Kourtney Kardashian Breastfeeding In A Swimsuit

July 22nd, 2013 // 29 Comments

As advertised.

When Kim Kardashian‘s divorce was exposing the Kardashians as the soulless, hollowed out husks of bullshit they really are, Kourtney Kardashian took one for the team and got pregnant. This time around, Kim’s boyfriend is in trouble with the law which apparently only requires public breastfeeding and swimsuit titty bonanza, according to The Kris Jenner Guide To Whoring Your Whore-spring. So here’s Kourtney being a good trooper again and letting literally every single photo agency see her nursing her daughter at her hotel’s pool in Miami. Now normally for something like this, Kris Jenner would arrange an exclusive to get a cut of the sales, so I hope Kanye appreciates the sacrifice here. Legend has it that every dollar Kris Jenner doesn’t pimp from her daughters is a minute less she can spend in daylight without revealing her true form: Whoreferatu.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News


  1. cc

    I’ve heard that Kardashian breastmilk has a higher fat content than whipping cream.

  2. Ben Cartwright

    My favorite TV show as a kid was “Titty Bonanza.”

  3. There is nothing more natural than a fake kid suckling from a fake breast.

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    How nutritious is silicone anyway?

  5. Two Kardashian posts in a row.

    That does not bode well for the new week.

  6. Not surprisingly, this baby has less baby fat than her aunts do.

  7. Jon Pork

    Utterly amazing.

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    she looks great, it’s good to see a mother embrace her post pregnancy body. Unlike her sister who is prob on hideout recovering from some nip tucks

  9. Rico Jones

    Doesn’t she have breast implants? Is that safe?

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    some black guy
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    as much as the Kardashian’s annoy me I have to admit, Kourtney is Very sexy and beautiful

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    “Can babies drown in breast milk?”
    Doctor: “No.”
    “Then why is she constantly gagging?”

  12. Kourtney is definitely the most attractive of the sisters, but she is a Kardashian and therefore, disgusting. She’s got some nice tits, though.

  13. Get that little ankle biter out of there and let me at that nipple, before my Oreos get stale.

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  15. She is the only Kardashian I ever wanted to fuck. Notice I said Kardashian, not Jenner.

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    How is that kid sitting upright already?! She’s only been out, what, a week?!

    • I know it’s hard to keep track of the Armenian spawn-spring, but this is the other sister’s kidlet. North hasn’t been put on display as the bidding is still going on to whore her for $$ Plus Kim is probably recovering from an intense round of botox and liposuction, tummy tucks and blood facials.

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    Hung Lo
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    Yummy and actually quite nice to see one of them does something normal and natural.

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    Hung Lo
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    They have truly cutie patootie kids.

    I hope Scott’s total douchebagness is an act for their insipid show.

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    Kris Jenner must be livid that they aren’t going to take pictures of the kids.

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    Little Tongue
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    You can already tell that this baby girl is a Kardashian just by looking at her huge butt, I bet she’s quite hairy too.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    I can never figure out what exactly the Kardashians take vacations FROM.

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    That is definitely more than a handful.

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    “One…annnd…two! OK, I’m good! In fact, I’m fucking beautiful. But I’m a Kardashian, so that’s no big surprise…”

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