Kourtney Kardashian Is Getting Married Now. Awesome.

So remember how Kim Kardashian got married then immediately divorced in a massive all-consuming shitstorm of media whore-grabbery that somehow didn’t torpedo the entire Kardashian brand despite being an absolute, blatant scam? Well, Kris Jenner would like it if you forgot all that and focused instead on Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick getting married on top of conveniently shitting out a second kid. “Is there a way I can sort of hold Kourtney’s gestating uterus and wave it in front of a camera?” is something I almost guarantee was said. ET Online reports:

Sources close the Kardashian family tell Entertainment Tonight that the wedding of pregnant Kourtney Kardashian and longtime love Scott Disick is imminent.
Sources say the wedding will be the complete antithesis of sister Kim’s lavish affair and that it will be low key, just family. There are whispers that it will take place at the Kardashian family home. No word yet on whether the nuptials will be televised.

Oh, c’mon, is there really any doubt these two getting married won’t be taped and whored for the show? You might as well suggest they decided to have a second child out of love which is goddamn ridiculous considering no one in this family even takes a leak without making a buck off of it. And I’m not talking about the dollar Kim gives them each time. That’s an entirely separate thing.

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