Gee, I Wonder Who This Kourtney Kardashian Butt Photo Is Aimed At
Because America is a fartbox of dumb, in the past 24 hours, Scott Disick has been blatantly plowing his way through chicks in Miami, so it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out who this Kourtney Kardashian bikini photo is for.
How do I know? I’m not ready for that jelly. I’m not ready for any jelly. What part even is the jelly? Goddammit, it’s Wednesday. This is when I buy comic books, and now I’ve got this on my plate. Is part of me supposed to turn into peanut butter? Why wasn’t there sex-ed in my school?!