Kirstie Alley has no shame

November 7th, 2006 // 122 Comments

In case yesterday’s thumbnails weren’t good enough here’s video of Kirstie Alley’s bikini appearance on Oprah yesterday. From the ribcage up she actually looks pretty good. But then my eyes wander south and I get all confused because I thought this was supposed to be Kirstie Alley. On Oprah. How did I suddenly end up at the zoo?

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  1. bigponie

    #28
    when you go out, how does it feel to sit on a wooden chair? do you get scared that the legs might break off? do you have to ask for a metal chair instead? Do you go straight to the dessert menu? I’m just wondering how you fat fucks think when you go out to eat.

  2. RichPort

    #50 – As soon as I’m done making her bark like a dog, she’ll make all the cookies you want. And brownies with that funky stuff… I like those.

    #51 – HA!!! She has the chair reinforced with kyrptonite.

  3. jrzmommy

    28–does the word “glutton” make you a) cry; b) say, “Present.”; or c) run for a dictionary?

  4. PapaHotNuts

    @49- I admire your bravery posting your myspace picture on here. I also admire your the fact you don’t feel the need to exercise and be thin. I see you have a picture of you with a crown. I’m glad the land of Fat and Ugly made you their Queen. And please don’t eat the bunny in the first picture. I know when it’s feedin’ time you lose control, but just step away from the bunny.

  5. Yeah. Pretty sure I just puked my pants.

  6. tweetyeyes

    Papa, I always look for your comments. You will never top the “Trump” one. It sounded so serious

  7. RichPort

    You people are killing me today…

  8. biatcho

    This confirms my belief that all girls named Shelly are fat slobs. Apparently blind too.

  9. Brain Embolism

    @49 shell0225 – Hank…your ugly dude alter ego, looks like any 70′s pornstar.

    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=5706583&imageID=290260309

  10. From shell0225 – Here’s me and my bunny Skippy.

    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=5706583&imageID=37011339

    Wasn’t Sarah-Jeans dog named Skippy??

  11. jrzmommy

    Shell0225 is so fat that when she walks across the room, the radio skips.

  12. From shell0225 – Well, well, well it looks as if shell0225 has a bone to pick with theSuperficial. This is from her ‘latest blog entry” from her MySpace.

    Tuesday, November 07, 2006

    A black mark against The Superficial
    Current mood: pissed off

    I frequently post items from thesuperficial.com and encourage people to go to the site and have a good laugh. However, today I have a major complaint. The site posted photos and a clip of Kirstie Alley wearing a bikini on Oprah, flauting the 75 pounds she has lost on Jenny Craig. She’s 55 years old, and I think she looks amazing.

    For those of you who don’t know, I have been on Jenny Craig for the past 6 months, and so far I’ve lost 30 pounds. And based on the reaction I’ve gotten to recent photos on this site, I’m getting the impression that people think I look good, despite the fact that I weigh about 40 pounds more than Kirstie. On The Superficial, they completely made fun of her for being a hideous fat ass, and the people who commented on the story seemed to share the same opinion.

    I think society gets so used to seeing these celebrities who wear size 0, 2 or 4 and weigh under 120 pounds that we think that’s what normal is. But most guys I know would rather have a girl with some T&A than a bag of bones. Again, I am sad today by the attitudes of people in general. There are so many more important issues out there than how big some woman’s ass is. Maybe we should focus on that and stop being assholes.

    11:24 AM – 1 Comments – 0 Kudos – Add Comment

  13. sexybitch

    #63
    France called. They want you to burn that maid’s costume and promise never to do it again.

  14. PapaHotNuts

    BRAIN- From the AP:

    Chicago, IL (AP): A 30 year old woman critically injured her pet rabbit in an apparent attempt to overcome her embarrassment resulting from several pictures of herself posted on a popular internet gossip site. “Shell0225″ was found by a roommate gnawing the third of four legs off of her pet rabbit while uncontrollably sobbing and mumbling something about a “brain embolism”. After a fierce battle, the roommate, whom which suffered several bite wounds and scratch marks, freed the nearly dead rabbit from the overwieght woman’s jaws and rushed it to a local vet. The police responding to the scene could not tame the woman with tear gas or tazers, and she was tranquilized with a high-powered buffalo sedative. She was tranfered to the Chicago State Zoo and Aquarium for further observation.

  15. jrzmommy

    64–Fat chicks are bitter. That’s all there is to it.

  16. biatcho

    jello225, because I commend your bravery I, too, willpost a picture of myself for all to see (sorry, I’m not a lame-ass with a myspace page, this is the best I can come up with).

    http://www.wethotamericansummer.com/a/picture-ken.jpg

  17. @66 PapaHotNuts – I here sirens coming down my street right now… Gotta go!!

  18. #68 biatcho – You look like “Horshack”!

  19. biatcho

    I am no jew, sir!

  20. PapaHotNuts

    @68- Nice jewfro.

  21. @71 – At least your not FAT.

  22. RichPort

    jello225? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I fear we may never hear from Jenny “The Rabbit Fucker” