Kourtney Kardashian is possibly the hotter one

January 2nd, 2008 // 100 Comments
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In case you couldn’t tell, it’s Bikini Day on The Superficial. Our next contestant is Kim Kardashian’s older sister Kourtney who was spotted at South Beach yesterday with her boyfriend Guy That Should Be Me. Well, at least I thought it should be me until I foolishly stopped looking at her chest. I caught a glimpse at Kourtney’s chipmunk teeth, and I think my penis just screamed a little.

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Comments (100)

  1. wasku | January 2, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    I need to start taking my holidays in the us. Check out some american hotties

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  2. RENEE... | January 2, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Oh God, not another Kardashian. One was more than enough.

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  3. me | January 2, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    FIRST BITCHES ;)

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  4. KC | January 2, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    Alvin!!!!!

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  5. me | January 2, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    and second.

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  6. Racer X | January 2, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    She’s okay but Kim K. is WAAAAY HOTTER!

    /it’s my duty to inspect the booty

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  7. omg | January 2, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    omg. whats wrong with her teeth? dumbass

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  8. Joe C | January 2, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    She is most definitely the hotter one.

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  9. dr.pepper | January 2, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    i like kim’s face a million times more.
    this one looks like she should work at taco bell
    kim looks like a persian queen.

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  10. dr.pepper | January 2, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    i like kim’s face a million times more.
    this one looks like she should work at taco bell
    kim looks like a persian queen.

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  11. Me | January 2, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    too much space between those boobs.
    especially pic # 5.
    kim is hotter

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  12. Sarah | January 2, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    She’s looking more like Kourtney Mustachian, if you ask me.

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  13. 123 | January 2, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    grossssssss. theres no way that shes hotter than KimK. she looks like an ugly mexican.
    theres a reason the hotter sisters are more famous….because theyre hotter? duh. look at beyonce, jessica, paris, kim. its always the hotter one thats hotter.

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  14. DVD | January 2, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Wow, even in the salt water they do it.

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  15. I like her boobs | January 2, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    Those boobs are nice

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  16. Kim | January 2, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    He’s probably just rubbing his boner up on her, instead of tinkling to give her real pleasure.

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  17. a | January 2, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    down syndrome sunglasses

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  18. juls | January 2, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    wow I guess attention whore runs in the family
    get a bikini top with more fabric.

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  19. Jimbo | January 2, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    I’d fuck her, skin her, and burn her. No penalty, because she’s not white.

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  20. Nikky Raney | January 2, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    walking disaster

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  21. Bane | January 2, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Pretty hot for a sub-primate. I’d poke her if there weren’t any humans around.

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  22. George Best | January 2, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    what is with the white dude? Parents will be pissed.

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  23. Vince Lombardi | January 2, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    I never thought I’d say this, but I’m jealous of Bruce Jenner.

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  24. SUPES | January 2, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    Those are implants people. Disgusting.

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  25. LMAO | January 2, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    U MUST BE JOKING! WHAT AN ANOREXIC BUTTAFACE

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  26. Auntie Kryst | January 2, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Who let that ugly gypsy loose on a beach? I hope the other people were keeping their eyes on their valuables.

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  27. TheJoker | January 2, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    What’s up with the Kardashians and wearing shades while “swimming” in the ocean?

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  28. Agtha | January 2, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Soon there will be lots of algae.

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  29. asss | January 2, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    wow her boyfriend looks like such a DOUCHE!

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  30. steve | January 2, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    I’d like to make a nice comfy sweater out of all the hair that’s removed from both girls in a week.

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  31. bitchyass | January 2, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    @13: thanks for clearing things up with this elaborate conclusion!

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  32. Nikk | January 2, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    The spelling of her name annoys me immensely.

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  33. kardashgustin | January 2, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    looks like michelle rodriguez. by the way what’s with all the racist remarks on here?

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  34. Duchess of Dork | January 2, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    I preffer Kim, definitely. Kourtney is too skinny. Kim has much more beautiful features and a rounder body.

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  35. Dr. Enema | January 2, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    @9 & 10

    A Persian (giggle) queen?
    …and you thought it so good, you posted twice.

    LMFAO!

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  36. grobpilot | January 2, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Nice cans. Hate the fucking dinner plate sized sunglasses.

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  37. 10pound | January 2, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    I would fuck Ron Paul before I’d tap anyone from this family.

    I’ll pee on them though, sign me up for that.

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  38. Al Gore | January 2, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Sigh. When will they learn? It’s wrong to dump garbage in the ocean.

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  39. sportsdvl | January 2, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    What the hell did they eat as kids to grow those tits that damn big???

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  40. Alexandra | January 2, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    She’s hotter and smarter than Kim – classier as well.

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  41. Zim | January 2, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    I agree, she’s much classier. She puts down a little plastic before the pee parties.

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  42. Sheva | January 2, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    She’d look better without the fake breasts. She’s much better than Kim though. Since I’m white at least I know there’d be a shot. She’s also nicer it seems, and although she may not be smart, she can’t be dumber than Kim.

    Kim is dumb as a rock.

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  43. Narcissist | January 2, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    Those sunglasses look smart and functional, if unstylish.

    That dudes got pudding pecs.

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  44. wastedOne | January 2, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    ok we get it she is doable – but WTF is up with goofy ass homeboy nobody mentioned? What a douche!

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  45. Online Interracial Dating Community | January 2, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    Pretty good. She had blog at a niche interracial dating site named interracialconnect.com. As you know thousands of new members Join daily to meet dream date in this comfortable community of cultures and ethnicities!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  46. Erica | January 2, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    I think she can do better than him.

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  47. doalo | January 2, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    Both fugly as hell.

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  48. Erin | January 2, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    Hey I have that suit! OH…. Sorry Yah Im with you #47.

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  49. mrs.t | January 2, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Planet of the Apes. The End.

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  50. gotcha | January 2, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    what’s with the covering up of the ass?

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