Kourtney Kardashian Let Scott Disick Back In The House

Now that the Kourtney and Scott broke up storyline is over, it’s time for the Kardashians to pretend they actually a give a shit about the three kids who couldn’t see their dad for six months while their dad fucked his way through 18-year-olds per their grandmother’s demands. E! News reports/repeats every single word Kris Jenner tells them to say or they get turned into a pig:

“Scott has been integrating back into the family and things are going really well. They’re a family unit again,” the source reveals. “When Kourtney talks about them, she says ‘We.’ It’s no longer just her and the kids. It’s all of them.”
Kourtney’s family has publicly embraced Scott, too. Her mom and manager, Kris Jenner, even shared a selfie she had taken with Lord Disick and posted it on Instagram Tuesday afternoon. “This is one of the true loves of my life,” the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star wrote in the caption. “Feel so blessed to have him as the baby daddy to my Grandkids. You are amazing @letthelordbewithyou and I love you. #proudmama #memories #family #youareeverything.”

And here’s what happens when you run all of that through The Devil’s Tongue Translator:

“Hey, Scott, did you see how instead of killing Lamar I carefully destroyed his entire mind and body, but not so much that he isn’t aware of what’s happening? That’s what happens when you don’t fuck whoever I tell you to fuck and give me shit about how, ‘wah, you love your family’ and, ‘wah, you don’t want to hurt your kids.’ YOUR SOUL IS MINE. #iwilleatyourgoddamnheart #suckmyforkedcock”

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