- Rihanna is really pushing the boundaries of crazy shit she’s allowed to get away wearing. [Lainey Gossip]
- Sean Penn’s weapon of choice? Ass cancer. [Dlisted]
- Rebecca Gayheart had a baby girl. Now to explain why smoking a bunch of crack isn’t an excuse to agree to a threesome. Ah, parenting. [PopEater]
- Brittny Gastineau apparently has the good kind of eating disorder. I think. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Britney Spears’ boyfriend hates her music yet loves her ability to cannibalize a bucket of chicken. Why not? [Celebslam]
- Mickey Rourke has been Jesus all this time. I knew it. [Huffington Post]
- Lady GaGa says she has a spiritual guide only she can hear which is probably the sanest thing to ever come out of her. [TheFABlife]
- Simon Monjack is the world’s shittiest con man. [StarPulse]
- Kelly Clarkson is doing an amazing job with those lesbian rumors. [Just Jared]
- Megan Fox replaced in Transformer 3. [Bossip]
- James Cameron sued for plagiarizing Avatar. [The Blemish]
- Naomi Campbell swears she’s not a supermodel killing machine. [Amy Grindhouse]
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Wow, it’s as of the writer never would have guessed that being pregnant = bigger boobs. Definitely a new idea there…
I think she is definitely trying to get attention again since her 2 seconds of fame for getting knocked up and following through are over. Very sad. Put on a bra.
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Swelling of teh bewbs are the best part of having a baby. It can be quite spectacular.
Enjoy it while it lasts, first-time fathers.
Megan Fox link is wrong, and can’t find another source. …?
Oh my!!! hows the belly? it doesn’t look like an un-made bed does it?
i would love to suck those nips
got milk?
Ahh to be young again…
As in, a young Armenian youth of breast-feeding age that is. What a minute, I was never Armenian. Yummy, though!
Those are stupendous funbags.
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Rihanna looks like Wil E Coyote in his flying suit..
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Those veiny, saggy flabs aren’t nearly as nice as Audrina’s on next post…Kourtney should start looking for a plastic surgeon quickly…
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No, it was a joke on the Superficial writer’s part. It would’ve been funny if I hadn’t believed it and rejoiced so much at the idea of Megan Fox being booted.
@16
I did figure that out (not as dumb as I first appeared!) but – exactly. That would have made my Friday.
I want to take a shower in her titty spray.
Congrats on the new baby. Hate the name though ** That kid is going to be teased!!! Sounds like Mason Dixon Line. Couldn’t you have named the baby with a name that would have honored your late father?
There are babies in that 2 big NUT?
There’s going to be a transformer 3? More robots ruling the earth or invading the blue city of Avatar?
………………….she has BREAST-CANCER?
The sad thing is when those milk jugs shrivel like a leaky water balloon, all that will be left is the fake bags underneath the skin. She’ll end up with 50 year old looking fake tits like Paula Abdul in a couple years.
them udders i’d like to milk!
Those are some serious bra busters. But Kourtney better keep that kid away from Khloe so she doesn’t eat it.
She was always a dirty gypsy…Now with saggy cans! Great!
She’ll be knocked up again shortly since Pee-face and Sasquatch seem to be getting more of the attention.
Oh my hows the belly? it doesn’t look like an un-made bed does it?
how does a human ‘cannibalize’ a bucket of chicken?
Lady Gaga did not say her spiritual guide is in her head, numbnuts.
“I have a spiritual guide, not a therapist but someone who in my mind is connected with a higher being, and he helps me a lot.”
He’s an actual person she perceives to be a spiritual guide.
Put down the bong and proofread.
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I love it when women get knocked up by losers.
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In the meantime, I’m pretty sure Paris has a personal plastic surgeon on staff who inflates and deflates her tits like other women change eyeliner. Then again, that’d be insanely unhealthy, and I don’t want to get my hopes up. Sometimes you don’t want to dream too big.
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These are the baby’s milk bottles at the moment.Hope the baby doesn’t pull an ‘Anne Nicole Smith’.These bitches are crazy enough for that.
Sean Penn is a silly, uneducated angry drunk w/a big schnozz and a hole for a mouth.
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Let’s stop giving these attention whores the attention they desperately crave; maybe they’ll all die…
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