Kourtney Kardashian & ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Are Feuding

Seen here minus the top hat and moustache Scott makes her wear before bed, Kourtney Kardashian found her just-announced pregnancy publicly criticized by Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham who apparently thinks “teen” means 32-years-old which is weird for someone who got knocked up at 16. Those people are usually so smart. Via HuffPo Celebrity:

“I’m shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy like Kim’s wedding. SAD,” Abraham tweeted Friday.
Kardashian, not one to sit back and not say anything, fired right back at the young mom.
“Why would I have anything to do with Teen Mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young honey, but don’t get it twisted,” Kardashian tweeted.
Kardashian’s beau Scott Disick wasn’t too polite in his own response to Abraham, writing, “We’re not teenagers ya fucking moron.”
Abraham, 20, who is mom to two-year-old Sophia, then tweeted, “Age and money honestly do not change a person’s poor choice. Quit making excuses.”
“I don’t even know who this person is? How do u?” Khloe Kardashian asked Disick over Twitter to which he replied, ever so elegantly, “I just thought she was some shit stain on Twitter, no?”
On Saturday, Abraham took to the social media site to explain her previous tweets.
“For all who misunderstood in regards to Kourtney K. — I hope she takes her relationship with her boyfriend more seriously for their children,” she wrote, but later took one last dig at Disick.

And welcome to the literary equivalent of sucking on a tailpipe, so let’s finish this off with Farrah’s final “dig” at Scott just to make sure absolutely none of this makes goddamn sense:

caught wind of these dramatic articles, w/ loser scott disick or some boyfriend of kourtneys , is Shit Stain< racist 4 black? Great dad!NOT

KOURTNEY: Alright, here’s $100. We need someone to make us look smarter by comparison, so basically just say the first thoughts that pop into your head.
FARRAH: Make it 150 and I’ll toss in my baby.
KOURTNEY: … You’re one of my mom’s secret children aren’t you?
FARRAH: I’ll tell you for a dollar.

(How that went.)

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