Penelope Disick Getting Hit With A Car Door By Popular Demand
♫ Doot doot doo getting in the car ’cause the nanny does my mom shit… ♫
“Aw, you bitch!”
After posting pics of Kourtney Kardashian getting that Justin Bieber dick, a bunch of you couldn’t shut up about her daughter Penelope getting hit with a car door, so here are those photos even though I’m trying to bang Kourtney, and you guys are fucking killing me here. Because, really, does this make her a bad mother? Kids walk into shit all the time. Plus, the poor girl already has to live with Scott Disick as her father, and now this will come up every time you Google her name. I mean, I’m still going to milk the pageviews out of it, but I’m not going to like it.
Unless Kourtney laughed, too, in which case, hahaha, did you see her little head fly back? I peed my pants! (Call me.)