Because scripting new ideas for reality shows is hard, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick reportedly get engaged on the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, according to Life & Style:
“The season finale, which has already been filmed, ends with Scott proposing and Kourtney accepting,” an insider close to Kourtney tells Life & Style, confirming that the once rocky couple is officially engaged. “It’s been really hard for them to keep it quiet. She’s so excited for the finale to air this April so she can finally go out in public with her ring on. She wears it at home all the time.”
The Kardashian clan has finally warmed up to Scott, accepting him into their close-knit crew, but don’t expect them to spill Kourt’s exciting news anytime soon. “The family is really happy about Scott and Kourtney’s engagement but they’re trying to keep it a secret so it’s a huge surprise on the show,” a second insider tells Life & Style.
I love how this story tries to pretend the Kardashians are keeping Kourtney’s secret as it conveniently cites two “insiders.” Because I guarantee if I broke into Life & Style headquarters right now I’d find vouchers made out for raw steaks and ass wax.
KOURTNEY: Alright, who was it?
KIM & KHLOE: Not me!
KOURTNEY: Then where’d you get the butt wax?
KIM: I dunno.
KOURTNEY: And that T-bone?
KHLOE: Kid on the bus.
KOURTNEY: Fine, we’ll play it your way. First one to tell me who did it gets this black pen-
KIM & KHLOE: WE DID IT! Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine!
UPDATE: False alarm a.k.a. publicity stunt.
Photos: Getty, WENN
Stretched out on this field hospital bed and surrounded by many medical monitoring devices. I can only tell you that maybe we’re going to find a hole in our busy scedule to watch this engagement.
Has this creep been embalmed ? If not he must be brain dead or constantly constipated. Same blank look in every photo.
Scott is taking styling tips from Christian Bale in “American Psycho.”
Kourtney you got it all wrong, you’re supposed to use the douchebag to clean your privates. Not marry it.
Nice wax figure of the young Bryan Ferry she’s posing next to.
You’re so damn lame
I think Scott just locked in with the new look, the “Geek-Douche”
it’s Minnie Mouse and Angry Man.
Steve Carrell didn’t tell me he was also going as a date rapist for Halloween! Dammit.
I got a good feeling about these kids.
she may as well marry the DICK, who else wants her?
Is it legal to marry a RealDoll?
According to other sources, presumably Mama Jenner, this is a bald faced fabrication by “Life and Style”. You really have to give both Team Kardashian and Team Life and Style credit for getting the most publicity out of the least amount of reality!
Kourtney, I hope you keep your lawyers phone # on speed dial ! You’re making the biggest mistake of your life. And don’t forget the pre-nup.
my condolences……………………..
He always looks like he has a pole stuck up his ass.
He looks exactly like the dude from the movie American Psycho.
a wimpy douchy version of him u mean.
Wait, its a reality show right.. Doesnt that mean real life in some sort of way.. Why would it need to be scripted. I know i live in reality and everything i do isnt scripted. hahahahahaha.
WTF? His head is way too big for the body. A properly fitted suit could have mitigated that. She just looks abnormal.
This guy has the most appropriate last name ever.
damn. Kourtney is a midget.
Chubaka stole both Kim and Kourtney’s height
That hair/dress combo makes it look like she just left an audition to be a female Grinch.
Something about both of them just looks off.
I mean he has no expression and I’m starting to realize she’s not that good looking at all.
“I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why.”
Him: “Yes.. I asked her.. please don’t look at me like that. They made me do it… or the devil.. one of them.”
Her: “Hey Kimmie! Neener neener neeeeeeeener!!!”
They DO NOT look happy at all. Neither have a smile or look at each other. Does she feel she has to marry him because he’s her baby daddy ? Can’t she do better ?
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yeah, but all he ever talks about is his business cards and getting a reservation at Dorsia
ok, i’m going to sound like a douche, but you seriously just fucking ruined the show for me! haha. i wish i were kidding. i watch this shit every week. goddammit.
who cares about this family. non talented … every last one of them
This guy is the King of all Douchebags!
she looks like eva longoria here
So I guess he finally found his bike, down in the basement of the Alamo.
DID NOT EVEN READ THE ARTICLE!!!!!!!!! DONT CARE ,DONT CARE
Christ on sale, between her and Kim, every damn picture has them standing there with their mouths hanging open. Is that supposed to be sexy?
WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!!
Like all other Kardashians…..she applies her make up with a spatula and takes it off with a cold chisel.
This is one of the wierdest guys I have ever seen on T.V. Where does his money come from? Who is his family? What does she see in him? She is my favorite of all the Kardashians. Seems like the one with the most sense of all of them. Except for him…She’s the oldest isn’t she?
WOW the mom pays this guy? well another guy joins the womens club of bitches ! chris jenner is washed up, doesnt even have a credit card!
Im sure now, so please stay calm:
…..THIS NAIVE KARDASHIAN ABSOLUTELY WANT MISERY IN HER LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Update: I’m shocked.
HAHA! A rich man’s Pee-Wee Herman posing with Madame!!
This guy always reminds me of Michael Scott from the Office!
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Hey look. Two douchebags.
I’m fairly certain he thought he murdered a bunch of people in American Psycho…