Leave it to a Kardashian sister to get knocked up just in time for the premiere of her reality show. Kourtney has confirmed to E!’s Mark Malkin she’s with child, and while she won’t reveal who the father is, everyone’s going to pretty much know who it was once she births an Ewok. Khloe.
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disgusted | August 12, 2009 at 8:33 pm
this means that there’s a guy out there who hit that on purpose
Eric | August 12, 2009 at 8:35 pm
LOL. Ewok. har har
Jake | August 12, 2009 at 8:35 pm
It wasn’t me.
Thank god.
Obvious | August 12, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Probably horse artificial insemination. Some poor dude had to put his entire arm all the way up into that.
PETA is going to be pissed.
seahorse | August 12, 2009 at 8:40 pm
There will never be a ‘father’. She’ll just finally admit to being a hermaphrodite.
Gigs | August 12, 2009 at 8:57 pm
She’s got some serious chest vainage.
Gigs | August 12, 2009 at 8:57 pm
She’s got some serious chest vainage.
zippythewonderslug | August 12, 2009 at 9:01 pm
O.K. I admit it. It was me. But, it was dark, I was drunk, I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. She hypnotized me with her tits, I WASN’T AWARE OF WHAT I WAS DOING, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!!!!!!
I feel so ashamed…
Fati | August 12, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Fucking moronic family.
Nameless | August 12, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Hahaha…they just showed a repeat of the episode where Kris tells Kourtney to have a baby for her sake but the sisters end up getting her a monkey.
panic away | August 12, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Read a crazy rumor that it’s Reggie Bush’s lovechild. LOL. Don’t believe that, but that would be crazy.
cureholder | August 12, 2009 at 9:48 pm
I for one would be proud of this accomplishment. Kourtney, if the biodad won’t step up, I am here for you. The only hot Kardashian, and the only educated one!
titsonsnack | August 12, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Why would this person have their own show? I only know her from seeing her posted on this web site. And from what I can gather, she’s the sister of that Kim chick, and I don’t even know what Kim is famous for, because, again, I only know who she is from seeing her posted on this web site.
Albin Bainbridge | August 12, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Great role models. These Kardashians.
@ 13
Kim Kardashian only became famous because of her sex tape and large buttocks. Khloe is famous for being the 2nd-wheeler to a 2nd-rate celebrity.
fat american cunt | August 12, 2009 at 10:27 pm
who?
Jake | August 12, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I bet it was one of those damn Geico cavemen that did it.
Kourtney Kardashian, so easy only a caveman would do her.
joho777 | August 12, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Don’t ANY of these idiots ever use condoms?
Or is this just a part of Mama Kardashian’s master plan?
joho777 | August 12, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Don’t ANY of these idiots ever use condoms?
Or is this just a part of Mama Kardashian’s master plan?
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD resciinded | August 12, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Isn’t this prostitute the one who’s famous for her father getting OJ simpson off that murder rap? What a disgraceful repelling whore.
Al | August 12, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Every white boy on the planet immediately realizes he couldn’t possibly be the father.
Jovo | August 12, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Face of a sandblasted monkey, 2 water balloons bolted to her chest, and I’m sure she’s as furry as Chewbacca…
Who in the fucking hell would stick his dick inside that thing? Oh, Ray J, there you are…. gonna urinate all over her lips & hair too?
MCRun | August 12, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Yuck. Someone’s gonna regret fathering that kid. What a family of idiots.
vito | August 12, 2009 at 11:38 pm
What the fuck is the matter with all of you hateful people? Kourtney Kardashian is very cute and some lucky motherfucker got to screw her senseless and blow a load up her tight little snatch. She’s a little tiny thing. “Some poor dude had to put his entire arm all the way up into that…” ??? Oh pleeeeeze…
Give me a fucking break. You people all hate anyone who has done better in life than your pathetic selves. How can you blame the Kardashians? Opportunity knocked and they anwered the door. Good for them!
So Kourtney got knocked up…who the fuck cares? Women get pregnant everyday and many of them aren’t married. That doesn’t make them prostitutes. Nor does Kourtney’s late father’s having been on OJ’s defense team make her “a disgraceful repelling whore.”
Dad may have been one. OJ most certainly is. But OJ’s actions do not have any reflection on the Kardashian sisters.
In fact the Kardashian women were friends of Nicole’s and they sat in court with Denise Brown and her parents, on the prosecution side of the room.
So enough with the fucking hatred. There’s already enough of that shit in this world.
I’m no holy roller or anything, but you may want to remember Karma, “what goes around comes around”, aka “we reap what we sow”, or “he who lives by the sword shall die by the sword”, etc. All the same sentiment just in different words.
One more thing, in my own defense I’d like to say: SUCK MY DICK!!
jaime | August 12, 2009 at 11:45 pm
isn’t there some kind of government agency controlling who gets to procreate? cause she wouldn’t be allowed if i were in charge of said agency.
TheOverrated | August 12, 2009 at 11:45 pm
what i would give to feel the inside of that vag
http://theoverrated.com/
sarah jane | August 13, 2009 at 12:25 am
Good for her. She has a large family who all seem to love each other so her baby is already blessed in at least one way! I admit I wouldn’t be devastated if this meant she left the spotlight as I don’t think she’s done anything worthy of fame, but I’m still happy for her!
