Kourtney Kardashian births Mason Dash Disick

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to Mason Dash Disick this morning, according to both E! Online and Life & Style because only a Kardashian could sell exclusive rights to two different outlets:

Mason Dash Disick (yes, the middle name is the same as the family’s boutique) arrived at an L.A.-area hospital, tipping the scales at 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and measuring 19.5 inches.
“A boy is definitely needed in this family!” Kourtney told E! News in October. “Scott and I are thrilled to add a little boy to the bunch.”

She named him after the store? Someone’s going to have some explaining to do when that kid gets older:

MASON: Mommy, why is my middle name Dash?
KOURTNEY: Shut up and get in the weather balloon. Khloe, cut the tether!

Photos: Getty