- Rihanna is really pushing the boundaries of crazy shit she’s allowed to get away wearing. [Lainey Gossip]
- Sean Penn’s weapon of choice? Ass cancer. [Dlisted]
- Rebecca Gayheart had a baby girl. Now to explain why smoking a bunch of crack isn’t an excuse to agree to a threesome. Ah, parenting. [PopEater]
- Brittny Gastineau apparently has the good kind of eating disorder. I think. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Britney Spears’ boyfriend hates her music yet loves her ability to cannibalize a bucket of chicken. Why not? [Celebslam]
- Mickey Rourke has been Jesus all this time. I knew it. [Huffington Post]
- Lady GaGa says she has a spiritual guide only she can hear which is probably the sanest thing to ever come out of her. [TheFABlife]
- Simon Monjack is the world’s shittiest con man. [StarPulse]
- Kelly Clarkson is doing an amazing job with those lesbian rumors. [Just Jared]
- Megan Fox replaced in Transformer 3. [Bossip]
- James Cameron sued for plagiarizing Avatar. [The Blemish]
- Naomi Campbell swears she’s not a supermodel killing machine. [Amy Grindhouse]
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Marcus Parrish | March 5, 2010 at 4:07 pm
M-m-m-motah boatin’ !
Jen | March 5, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Wow, it’s as of the writer never would have guessed that being pregnant = bigger boobs. Definitely a new idea there…
JJ | March 5, 2010 at 4:09 pm
I think she is definitely trying to get attention again since her 2 seconds of fame for getting knocked up and following through are over. Very sad. Put on a bra.
Muck | March 5, 2010 at 4:11 pm
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datroof | March 5, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Swelling of teh bewbs are the best part of having a baby. It can be quite spectacular.
Enjoy it while it lasts, first-time fathers.
nahhh | March 5, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Megan Fox link is wrong, and can’t find another source. …?
Brooklyn's Rough'est | March 5, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Oh my!!! hows the belly? it doesn’t look like an un-made bed does it?
asdf | March 5, 2010 at 5:12 pm
i would love to suck those nips
got milk?
Mark | March 5, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Ahh to be young again…
As in, a young Armenian youth of breast-feeding age that is. What a minute, I was never Armenian. Yummy, though!
havoc | March 5, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Those are stupendous funbags.
I wonder if there are any more at lactatinggypsies.com?
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Ben | March 5, 2010 at 6:00 pm
Rihanna looks like Wil E Coyote in his flying suit..
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Geewhizz-batman.jpg
SaggyTits | March 5, 2010 at 6:00 pm
Those veiny, saggy flabs aren’t nearly as nice as Audrina’s on next post…Kourtney should start looking for a plastic surgeon quickly…
jt | March 5, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Thank you, God.
gen | March 5, 2010 at 8:36 pm
@7
No, it was a joke on the Superficial writer’s part. It would’ve been funny if I hadn’t believed it and rejoiced so much at the idea of Megan Fox being booted.
nahhh | March 5, 2010 at 9:24 pm
@16
I did figure that out (not as dumb as I first appeared!) but – exactly. That would have made my Friday.
JeremiahStanfieldTheThird | March 5, 2010 at 11:39 pm
I want to take a shower in her titty spray.
acer coupon | March 6, 2010 at 1:44 am
Congrats on the new baby. Hate the name though ** That kid is going to be teased!!! Sounds like Mason Dixon Line. Couldn’t you have named the baby with a name that would have honored your late father?
babyblue | March 6, 2010 at 4:12 am
There are babies in that 2 big NUT?
There’s going to be a transformer 3? More robots ruling the earth or invading the blue city of Avatar?
captain america | March 6, 2010 at 5:03 am
………………….she has BREAST-CANCER?
Nameless | March 6, 2010 at 6:56 am
The sad thing is when those milk jugs shrivel like a leaky water balloon, all that will be left is the fake bags underneath the skin. She’ll end up with 50 year old looking fake tits like Paula Abdul in a couple years.
mart01 | March 6, 2010 at 8:15 am
them udders i’d like to milk!
Dread not | March 6, 2010 at 10:27 am
Those are some serious bra busters. But Kourtney better keep that kid away from Khloe so she doesn’t eat it.
Peter Griffin says... | March 6, 2010 at 11:04 am
She was always a dirty gypsy…Now with saggy cans! Great!
She’ll be knocked up again shortly since Pee-face and Sasquatch seem to be getting more of the attention.
almanya sohbet | March 6, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Oh my hows the belly? it doesn’t look like an un-made bed does it?
Rae | March 6, 2010 at 4:48 pm
how does a human ‘cannibalize’ a bucket of chicken?
Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a) | March 6, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Lady Gaga did not say her spiritual guide is in her head, numbnuts.
“I have a spiritual guide, not a therapist but someone who in my mind is connected with a higher being, and he helps me a lot.”
He’s an actual person she perceives to be a spiritual guide.
Put down the bong and proofread.
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who dat | March 6, 2010 at 6:02 pm
I love it when women get knocked up by losers.
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In the meantime, I’m pretty sure Paris has a personal plastic surgeon on staff who inflates and deflates her tits like other women change eyeliner. Then again, that’d be insanely unhealthy, and I don’t want to get my hopes up. Sometimes you don’t want to dream too big.
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I remember when Khloe said, Kourtney has a bush down there bigger than a fist.
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Darth | March 7, 2010 at 4:43 pm
These are the baby’s milk bottles at the moment.Hope the baby doesn’t pull an ‘Anne Nicole Smith’.These bitches are crazy enough for that.
sickitten | March 7, 2010 at 5:37 pm
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Let’s stop giving these attention whores the attention they desperately crave; maybe they’ll all die…
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AnonymousError | March 8, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Dude, it’s a common rule that whether you’ve have a baby or not if you have boobs that big you just suck it up and wear a bra. I don’t even wana hear any feminist bullshit because shes the antithesis of feminism.
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