Kim Kardashian has a birthday party

By: The Superficial / October 25, 2008

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 28th birthday at Club LAX in Vegas last night. Her sisters were of course there, and can you believe Kourtney had the nerve to show up looking way hotter than Kim? I mean, wow, what a super-bitch. I remember one time my sister showed up to an event looking hotter than me. I was pissed. Sure, maybe, it was her own wedding, and I “allegedly” had my tux on backwards; I’m a person too, Mom and Dad!

P.S. If Grandma tells you I borrowed her car to solicit prostitutes again, she’s a lying bag of dementia. – – I went to the strip club.

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