Kourtney Kardashian Breastfeeding In A Swimsuit
When Kim Kardashian’s divorce was exposing the Kardashians as the soulless, hollowed out husks of bullshit they really are, Kourtney Kardashian took one for the team and got pregnant. This time around, Kim’s boyfriend is in trouble with the law which apparently only requires public breastfeeding and swimsuit titty bonanza, according to The Kris Jenner Guide To Whoring Your Whore-spring. So here’s Kourtney being a good trooper again and letting literally every single photo agency see her nursing her daughter at her hotel’s pool in Miami. Now normally for something like this, Kris Jenner would arrange an exclusive to get a cut of the sales, so I hope Kanye appreciates the sacrifice here. Legend has it that every dollar Kris Jenner doesn’t pimp from her daughters is a minute less she can spend in daylight without revealing her true form: Whoreferatu.