In case you couldn’t tell, it’s Bikini Day on The Superficial. Our next contestant is Kim Kardashian’s older sister Kourtney who was spotted at South Beach yesterday with her boyfriend Guy That Should Be Me. Well, at least I thought it should be me until I foolishly stopped looking at her chest. I caught a glimpse at Kourtney’s chipmunk teeth, and I think my penis just screamed a little.
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Fuck, NO WAY!!! Kim’s WAY hotter, no comparison, Kourtney doesn’t even get close!!! Plus Kim is stunningly beautiful, Kourtney isn’t at all.
You find hot any chick you see in a bikini. You should rise your standards a little. You don’t get to see much scantily clad women or hot fully dressed women in real life right?
how can you say those are implants when in pic 4 they look flat and move with her body as she leans back?
those are definitely real.
these girls are both hot, i thought they were latinos till i read the post about them being persian, well that explains it well, persian girls are hot, had two in my class back in high school, damn they were hot, and sexy, they have nice booties, but them they are bitches only fuck with rich white guys, so Im surprised how kim is only dating black dudes, i guess once you go black you can never go back..haha
At least Courtney stays with her own race, and is not humiliated worldwide like her sister was, sucking and fukking that horrible negro fellow. Yuck!!!
The Kardasians are NOT Persian — they’re Armenian. Big difference.
Maybe I’m just projecting here, but I think he’s giving her the business while the paps shoot away….
She does kinda look like the Alien baby in Alien Resurrection, though….
The family looks like gypsies. Particularly pretty ones but still gypsy girls.
wait what do you mean same race #54? She doesnt look white – she looks arabic.
Wow, a pic of a Kardashian without a black cock stuck in it…..priceless……
It looks like Kourtney hasn’t had plastic surgery. Did anyone else notice the nips in her wet pictures. I’d fuck her before her fake, albeit, big-assed sister anytime. (You can’t fake an ass like that.)
Wow…she’s the older one?? She doesn’t look it…they r both beautiful, however, I think Courtneys bod is much better. Kims ass is HUGE!!!! I think most of you perverted fucks praising kim is because she has more cushion for the pushing not to mention she is a big enough hoe to have a sex tape that I believe she had a hand in releasing, or at least hopes of it leaking following her slut friend Ms. Hilton. I think she saw how it boosted her buddies popularity and wanted the same. What a desperate hoebag…….pathetic!!!!!
She’s got a gut on her.
That dork’s gotta be from south of the Mason Dixon. Check out the last pic – “Hey Pa, I got muh sister stabber stuck in some hairy chipmunk!”
i don’t think she is beautiful, but many friends from sugarmommymeet.com said she is good. for god sake i don’t know the reason, but i think they are reasonable for i know they are picky. you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs….and they are beautiful and charming….
Im not even going to bother reading the comments BUT, whoever thinks Kourtney is hotter is fucking BLIND, she looks like the retarded version!! Kim has a BEAUTIFUL face, her face is perfect. That’s all I’m going to say!
OOOOOOOOOOOOH NO!!
Let this girl leave the scene because there is only ONE kardashian for me and that is my love kim!! I understand you want to “LIFT” on the success your beloved sister kim has. But to be honest: WERE YOU IN SOME KIND OF TRAIN OR TRAFFIC-ACCIDENT?
Please be smart and leave the SCENE!!
Looking at you makes me SAD!!
her boobs look strange
#55, you’re an idiot…hellenistic Persia contained modern day Armenia. stop trying to appear intelligent…your idiocy nullifies the attempt
and WHAT the FUCK is the deal with all the Kardashian press? my local mall has a dozen or so chicks that are waaay hotter than these two famously pointless sluts
Really obvious implants, set way to far to the outside,and they have unreal shapes. And with the telltale 5″-6″ of bony chest between them. Plus she really has bony and skinny knees.
I can see why you all are drooling over her. Just like Pavlov’s dogs.
