Kourtney & Kim: It’s A Tit-Off

This is a story about tits.

On Friday, Kourtney Kardashian walked around Beverly Hills and everyone looked at her tits because they’re just great. Later, she posted a picture of them on Instagram, and the whole Internet was like, “Wow, those are some nice tits. Thanks, Kourtney Kardashian.”

Except Kim wasn’t about to let her sister’s tits get all the attention, so she took time out of her day – I’m kidding. She does nothing. – to post this selfie of her own tits under the guise of celebrating 42 million Instagram followers even though this is clearly a “My tits are better” pic. You can tell by looking at her tits.

As for who the winner is, it’s obviously Kourtney’s tits because I don’t know if they’ve ever been peed on. I mean, Scott Disick may have peed on her tits, but I don’t know that as a concrete fact that guides my every perception of her tits. You see the position I’m in.

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