Kim Kardashian has a birthday party

October 25th, 2008 // 75 Comments

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 28th birthday at Club LAX in Vegas last night. Her sisters were of course there, and can you believe Kourtney had the nerve to show up looking way hotter than Kim? I mean, wow, what a super-bitch. I remember one time my sister showed up to an event looking hotter than me. I was pissed. Sure, maybe, it was her own wedding, and I “allegedly” had my tux on backwards; I’m a person too, Mom and Dad!

P.S. If Grandma tells you I borrowed her car to solicit prostitutes again, she’s a lying bag of dementia. – - I went to the strip club.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

  1. Lee Nolastname

    Are you serious? She looks like a Native American after I hard night-turned to morning-out. Trust me I would know. If by hot you mean wrinkled and weathered than ya she’s “hot”! Kim is still a hot ass mama, but you can’t compare her to her siblings…it’s not rite. Some just got more breast milk than the rest. By the way those are extensions…ya I know you’r secret honey!!!

  2. lazy troll

    first yuo bitches

  3. timmy the dying boy

    #41-46:

    Stop hitting the “Post Your Comment” button. Once will do, have a little patience.

    That said, it’s obvious to me that those two rather swarthy girls must spend a fortune on waxings. Everything from the toes to the bushy eyebrows, and especially the mustache.

  4. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Another year older………. another year of trying to keep 80 pounds of ass-lard from drooping down her fat-assed thighs…..her tits wont be far behind. She should look like a fistful of squeezed pizza dough by her 30th……….

  5. simplicity

    @ 53…..timmy…
    it was done on purpose.
    i have plenty of patience.
    i just happen to hate seeing posts about this nobody
    and i know she reads the posts.
    (if you looked you’d see a comment on 46 at the bottom)

  6. timmy the dying boy

    OK, but I only read the first one. Good reason though, but I doubt someone as high-bred as KK wold hang around this rat’s nest. We can always hope though.

  7. wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole

    nasty, crusty, filthy, desperate, attention whores, mudsharks, they have no talent at all, no friends at all, can’t dance, everything they do they do like shit, with all that flapjack lardass mess kk weighs about 200 pounds. She’s a little fat-ass, dead fuck, urine drinker. these sluts are not worth fucking, there are better looking women everywhere who aren’t fake and who don’t smell like urine. What kind of nasty pig would fuck a nasty pig like the kardashian skanks?

    NASTY SLUTS

  8. jenny

    She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

    site.Is she single now?

  9. juju

    kims mouth is so disgustingly huge, she can suck 5 cocks at once.

    See!? She does have talent after all! Kim sucks several cocks at once!
    She is good for something after all!!!

  10. asdf

    Kim found something she is good at. That huge ass mouth can be used to store numerous cocks. Indefinitely. Now she can have an income and stop living off of other peoples earnings. Wonder how much she has mooched off of Reggie Bush? Poor guy, talented athlete, piss poor at picking women.

    By the time Kim turns 35 she will weigh in at over 300 pounds. Crusty slut!

  11. SB

    Wow, now Kim is even copying Paris’ wonky eye? What the fuck is wrong with this girl?

  12. Danklin24

    I agree that Kourtney is normally hotter than Kim, but not in these pics, no way.

  13. jaden

    Neither of them are hot. Unless hot means pissing on them during sex, boring coversations with intellectual midgets and flapjack rolls of lard fat to get lost in. Theres nothing interesting, nor hot, about the vapid kardashians.

  14. Jamie's Uterus

    See the last pic – I think she did that face in the porn tape. Big lips, closed eyes, open mouth, yup, we saw it. I’m not sure if it was before or after that black guy pissed on her though.

  15. springs

    Good reason though, but I doubt someone as high-bred as KK wold hang around this rat’s nest. We can always hope though.
    totally agree, i think all the sports fans @ sportinglove.c o m will love it……….

  16. blizzy

    And why is she considered a celebrity again? I could see if she was a well-known lawyer like her late father, but she literally is nothing. Just a girl with a ridiculously fat ass, a horrid voice, and little acting talent (she couldn’t even act well in a reality porno…)

    I think her and Elisabeth Hasselbeck should be sent to the antarctic permanently to study that whole polar bear thing…they can just send emails, no need for pictures, video, or voice.

  17. JT

    she better stop getting plastic surgery soon her face is starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein

  18. Sara

    are you kidding? kourtney looks like a shaved monkey.

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  20. Jen

    No way Kourtney looks better than Kim. The dress & the hair are terrible. Kim may be a whore, but she’s gorgeous.

  21. Kim must have gained weight again because she is wearing a loose dress or she did not feel like wearing her industrial girdle. Girdles are definitely uncomfortable. Kourtney must have gained weight too because she is wearing a maternity dress that does not show her figure. It’s too bad Kourtney’s breast implants gave her huge ugly stretch marks on both her breasts. How sad that they have no talent and will eventually have to do porn again to get noticed in the media. Here are pics of Kim before and after her nose and breast implants.

    http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian–butt-implants

  22. Rachel

    #31

    Only females with low self esteem are jealous of Kim. Think about it; Kim got famous for doing porn with her boyfriend that claims he loves fat chicks like Kim. Kim had a nose job and breast implants and has to rely on photo shop and girdles to improve her body. Kim also lacks continuous motivation to eat right and exercise regularly. Kim also lacks a good education and has nothing to fall back on after the reality show ends. Kim is also self absorbed and a compulsive liar because Kim claims she never had any cosmetic surgery or relies on girdles. I look at Kim and I am grateful that I have a great education, great career, great body, great hobbies, and I also do humanitarian work for the elderly.

  23. mytwocents

    They both have had plastic surgery in my opinion.
    Kim with her nose for sure the other parts perhaps but i can’t be sure 100% the nose i am 100% sure. I mean click on her 14 yo self pic and their noses are COMPLETELY different one is wide and normal and her new one is so tiny

    The implants on their bodies i mean YIKES

    lol about the sharpie for eyeliner comment

    I mean she is pretty but ever since she came into the public eye it’s for one bad thing after another SAD

  24. Switch

    Kourtney is way hotter than Kim

    too bad she’s dating a douchebag

  25. Wow…, she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

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