Kourtney Kardashian flashes her panties
Kourtney Kardashian, the oldest sister who doesn’t maintain a steady diet of an entire yak, flashed her panties yesterday while having lunch with her boyfriend in New York City. While these pictures look conclusive, I know this family’s propensity for bullshit. That’s a stunt crotch. Trust me, I’ve seen numerous female nether-regions in my day (Read: 1.5), and this one’s a fake. I bet it’s made of chicken wire and silly putty just like E.T. If you start seeing little kids take flight on their bikes, don’t be surprised. Also, call me so I can bust out my BMX. Whee!