Kourtney Kardashian’s Pregnant Again: A Post About Khloe’s Butt

The Superficial / June 4, 2014

“Hey, you know what I just realized? You’re the only one without a kid.”
*flies the Millenium Falcon into a Baskins-Robbins*

Originally, this was supposed to be a post about Khloe Kardashian almost definitely having butt implants, but then Kourtney had to go and get pregnant again because God was nice enough not to give her a lopsided Sasquatch uterus. The important thing is that I still used the Khloe butt photos because I’m not writing about this brood of whores twice in one day. Us Weekly reports:

“It was planned,” a source tells Us of the new addition, who will join older brother Mason, 4, and sister Penelope, 23 months. “[Kourtney] wants to have a handful of kids.”

Unfortunately for this kid, there’s already talk of Kim having another baby, so I hope he/she likes being born in a crawlspace and/or never acknowledged as a living, breathing person who exists in the world. (I almost said I hope he/she likes being the new Rob, but I’d be less of a bastard if I wished the kid got AIDS. There’s a line.)

Photos: AKM-GSI, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News