Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Is Our King Apparently
Because she’s the hot one, I like to pretend Kourtney Kardashian is better than the rest of her family except that requires ignoring the fact she keeps letting Scott Disick put babies in her. Which gets harder and harder to do after each kid because they’re up to three now, and this one Kourtney named Reign because she actually believes all that “the Kardashians are American royalty” horseshit. Via Hollywood Life:
“Kourtney wanted a completely unique name, she wanted him to represent a ruler and Sovereign Disick doesn’t have the same ring to it as Reign Disick,” a source dished to HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “Plus Kourtney really believes all the talk when people say that the Kardashians are American royalty, so she really took that to heart and wanted her son to continue that legacy.
According to myth, another child king was born around this time of a year, but now we’re being told this kid is our new ruler, so I feel pretty safe saying Kourtney Kardashian’s son is the Antichrist. That’s right, I just called a newborn child the Beast of the Apocalypse. That’s what I’m doing with my life. And putting a fake 666 tattoo on my forehead because the real ones fucking hurt. This kid has to meet me in the middle.