. I think she is the prettiest of all of them and to answer your question, no she does not date or sleep with black men, which is why I like her more than her other sisters.

  7. Cartman

    She looks like a beaner.

  8. kels

    #107, she could pass as latina, but let’s face it, she’s hotter than tila tequila and i know you are asian. stop hating. i’d rather bang this beaner than a skank that looks like she has down syndrome.

  9. kels

    #107, she could pass as latina, but let’s face it, she’s hotter than tila tequila and i know you are asian. stop hating. i’d rather bang this beaner than a skank that looks like she has down syndrome.

  10. balls mccoy

    On a related note Klohe is the model on the cover of this months edition of Zoobooks.

  11. Posh

    I think Americans are the most miserable hateful people on the planet. These comments alone are a sentiment to that. I come on here for the silly gossip, but geesh, people on this site are just evil. You know, sending out all that hate and resentment only invites it back into your lives. Envy and ignorance will get you people nowhere.

  12. Deerguts

    I know Bruce Jenner spys and jacks off at these 3 bitches. Id have holes drilled in the walls all over the house for some serious whacking off. UMMM UMMMM.

  13. Steve

    Her face is so manly and ape-like.

  14. Posh's Piles

    111
    “I think Americans are the most miserable hateful people on the planet.”
    Not Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Sudan ….? What a stupid statement.
    “Ignorance”? “You know, sending out all that hate and resentment only invites it back into your lives”
    So the opposite holds too, right? Like what happened to Jesus, right? You have little corks in your ears so your brain doesn’t blow out with the wind?
    You want silly gossip? Your mother and the local football team. How’s that?
    Don’t want to read ugly, don’t fucking read it.

  15. Ryan

    Great… another Kardashian slut… just what we need. Says much about those bitches who have nothing else to offer.

  16. annette

    kool. she look hot in all her pic.

  17. annette

    kool. she look hot in all her pic.

  18. annette

    kool. she look hot in all her pic.

  19. diamond

    The only reason that some people think kourtney is better looking that kim is because they are racist and don’t like the fact that kim dates BLACK GUYS, come on PEOPLE! Kourtney is not better looking that kim KEEP IT REAL!

  20. diamond

    Kim and Ray J did a STUPID! thing by taping themselves having sex( a lot of people have done the same stupid act!). Kim tried to stop the tape from spreading to the public but when she realized that the tape was already out there she asked Vivid entertainment to pay her 5 million dollars for the rights to the tape. this does not JUSTIFY! what they did but, at least she turned a BAD situation into a PROFITABLE one. So for people to call her a whore for making a sex tape that was unintended to the public THESE PEOPLE ARE BEING HYPOCRITS!, because you know DAMNED WELL! that they would have done the SAME THING! in that SITUATION!, so STOP! the BS!

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