Kourtney Kardashian’s Pregnant Again: A Post About Khloe’s Butt

June 4th, 2014 // 42 Comments
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“Hey, you know what I just realized? You’re the only one without a kid.”
*flies the Millenium Falcon into a Baskins-Robbins*

Originally, this was supposed to be a post about Khloe Kardashian almost definitely having butt implants, but then Kourtney had to go and get pregnant again because God was nice enough not to give her a lopsided Sasquatch uterus. The important thing is that I still used the Khloe butt photos because I’m not writing about this brood of whores twice in one day. Us Weekly reports:

“It was planned,” a source tells Us of the new addition, who will join older brother Mason, 4, and sister Penelope, 23 months. “[Kourtney] wants to have a handful of kids.”

Unfortunately for this kid, there’s already talk of Kim having another baby, so I hope he/she likes being born in a crawlspace and/or never acknowledged as a living, breathing person who exists in the world. (I almost said I hope he/she likes being the new Rob, but I’d be less of a bastard if I wished the kid got AIDS. There’s a line.)

Photos: AKM-GSI, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, you need to cut out the vile and offensive jokes comparing Khloe to Chewbacca. Wookies have much nicer asses.

  2. Donald Sterling

    Mother demands new Kardashians to exploit. Mother must be obeyed,

  3. dirt dog

    go away bitches

  4. The people taking photos of these Kardashians as they walk by are illustrative of why the USA deserves the death that is upon it.

  5. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress Kourtney Kardashian
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know why women think the butt implants are good ideas. Just like massively fake breasts. All you are doing in squeezing salt water or silicone. I could go to home depot and get silicone caulking and inject it into a balloon and play with that just the same.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …actually, what they’re doing most commonly these days is something called fat transfer (or emulson?) where they inject bodyfat into your ass …i think it’s called “brazillian butt lift” …which is why all these chicks can so vehemently claim they don’t have “implants” and their butt is “all natural”. (personally i can’t look at either of these bitches anymore without immediately thinking of that “boondocks” episode…if only their actual lives played out the same way)

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    Freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG!! That looks as fake as her sister’s ass. What are these women thinking?

    • It looks bloody ridiculous and are are no words for the lack of brains involved if this dumb-assed quiff thinks it actually looks good. I lost my breakfast looking at this. :(

  7. it had to be said

    She probably has “support” for her already-substantial ass cheeks. It’s a little hard to imagine where they’d fit an implant in.

  8. Linda

    i really try to refrain from reading, much less commenting on, anything to do with this low-rent, fame-obsessed family. but those ass shots are weird. since i am a woman [and a human], i know that standing there in that particular pose in heels and tight dress is totally unnatural and uncomfortable for any length of time. so she must be trying to get this ass-implant speculation started. no other reason for tarting it up and sticking that ass straight at the cameras than the desperate cry of “look at me, look at me”.

  9. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress
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    Does the guy who bleaches the Kardshaian sisters anuses get paid extra now that he has to dig in so much deeper to get to his job?

  10. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress Kourtney Kardashian
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    It looks like she could birth to a calf and not ever realize it.

  11. The herd grows, in more ways than one.

  12. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress Kourtney Kardashian
    Renzomatic
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl with Camera: “It’s like getting stuck at a railroad crossing just as the freight train comes and now you are stuck for like an hour until it finally passes”

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my FUCKING God… are you kidding me? Seriously??? Just how stunned is the cunt who… there are no words for that deformity.

    Re: the pregnant thing… always bad news when this family breeds – always. *upchucks breakfast*

  14. buzz

    Kourtney’s aging quick. I guess she given up keeping up.

    Khloe is a step away from following Rob into depression. Especially once the two younger ones overtake her.

  15. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress
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    Dayumm son… She got mo ass than a donkey… Probably my favorite post of all time. Bravo, bravo…

  16. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress
    alexxx3488
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Lord, this isn’t even funny anymore. That’s a serious medical condition. Has anyone told her doctor?!

  17. cc

    Why, why, why does this loathsome, contemptible family keep reproducing?

  18. I’ve always had a wierd attraction to Khloe. I think it’s because of her low self esteem.

  19. Please, pretty please, can the whole Kardashian/Jenner clan be on the same small plane that does a big-bopper?
    I promise to give up… well, I’ll decide when it happens.

  20. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress Kourtney Kardashian
    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    There you go…the Kardashian fan in the flesh. Fat, dumb and runs around with an actual camera to get a picture of these cunts!

  21. elle

    The only way you get a butt that big is with a combination of incredible genetics AND heavy weightlifting. She doesn’t have big quads which rules out the latter. While she undoubtedly has the potential to have a very large natural ass, that ass aint natty.

  22. 83-Dakota Tedder

    Likely or rarely to see girls has big asses as implants, but usually I am much a natural big asses fan without any implants which I am currently right now as long time, implants like that, duh, it ruins yourself as hell!

  23. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress
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    3 words… A-MAZ-ING!! wow… Best Post Ever…

  24. Oh goody, another one.

  25. Marketing Mike

    Sure, stuffing a silicone bag the size of my pillow up each ass cheek,
    is a sexy way to lure a high quality man/rapper. Just like having
    child after child with a man who can’t stand you, and only uses you
    as a human ATM, is a way to keep him from cheating on you.
    You go girls!

  26. “[Kourtney] wants to have a handful of kids.”

    Well…OK, but measuring with whose hand?

  27. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress
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    Has no one ever told her that the cow catcher is supposed to be installed on the front of the train?

  28. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress
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    Fucking PIG

  29. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress
    me and me
    Commented on this photo:

    OH MY GAWD!!! HAS SHE NO SHAME?? When ever I see women with butt implants it grosses me so out!!! This is, by far the grossest one I’ve ever seen!!!

  30. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress Kourtney Kardashian
    shamegrossuck
    Commented on this photo:

    If it weren’t’ for dumb, overweight, lazy, poor, un-educated Americans this family wouldn’t be famous!

  31. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress Kourtney Kardashian
    wowowowow
    Commented on this photo:

    Gawd the short one is soooo ugly…she got so jipped in every department! I saw Scott at the strip club putting his face in this strippers boobs and motor boating her. I took a picture and management rushed over and deleted photo from my phone!!! Anyway, she knows Scott would never be satisfied with a little, hairy midget that she is and he goes out and fucks REAL, SEXY women! If that annoying fuck tard was broke Scott would be nowhere in sight! And she thinks he loves her…wake up little person!

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    Tyler Perry
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    how is this even possible? gravity defying booty, by all accounts

  33. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress Kourtney Kardashian
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    I thought there was a federal transportation requirement to label stuff like this with an “Oversize Load” banner.

  34. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress Kourtney Kardashian
    Myst
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    Disfigured and grotesque…..

  35. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress
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    WTF are they shoving inside their asses???!

  36. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Butt Implants Tight Dress Kourtney Kardashian
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    Fuck…her sideways turned ass takes up 3/4ths the picture frame….someone fucking shoot them already.

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