Kourtney Kardashian births Mason Dash Disick

December 14th, 2009 // 76 Comments

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to Mason Dash Disick this morning, according to both E! Online and Life & Style because only a Kardashian could sell exclusive rights to two different outlets:

Mason Dash Disick (yes, the middle name is the same as the family’s boutique) arrived at an L.A.-area hospital, tipping the scales at 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and measuring 19.5 inches.
“A boy is definitely needed in this family!” Kourtney told E! News in October. “Scott and I are thrilled to add a little boy to the bunch.”

She named him after the store? Someone’s going to have some explaining to do when that kid gets older:

MASON: Mommy, why is my middle name Dash?
KOURTNEY: Shut up and get in the weather balloon. Khloe, cut the tether!
KHLOE: RAAAWWWOORR!

Photos: Getty
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  1. I am sure that Kourtney will make sure that little Mason is no stranger to the tabloids. It is never too early to teach your kids how to fame….

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  3. hard boiled pegg

    That new born will be selling crack on the corner by 2025. The Nigs can’t all be professional sports stars now can they?

  4. effing

    fucking gross

  5. effing

    fuqking gross

  6. Rose

    As if any of you guys are any better. Yeah, her dad was void of morals, defended a murderer, and died. I have no clue as to why you people can hide behind a computer screen and say such hatred things, to someone you don’t even know. The class wars are a bitch. They may be media whores, but like the site says, it’s because you’re ugly. I know less about these people then you who are starved for a voice. What a boring life to obsess about hating someone else. I always get a good laugh at the strain you people must make to sound clever. Read a book. Or drink a beer.

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  9. Narcissist

    Dash Disick. At least it’s not Kyle Kumdumpster.

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  11. girlie

    The Kardashians are the shit. Don’t hate. I looooooove Khloe, and as for Kourt getting prego; GO KOURT!!

  12. sara darvy

    I dont really care about either one of the Kardashian’s, but lets just say I’m glad their bastard father is dead, and sure, that kid is gonna have some major problems with his name in elementary school.

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  14. dsfsdfddsfsds

    She looks like a short Mexican chick who ran across the border to have a child here, only dressed up in tacky, overpriced goods.

  15. callme

    this family is shameless and disgusting.

  16. Dhalia Disaster

    Dash? WoW. That kid, i feel bad for him. To grow up in a house full of crazy bitches … look at the brother, hes a pussy and bruce jenner is a douche … that kid is screwed, plus its father is a closet fag who screws chicks 24/7 in hopes his secret wont come out and kourtney is .. who is she again? oh thats right as someone before me said, sheis the sister of someone who is famous for doing absolutely nothing, UGH and did you see Kim’s photoshoot, the goth one … ew.
    Don’t quit your day job sweetie and leave the black metal and face paint to the ones who dont use it once a year for dress up,

  17. AnonymousError

    The name really isn’t that bad, esp if you are comparing it to other celebrity baby names. Also the racism is befuddling me. Really ashamed to share a skin colour with you closed minded “white” individuals.

  18. dari

    i wonder how much there gonna sell the babys 1st photos for

  19. vEE

    OMG YOU FUKKN PPL ARE IDIOTS! SERIOUSLY!…
    YEAH YOU WISH YOU WERE RICH AND FAMOUS LIKE THE KARDASHIANS…
    ANOTHER THINGS FOR THE IDIOT WHO SAID THE BABY WAS BLACK DO YOUR RESEARCH FIRST OK MASONS DAD IS NOT BLACK… AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH DATING BLACK PEOPLE, YOU RACIST JERKS!!
    YOU ALL NEED TO STOP HATING ON THESE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, YOU WISH YOU WERE THEM OR WERE DATING THEM! HATERS!! GET A LIFE!!

    CONGRATS KOURTNEY AND SCOTT ON YOUR BABY BOY!!
    GOT MUCH LUV FOR THE KARDASHIANS!

  20. Me

    people! Dash was Robert Kardashian’s nickname, obviously taken out of his last name.. She was just honoring her late father, just as she did with the store. And the reason they’re famous is die to how funny they can be on camera. Sure, they can get pretty slutty.. Very & Often. But their family dynamic is great and my guilty pleasure is that damn show. I srsly wish they would adopt me!!

  21. Me

    people! Dash was Robert Kardashian’s nickname, obviously taken out of his last name.. She was just honoring her late father, just as she did with the store. And the reason they’re famous is die to how funny they can be on camera. Sure, they can get pretty slutty.. Very & Often. But their family dynamic is great and my guilty pleasure is that damn show. I srsly wish they would adopt me!!

  22. Me

    people! Dash was Robert Kardashian’s nickname, obviously taken out of his last name.. She was just honoring her late father, just as she did with the store. And the reason they’re famous is die to how funny they can be on camera. Sure, they can get pretty slutty.. Very & Often. But their family dynamic is great and my guilty pleasure is that damn show. I srsly wish they would adopt me!!

  23. She is kinds sweet looking.

  24. Georgi
    Commented on this photo:

    To Dear Kourtney,
    You look very beautiful in this photo!! (as per usual!!). i really love keeping up with the kardashians!! you guys are awesome and some day i am going to meet you!! But im only 10 so i have a long time to wait untill i can pay for a trip to meet you!! :)

    Love From Georgi Barker :) xxx

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