And who the hell cares if she’s not married and won’t reveal the father? It’s 2009 people! What are we going to do, burn her at the stake?
Fati | August 13, 2009 at 1:01 am
@23
My reply to you is very simple. DIE.
sarah | August 13, 2009 at 1:31 am
nice vito!! hear hear!!
mk | August 13, 2009 at 1:47 am
way to go vitto!
Martina | August 13, 2009 at 2:14 am
I think the daddy is her stepfather … don’t you?
Why else would Bruce Jenner get a plastic surgery makeover?
Narcissist | August 13, 2009 at 3:40 am
Crappy pics.
Hope this is a lie. These vermin don’t need to be multiplying. At least they’re not on welfare though. That I know of.
@ 16 – :P The cavemen put their head down and walk away embarrassed.
@ 23 – “Opportunity knocked and they anwered the door”. Then it peed on them and they got a reality show.
Why do so many people bring up this karma baloney?
Lala | August 13, 2009 at 4:30 am
@ 23
“How can you blame the Kardashians? Opportunity knocked and they anwered the door. Good for them”
Yes, opportunity knocked and they not only answered the door, they sucked it’s dick and let it piss on them,
Continue with the Super Classy 'K' Names, please! | August 13, 2009 at 4:33 am
I suggest they name the new baby Kuntney Kardashian.
k.lucy61 | August 13, 2009 at 4:52 am
I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————————————–
k.lucy61 | August 13, 2009 at 4:52 am
I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————————————–
uh Uh UH! Yeah ... hand me a kleenex, and clean yourself up. Here's $10, take a taxi home. | August 13, 2009 at 6:25 am
‘won’t reveal who the father is” = a pathetic attempt to get people to watch their weekly trainwreck. #23 doesn’t think that makes her a prostitute?
@23 | August 13, 2009 at 6:56 am
hey blue balls, nice rant. If you don’t already have erotomania for this man-looking nobody then maybe we should go warn her because I see it in the near future.
You hilariously enough seem to be coming from a moral type point of view, but like the gay muslims, christians etc, seem to have conveniently twisted it to fit your own beliefs on how the world really works. For bitching out people on here, if you really believe in karma, well you have just got yourself in shit for your little rant, and your championing immoral sluts
boo | August 13, 2009 at 7:44 am
#33 That was hilarious
FACE | August 13, 2009 at 7:53 am
How can Kim be so much hotter than all of her sisters? THis broad will be a hag in 3 years.
RichPort's Ghost | August 13, 2009 at 8:20 am
Has anyone determined Bruce Jenner’s whereabouts..? I smell a Woddy Allen type of sitcheeation…
markT | August 13, 2009 at 8:30 am
Vito, shut up.
Father Time | August 13, 2009 at 8:30 am
Fuck that, I’m already lined up to buy her kids sex tape.
addict | August 13, 2009 at 8:31 am
KIM IS GOING TO BE SUPER JEALOUS NOW THAT KOURTNEY IS GETTING SOME ATTENTION.
EH, KIM WILL DO SOMETHING TO GET THE ATTENTION BACK ON HER. SUCH A WHORE.
lee | August 13, 2009 at 9:21 am
Kim and Kourtney are very pretty with great bodies imo, and this is coming from a non-jealous, non-catty female. Only people who are jealous of others go out of their way to rip apart people. No one who is satisfied with their life would do such a thing. Some of you sound really pathetic and miserable with your lives. Big woppie, she’s had plastic surgery..what is your point. You don’t like her personality, considering none of us know her personally, don’t watch the show. Her name is Kourtney, not Kim or her father, so what they do has absolutely no bearing on her. I would bet my life on it the she could give a flying fuck what you think of her. She looks better than the average person, has more money then the average person and is living life, unlike some of you morons who have loads of time to post negative remarks. Do I think Kim or her should be famous? Of course not, they’ve done nothing, but really at the end of the day..who cares..
Lee | August 13, 2009 at 9:22 am
Kim and Kourtney are very pretty with great bodies imo, and this is coming from a non-jealous, non-catty female. Only people who are jealous of others go out of their way to rip apart people. No one who is satisfied with their life would do such a thing. Some of you sound really pathetic and miserable with your lives. Big woppie, she’s had plastic surgery..what is your point. You don’t like her personality, considering none of us know her personally, don’t watch the show. Her name is Kourtney, not Kim or her father, so what they do has absolutely no bearing on her. I would bet my life on it the she could give a flying fuck what you think of her. She looks better than the average person, has more money then the average person and is living life, unlike some of you morons who have loads of time to post negative remarks. Do I think Kim or her should be famous? Of course not, they’ve done nothing, but really at the end of the day..who cares..
Celebritywatcher | August 13, 2009 at 9:29 am
She will get married in 4 months.
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havoc | August 13, 2009 at 9:48 am
O.J. did it…..
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ante diluvian | August 13, 2009 at 10:13 am
i seriously would. shes the fittest of the Kardashians. Id put my Kock in Kourtney Kardashian’s Krack
ante diluvian | August 13, 2009 at 10:14 am
i seriously would. shes the fittest of the Kardashians. Id put my Kock in Kourtney Kardashian’s Krack
ante diluvian | August 13, 2009 at 10:15 am
I seriously would. she’s the fittest of the Kardashian girls. I’d live to put my Kock in Kourtney Kardahsian’s Krack