Korn’s Jonathan Davis Has Read Obama’s Secret Communist Muslim Illuminati Playbook

Posted by Photo Boy

Welcome to the Photo Boy site takeover, which despite the quivering desire of my entire being (Fellas?), will not be a day of nothing but Prince Charles posts. Instead, you get my rambling attempt to fill Fish’s shoes for the day, so I figured why not start out with something light, like politics. Here we have Korn frontman Jonathan Davis who’s convinced that Miley Cyrus is a creation of Obama’s administration, a vagina screen if you will, designed to pull the labia over our eyes while he makes himself a dictator or some shit. Light the candles and being the incantation, TMZ:

… right in the middle of LAX, Davis spewed a theory about Obama using celeb scandals as a “distraction” … while he screws us out of our freedoms.

While Obama may be the drone-friendliest president we’ve ever had, and Miley Cyrus has literally begun blowing political figures onstage, it’s pretty unlikely that they’re connected in any way. Wait, hang on a second, I’m getting a breaking report on the wire here. *holds shoe to ear* We’re getting early reports that new legislation is being drafted which will require minority voters to show proof of purchase of Miley’s new album Bangerz before being admitted to their polling places. Barbara, get me Glenn Beck on the line! And prepare the bunker! Operation Gold Harvest begins at dawn.