I love pic #9… she looks like a happy retard that was allowed to play in the wa-wa…
#68, what the hell are you talking about? armenia and persia are two very different countries dumbfuck what does armenia being part of the persian empire have to do with anything? armenia was part of the roman empire to, but it doesnt make these two hoes italian. pick up a book before you go off sprouting your nonsense.
If you look towards the bottom left of her you’ll see two words = hairy ass.
#71, your command of history is laughable. try insulting your friends at the local Amtrak station first before coming here.
and back on topic….Kourtney Kardashian Karts around Kooky fake boobs
Lopsided, hard looking bolt-ons with 6 inches of bony chest in between.
/DO NOT WANT
And in conclusion:
this is not possible
She is hot! I am lucky to find her video in bikini, WOW… sexy, there is no words in the any language to describe hier beauty, Her video was found at a dating club – interracialloving.com, there are many her bikini photos and many people are talking about her
She’s too dark for me. Gross. At least she isn’t fucking blacks like her sister, though, even though her White boyfriend looks like a nerd.
KOURTNEY IS THE OLDEST WHORE OF THE FAMILY AND SET THE SCANDAL BAR HIGH FOR HER SIBLINGS AT AN EARLY AGE.KOURTNEY HAD NUDE PHOTOS OF HERSELF WITH HER BOYFRIEND WHEN THEY WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND KIM’S JANKY EX-HUSBAND STOLE THEM AND WAS TRYING TO SELL THEM TO THE TABLOIDS WHICH EQUALS “CHILD PORNOGRAPHY”.
NO WONDER KIM LET RAY JAY PEE ON HER. SHE HAD TO TOP HER OLDER WHORE SISTER.
#13, Nikki is WAY hotter than Paris. Ashley’s hotter than Jessia too [but only after the surgery]. But Kim is hotter than Kourteney
I have sniffed and licked both their ass cracks and I can tell you that Kim is better in every way. plu sI bust a nut just thinking about your bare naked buttocks.
WHAT KIND OF SHADES ARE THOSE? I MUST HAVE THEM!!
#73 hey ugly loser im armenian i know more about my history than you do, i don’t need some fucktard like you to enlight me on anything.
she looks exactly like kanye west……yuck…..yuck and weird
WHAT DESIGNER DESIGN THOSE SUNGLASSES Kourtney IS WEARING?
WHAT DESIGNER DESIGN THOSE SUNGLASSES Kourtney IS WEARING?
WHAT DESIGNER DESIGN THOSE SUNGLASSES Kourtney IS WEARING?
Both sisters are ugly and fake looking because of all the work they had done, they are no different than trannys. Kim only is overrated by Black people (especially Black men) because she is willing to s/fuc* them. If her sister gets with a Black man, put out a tape and pimp them stupid coons like Kim is doing for fame, then she will be as famous.
Hey John dumbass there is no such thing as Persia. Go learn your history. It’s called Iran nowadays for your info.
all the kardashian girls are extremely ugly with out makeup
on and there for i have no respet for their so called beauty
Wide gap legs, I hate that.
Wide gap legs, I hate that.
Wide gap legs, I hate that.
YEAHHHH GO ARMENIANS!
FUCK YEAHH!!!
haha i’m sorry but all you guys are too uptight
us armenians should just let these STUPID retards try to tell us shit about our country (let them feel special, while they really are all intellectual snobs that know nothing)
THANK YOU.
she’s so pretty =D
HER TITS ARE FUCKING RETARDED. [the fifth one proves my point!]
uhh that bathing suit looks a tad too tiny for this kardashian
Finally,Da Black guy speaks…(Yaaaawn!)Pretty face,nice titties good hair…yadda yadda yadda…OH SHIT!!!NO ASS!!!gotta go…Im lookin for some Mary J. Blidge pictures…Gabriel Union?…Aight If you gotta show slender/slim chicks how bout Mya?Halle?O K,aight,Ciarra?Beauty comes in many forms…
Get Real Yalll!!Gabriel Union will beat these chicks in the bed…in the kitchen…On the Couch…Up against a wall…Slap Slap!!!
xxxxx
Yeesh…she needs to raise her damn standards.
@48. what suit is this?