‘Kocktails With Khloe’ Is Done Already
Remember three months ago, when we heard Khloe Kardashian couldn’t book guests on her stupid show that was essentially just rich assholes sitting around pretending like they were at a house party? No? Well, good for you, you’re leading a full and productive life. But since I’m not, I’m duty bound to inform you that Kocktails With Khloe has been…kancelled! (Guarantee you won’t see anyone else cleverly spell it that way.) Via Us Weekly:
Last call! Kocktails With Khloé will soon be off the air less than three months after it premiered, production sources confirm to Us Weekly. But the split is far from emotional for star Khloé Kardashian. “Khloe wanted to stop doing the show to focus on other ventures,” a source tells Us. “They had a really good run but Khloe wanted it to end as she has so many things going on right now.”
Naturally, Kris Jenner is already spinning this like it was Khloe’s idea to discontinue a television show where all she has to do is eat, drink, and mouth shart vapid nonsense to her friends. I mean, who can handle that kind of grueling workload? But since the bones are already grinding in Kris Jenner’s awful machine, she trotted out the normal one braless yesterday as a diversion. Nice try, Kris, but we’re sticking with Khloe’s embarassing failure over her– Wait, are her those barbells in her nipples? When did she get thos– Shit! You win this round, Kris. Well played.
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