Kourtney Kardashian Claims Paternity Test Proves Scott Disick Is Mason’s Father

August 16th, 2013 // 21 Comments
'Premo Stallone'
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Did I have to use the breastfeeding pics? Yes. Yes, I did.

Back in May, Premo Stallone, I refuse to call him Michael Girgenti and you can’t make me, went to the press saying he was suing Kourtney Kardashian for custody of Mason after she refused to submit him to a paternity test that would prove Premo isn’t the real father. She’s since had Scott Disick and Mason take a DNA test, via non-court ordered, independent third party, and blasted the results to TMZ claiming it proves Scott is the real father. Except Premo is fully aware of the den of hairy vipers he’s dealing with and is wisely calling bullshit:

Michael Girgenti tells TMZ, he saw the DNA test results TMZ posted on Thursday, which Kourtney got from an independent lab, showing that Scott is Mason’s dad — but Girgenti insists those results could easily have been forged.
As a result, Girgenti is refusing to back off his paternity lawsuit, in which he claims he knocked up Kourtney in 2009 after meeting her at a photo shoot … and Mason is the result.
Girgenti tells us he won’t be satisfied until a court-monitored DNA test is conducted.

Good. Smart move. I wouldn’t believe a fucking word these people told me unless I physically saw them take the test in front of three judges, a priest and goddamn Superman. Although, he gets kind of weird in these situations and always asks if DNA tests work on Kryptonians. Something about some kid with asthma and watching him when he sleeps. Shit creeps me out.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News


  1. The Dude

    I believe them.
    This family wouldnt embellish or fabricate a story just to get publicity and make themselves look good.

  2. So out of the sperm cocktail that was sloshing around in her vagina, one of Scott Disick’s boys was the winner? Over a dude named Premo Stallone? I never would have called that.

  3. RubberBandMan

    I won’t be satisfied till the results are read on Maury.

    • Maury P.

      you ARE NOT the father (you do however now have a special mutant strain of herpes known as Herpes-K)

      • Herpes-K doesn’t follow the standard nomenclature for herpes viruses. Herpes viruses are named by the host (human, bovine, manatee, etc) followed by “herpes virus” and then a number, e.g. human herpes virus 1 (HHV-1). There are some exceptions, like cytomegalovirus is usually just called cytomegalovirus even though it is a herpes virus classified as HHV-5.

  4. Of course these people DO NOTHING to put themselves in a favorable light. WTF?!

  5. ace11

    The kid is not Scott’s

    This Kourtney and family deserve all of this humiliation

  6. Of course there needs to be a court ordered paternity test. That’s how the drama plays out.
    * Random guy claims to be father of Kardashian baby
    * Kardashians produce highly suspect DNA test
    * Court must “force” them to do proper test
    * After much drama, new test shows random guy not father
    * Kris hands Random Guy a check and thanks him for the performance.

  7. So hoping one of her kids comes out black one day, that shit would be fucking hilarious.

  8. Stay classy, Kardashians.

  9. Jake

    Serious question:
    does Kim’s milk taste like black pee?

  10. Robb7

    Kunt pig!!

  11. lawn

    That goddamned family can even make breastfeeding look tacky.

  12. At least this bipolar chick is a better mother than her fucktarded younger sister who thinks: berkin’s > baby.

  13. Kourtney Kardashian Breasfteeding Swimsuit
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    Kris Jenner must be livid that they aren’t going to take pictures of the kids.

  14. Kourtney Kardashian Breasfteeding Swimsuit
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    You can already tell that this baby girl is a Kardashian just by looking at her huge butt, I bet she’s quite hairy too.

  15. Kourtney Kardashian Breasfteeding Swimsuit
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    I can never figure out what exactly the Kardashians take vacations FROM.

  16. Kourtney Kardashian Breasfteeding Swimsuit
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    That is definitely more than a handful.

  17. Kourtney Kardashian Breasfteeding Swimsuit
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    “One…annnd…two! OK, I’m good! In fact, I’m fucking beautiful. But I’m a Kardashian, so that’s no big surprise…”

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