Kim Kardashian celebrated her 28th birthday at Club LAX in Vegas last night. Her sisters were of course there, and can you believe Kourtney had the nerve to show up looking way hotter than Kim? I mean, wow, what a super-bitch. I remember one time my sister showed up to an event looking hotter than me. I was pissed. Sure, maybe, it was her own wedding, and I “allegedly” had my tux on backwards; I’m a person too, Mom and Dad!
P.S. If Grandma tells you I borrowed her car to solicit prostitutes again, she’s a lying bag of dementia. – - I went to the strip club.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
D’aw. They’re both so plastic and cute.
D’aw. They’re both so plastic and cute.
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Happy Birthday Bubble Butt.
No way! Kim looked hotter than Kourtney. Kourtney is like the hieght of a smurf anyway.
There is no way Kim didn’t have a nose job!!! Her siblings all have that plump nose but Kim managed to be blessed with a little pointy nose!!! PLEASE!
#6, Nicky Hilton and Paris? How did Paris get a slimmer nose?
#7, Paris had rhinoplasty as well actually..I know I know, she doesn’t seem to be the artificial type :P
They are both ugly.
Fake Fake Fake.
nah Kim is hotter then Kourtney :D
Any way we can do away with the Kardashians the same way we (almost) did away with Heidi and Spencer? I’m down with the Heidi in a bikini rule – I don’t really think we need a similar rule for the Kardashians…
Can someone explain to me why they had to have a ‘posing wall’ at a fucking birthday party? besides which, these camel-snouted biatches are best left unphotographed, at least, from the neck up
ooo kourtney got new boobies again.. they havent even settled
that younger picture of kim makes it so obvious she had a nose job
i fucking hate her and her sisters and wish they would all drop dead
FUGLY MUCH?
UGH GET A MANICURE KIM YOU FUCKING UGLY WHORE
do they use a sharpie to put on eye liner?
fugly whores
I would fuck either one of these girls in the ass any time but I might need some duct tape to hold Kims ass cheeks apart though. Probably a quart of 10W-40 too.
God damned fat pigs smell like urine. No talent, boring, can’t dance, sucks multiple cocks simultaineously, fucks like shit in porno tape, sings like shit, everything they do turns to shit.
Moooooo…..
Hope the Old Country buffet didn’t go out of business as she probably ate her way through her birthday party
That huge gigantic lard blubber flapjack fat ass weighs over 200 pounds, easily.
Jesus, how many kids did that armenian douche have? All girls, all whore-y. Oh, and though Kim is kinda pretty, her sister is not. She has a nose like Shar-pei.
nasty, disgusting, STDs. I wouldn’t fuck those whores with YOUR little inchworm. My inchworm stays soft; I take it in the ass, and I’m unable to give cock. Only receive. I’ve never slept with Heidi.
it looks like kim JUST had her eyebrows waxed, like, twn minutes before the pictures were taken.
Maybe that missing niggerboy is hiding in her buttcheeks.
There once was a “starlet” named Kim
With a backside the size of Berlin
She danced with such sass
But got a boot in her ass
From a foot never heard from again
She has her “blow job” face on
And there is not a woman alive that would look hot in that ugly dress Kourtney has on
Eh, Kourtney doesn’t look all tha–huh! How long has she had those?…
In that last pic…..it looks like Kim is waiting to get Peed on!!!
To FRIST 4:48….What your mouth & racial slurs fucker!
I dont like her either but no need for racial slurs!
can the real superficial writer please stand up?
i hate it when they have the non funny dude write
kim has obviously had something done to her face…pretty girl but phony as…er her ass… :)
There is no way Kim didn’t have a nose job!!! Her siblings all have that plump nose but Kim managed to be blessed with a little pointy nose!!! She is so hot!!!!!! Her sexy photos are found on mysportsdate dot com. What do you thik she is doing there>>>>>>>>>>
girls die to look like her and men die to be with her .. U guys r all jealous .. !
Kourtney doesn’t look hotter, Kim might be a vapid bimbo (with the hottest boyfriend EVER) but she is more beautiful.
Kourtney doesn’t look hotter, Kim might be a vapid bimbo (with the hottest boyfriend EVER) but she is more beautiful.
Kourtney doesn’t look hotter, Kim might be a vapid bimbo (with the hottest boyfriend EVER) but she is more beautiful.
Kim’s a goddess, perfect in every way.
Courtney if as dumb as rocks like her bloated ass of a sister, had the cuteness factor in spades over piss on me Kim.
