Kirstie Alley wears a bikini on Oprah


If you watch today’s Oprah you’ll be treated to Kirstie Alley showing off her newly slimmed body (she dropped 75 lbs) in a bikini. And I use the word ‘treated’ in the loosest possible sense, since looking at her is still akin to sticking your penis in the garbage disposal. She looks way better than before, but considering she used to have the gravitational mass of the moon the only way she wouldn’t look better is if she grew a third arm out of her forehead and her skin was replaced by mold.