Kirstie Alley wears a bikini on Oprah

#128 – It was a sad day for “real” chick rock when Sandy passed on. Fuck this Sara McLachlan-I-never-shave-my-armpits-because-its-a-cool-statement shit, the Runaways were ROCK!

If Oprah and Christie had lesbian sex, the black on white could be mistaken for a Killer Whale and they would be harpooned. Just a thought, later……….

and thank you richport, for showing the bob the way. I do not have the energy today.

biatcho – Mets fans have to stick together… we’re so few and far between…

true dat! Hey maybe we can fight today and get some whiners all pissy? whaddya say?

go fuck a goat & eat a chokerball, asslick!

She’s built like a tyrannosaurus, with a tiny upper body and huge legs.

I bet she could squat Oprah.

Well, she said she was gonna do it.

wow, when did kirstie alley pork out? she used to be hot. she needs to lose a lot of weight, immediately.

a little known fact:

while Kirstie was looking at Oprah, she was seeing a mirage of a stuffed roasted turkey.

jrz: why is Webster Hall still open? I left NYC in ’96 and it was already uncool then…maybe it exists solely for D-list acts like Earl to drop their hot new tracks?

I hope someone releases a short video of him pacing around on stage. How much would you love to beat the shit out of him?

God, I’m making no sense-all cracked out on coffee. Going to eat something before I throw a kid through a wall.

and #158-funny.

mrs.t: I’m hoping that when the superfish are done having brunch and their a.m. massages they’ll locate video for us.

I went to see Rush back in ’91 and this awful band called Mr. Big opened for them. When they were finished one of their “songs” the entire Cap Center in Landover, MD was SILENT and all you heard was someone in the crowd go “Get a job!” It was a truly fucking amazing moment. I’d like for that to happen to K-Fag, only instead of someone calling out “Get a job” someone open fires on him with a Howitzer.

I’m going to give her a lot of leeway here because of her age. I mean, when you substitute coke for exercise, and you’re over 50, you’re lucky to just to look like a human female.

Geez, I know this is supposed to be a snarky website, and I’m no Scientology fan, believe me, I hate those freaks. TC and KH literally make me nauseous. But I gotta give the girl props for losing what she lost. She looks great compared to how she used to look. Could she probably lose more? Sure. But I bet most of the people giving her shit and calling her a whale could stand to lose a couple of pounds too.

While I do agree that Kirstie can still stand to lose a few more lbs, I have give her credit for exposing it all on national television and keeping her promise. It’s an unfortunate fact of nature that time is not kind to women’s bodies. After childbirth it’s just never the same.

Hi Sweeties, sorry I am late! Just got outta meetings.

First of all read posts #115 & 116 very carefully. Notice anything?? Very pathetic and that is my only response to her.

I can’t believe no one else has said anything about Oprah’s lustful stares right at Kirstie’s crotch!! Either she is astounded by her FUPA or she wants to (in the words of all here) HIT IT!!

Also, I cannot stand the chics who attend these audience tapings like on Oprah or Tyra Bank’s show. I bet they were all screaming and crying and lauging like damn hyenas when Kirstie came out. It is very bizarre. And there is always a fucking Queen or two in the audience. If Oprah stood up and said “I will give this paper clip to the first one to eat me” The women would fight and scratch over eachother to do it, but I wouldn’t. Oh no, not me.

Long time reader. First time complainer. Okay…she looks MUCH better. But what she needs to realize is that no matter how much weight you lose…it’s still usually not good enough to get naked in front of people. And 145??? She’s at least a 12/14….and at that height it means 165-175…at the very least.
Trust me, I’ve spend the better part of my life as a walking eating disorder…

Considering that she’s milked this reduced-landmass project for an entire year in the short-attention span theater that is this country, she didn’t do too badly. HOWEVER – now that she shot her wad by wearing a bikini when she’s still got more flubber to lose, what the hell is she gonna do when that occurs?
And will there be a hole deep enough for all of us to hide in when those 55 year old tatas go naked on Oprah?

She does not even look close to that bad. She actually looks pretty fuckin good. I mean yeah she’s still a big woman true but big women are not all ugly. It’s fucked-up to say that or assume that. As long as you got the curves where your supposed to you can be big or small and still be sexy. And i think she is. And i’m glad to see she has such confidence…or lack of dignity I don’t know which :)

Just happened across this irrational beating of Kirstie Alley and so thought I’d toss my ante (or auntie) into the pot. I have never been a fan of the BBW ladies until Kirstie and Queen Lativa (sp)appeared on the scene. Rubens would have made their paintings glorious for viewing through the ages. Besides that both are accomplished in their field. I wonder just how many of the commenting persons can say the same. Perhaps when making derogetory comments about looks and body style the person commenting should post their picture. I love Kirstie and Queen L. pitdogK9P

Personally, even with the extra pounds I think she is hot for 55. They say good sex is a great weight loss program so I would be more then happy to get naked with her and help her lose some more weight. When it comes to boobs some say that more then a mouthful is a waste. With boobs like hers I would love to be more then greedy and over indulgent ;-)

please…i’m not sure that comes even close to a bikini body

I think she looks great and I especially like her creative use of pantyhose. Pulling her pantyhose waistband to the upper portion of her bikini is both unique and sexy.

Es toda una mujer HERMOSA

i think she looks great for a 50-something year old

really you are attracive , very nice & beautiful ,we are all love you .