She even looks kind of cute in her tent dress but she had to go and ruin a perfectly nice figure with those damn chest balloons.
Now she looks more like her vapid cunt of a sister.
What a waste.
35-Sorry,but 9 out of 10 white guys disagree with you.That cellulite infested mudshark is nasty.
Kim get that goddamn hair out your face girl!! Do something with it, pull it bak, i know baby hairs r a pain, but seriously!
Damn she’s hot!
Eeeew. A smelly Armenian who loves African pee pees.
31, 35… 39….obviously kim…
sweetie.. get a life.
just write “kim” instead of making names up.
you’re fake as hell
like the other poster said, who the hell poses at their B’day party? proves what an attention ho ya are.
pathetic
you arent a celebrity… your step-dad is.
ya got peed on
and you’re (SO OBVIOUSLY) desperate
plus.. 28.. shouldnt you be married with kids and settling down by now?
you arent 21 sweetiepie :)
kisses.
31, 35… 39….obviously kim…
sweetie.. get a life.
just write “kim” instead of making names up.
you’re fake as hell
like the other poster said, who the hell poses at their B’day party? proves what an attention ho ya are.
pathetic
you arent a celebrity… your step-dad is.
ya got peed on
and you’re (SO OBVIOUSLY) desperate
plus.. 28.. shouldnt you be married with kids and settling down by now?
you arent 21 sweetiepie :)
kisses.
31, 35… 39….obviously kim…
sweetie.. get a life.
just write “kim” instead of making names up.
you’re fake as hell
like the other poster said, who the hell poses at their B’day party? proves what an attention ho ya are.
pathetic
you arent a celebrity… your step-dad is.
ya got peed on
and you’re (SO OBVIOUSLY) desperate
plus.. 28.. shouldnt you be married with kids and settling down by now?
you arent 21 sweetiepie :)
kisses.
31, 35… 39….obviously kim…
sweetie.. get a life.
just write “kim” instead of making names up.
you’re fake as hell
like the other poster said, who the hell poses at their B’day party? proves what an attention ho ya are.
pathetic
you arent a celebrity… your step-dad is.
ya got peed on
and you’re (SO OBVIOUSLY) desperate
plus.. 28.. shouldnt you be married with kids and settling down by now?
you arent 21 sweetiepie :)
kisses.
31, 35… 39….obviously kim…
sweetie.. get a life.
just write “kim” instead of making names up.
you’re fake as hell
like the other poster said, who the hell poses at their B’day party? proves what an attention ho ya are.
pathetic
you arent a celebrity… your step-dad is.
ya got peed on
and you’re (SO OBVIOUSLY) desperate
plus.. 28.. shouldnt you be married with kids and settling down by now?
you arent 21 sweetiepie :)
kisses.
31, 35… 39….obviously kim…
sweetie.. get a life.
just write “kim” instead of making names up.
you’re fake as hell
like the other poster said, who the hell poses at their B’day party? proves what an attention ho ya are.
pathetic
you arent a celebrity… your step-dad is.
ya got peed on
and you’re (SO OBVIOUSLY) desperate
plus.. 28.. shouldnt you be married with kids and settling down by now?
you arent 21 sweetiepie :)
kisses… i love spam! ;o)
i hate when this site posts about these people.
I just wanna know what kinda drugs they are on, all chingy-eyed like that.
i don’t know why exactly, but i’d absolutely love to ejaculate on her face
Sara, who died to look like kim? Ive never heard of anybody dying cos they wanted to look like her. She’s all makeup baby! And still not perfection!
I won’t say she’s full on ugly, but she isn’t exactly someone who, when you see, you think “wow I wish I looked like her!”… Maybe for like 0.13 miliseconds, but then you realize she is a complete make up blob desperado loser, who quite OBVIOUSLY thought she could reach Paris Hilton’s level of fame (love her or hate her, bitch is famous) by copying the exact same thing that Paris did (sex tape, reality show, blah blah blah). And now she isn’t even friends with Paris, she was obviously just using Paris for publicity, that she barely even got. & I mean, who debuts themselves to the world by showing us all a tape of her getting pissed on?? Who in their right mind thought that would be cool? She is just desperate & it shows! And she CLEARLY has no friends either! You only EVER see her with her family! Says something about her attitude me thinks. SELF-ABSORBED LOSERRRR!!
Dare I say it, I hate the KKK’s more than Paris, more than Lohan, more than *GASP* HEIDI & SPENCER. So there. I said it.