Kourtney Kardashian & ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Are Feuding

December 5th, 2011 // 49 Comments
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Seen here minus the top hat and moustache Scott makes her wear before bed, Kourtney Kardashian found her just-announced pregnancy publicly criticized by Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham who apparently thinks “teen” means 32-years-old which is weird for someone who got knocked up at 16. Those people are usually so smart. Via HuffPo Celebrity:

“I’m shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy like Kim’s wedding. SAD,” Abraham tweeted Friday.
Kardashian, not one to sit back and not say anything, fired right back at the young mom.
“Why would I have anything to do with Teen Mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young honey, but don’t get it twisted,” Kardashian tweeted.
Kardashian’s beau Scott Disick wasn’t too polite in his own response to Abraham, writing, “We’re not teenagers ya fucking moron.”
Abraham, 20, who is mom to two-year-old Sophia, then tweeted, “Age and money honestly do not change a person’s poor choice. Quit making excuses.”
“I don’t even know who this person is? How do u?” Khloe Kardashian asked Disick over Twitter to which he replied, ever so elegantly, “I just thought she was some shit stain on Twitter, no?”
On Saturday, Abraham took to the social media site to explain her previous tweets.
“For all who misunderstood in regards to Kourtney K. — I hope she takes her relationship with her boyfriend more seriously for their children,” she wrote, but later took one last dig at Disick.

And welcome to the literary equivalent of sucking on a tailpipe, so let’s finish this off with Farrah’s final “dig” at Scott just to make sure absolutely none of this makes goddamn sense:

caught wind of these dramatic articles, w/ loser scott disick or some boyfriend of kourtneys , is Shit Stain< racist 4 black? Great dad!NOT

KOURTNEY: Alright, here’s $100. We need someone to make us look smarter by comparison, so basically just say the first thoughts that pop into your head.
FARRAH: Make it 150 and I’ll toss in my baby.
KOURTNEY: … You’re one of my mom’s secret children aren’t you?
FARRAH: I’ll tell you for a dollar.

(How that went.)

Photos: Fame, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dufresne

    I thought that might happen.

  2. Dude of Dudes

    Well if anyone know’s their shitstains on Twitter its Scott Disick.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      He is revolting, isn’t he? The first thing I thought when I read his reply was that I wanted to smash his greasy ferrety face in. With a rock.

  3. RONCO

    December 21, 2012 can’t get here soon enough. I hope it really is the end of the world and a meteor crashes into these idiots.

  4. Kourtney Kardashian Bow Tie Scott Disick
    Commented on this photo:

    So THAT’S what happened to Pee Wee Herman!

  5. Bianca

    A battle of wits and no one was armed.

    • Artofwar

      ….A trollop calling another skank a trollop, seems to be America’s newest and most popular sport. Is anyone keeping score?

      And if so—do tell which one of America’s most prevailing and illustrious slut is winning???….Artofwar

    • TracyJ

      LOL

  6. Cock Dr

    It’s like a bitchfight on the girl’s short bus.

  7. “Maybe her pregnancy is fake. Like Kim’s wedding. Or my tits.”

  8. JC

    Brain…trying to pick a side….in famewhore fight….everything going dark…

  9. rantatonne

    Shit stain is actually racist for any one that could make the public take the side of the kardashians.

  10. I’m glad to see the sex change worked out for Louis Farrakhan

  11. dani

    Is she going to be a cater-waiter at her own wedding?

  12. It’s interesting watching people who have no morals whatsoever, moralizing to each other.

  13. cc

    Oh I can just imagine the rapier-like wit we’ll see.

    ‘You suck!’
    ‘Oh yaaaa?’
    ‘Yaaaa, bitch!’

  14. It’s like listening to Aristotle and Descartes debating the human condition, with Socrates moderating.

    Actually, it’s more like sitting in the monkey pen at the zoo. OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH! ‘You damn, dirty apes!”

  15. I can’t wait for the rap albums.

  16. Frank Burns

    Here’s one thing you won’t see any of them say: “Get a job!”

  17. Venom

    The classic race to the bottom with these two.

  18. Bane

    Maybe Scott, Lamar or Kris will snap and just waste the whole family. I’d tune in for that….

  19. Finally — FINALLY — the question plaguing us all, “Who DIDN’T learn something from ‘Teen Mom’,” has its answer.

    You may all now resume living.

  20. Excuse me, miss? I ordered an appetizer twenty minutes ago, and I’m ready to place my order.

  21. D-chi

    The great minds of our time, truly.

    And I hate them all, most of all Farrah, for making me take the Kardashians’ side.

  22. Mandy

    I don’t blame Kourtney or Scott for this. This teen mom girl obviously is trying to get some attention, so she tried calling them out on Twitter. But why would a grown woman and her long term boyfriend have anything to do with Teen Mom? And the desperate grab at “racism” is so pathetic. “I look really stupid now and I have nothing left to say. I guess I’ll say he’s racist!” Ugh

  23. Well, this is your royalty, America. I hope you’re happy.

    • Trek Girl

      They certainly are not. They are nothing more than entertainment and a way for money to be made.

  24. Julie

    Well Farrah Kim’s wedding is as fake as you having to work extra hours making pizza at minimum wage? when MTV was paying you thousands to appear on your “Reality” show !

  25. Rob

    I think Farrah Abraham gets age mixed up thinking anyone that looks younger than her is actually younger than her. At this point, healthy retirees look younger than her.

  26. Kate

    If by “learn anything from Teen Mom” she means “how to exploit a pregnancy for money”, then yeah, it sounds like she actually did learn something from Teen Mom.

  27. Maximillian

    I don’t know why i bother to come to these sites,when im better looking and more interesting than most of these celebrities..

  28. TracyJ

    Who is Farrah from Teen Mom? Who is the sister to that annoying reality tv chick that got pissed on by Brandy’s brother?

  29. I love that Farrah made the only racist comment of the entire conversation by accusing someone else of being racist. She made a Kardashian look good so if anyone’s forming an angry mob to storm her house, sign me up.

  30. Kourtney Kardashian Bow Tie Scott Disick
    Commented on this photo:

    “And then mom was like, ‘Kourt, I don’t give a damn that you’re pregnant! Kardashian’s Katering is not gonna get off the ground on its own! And tell Khloe to stop eating the all of the Crisco.’”

  31. Those classy Kardashians….Apparently they don’t understand that arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics…Even if you win you’re still a fucking retard.

  32. Anon

    I don’t care as long as one of these bitches brings me my appetizers. The wait staff sucks.

  33. Help Me!

    I actually find myself agreeing with the Kardashians on this one! What the hell is going on?!

  34. jenn

    wow this farrah chick is a moron. has she never seen teen mom? getting married just because you have a baby on the way doesnt make shit better. having a stable relationship period is all a child needs married or not.

  35. patrick

    wtf!!? racist? no shit stain is a shit stain its not code for something. she isnt even black. wtf does any of that mean??

  36. WHATEVER

    The only thing anyone can learn from teen mom is to let a boy nut inside of you then call MTV to film your life, make money, and get your 15 minutes of fame. That’s sound GREAT!! (sarcasm)

  37. Morons have drama on Twitter. News at 11.

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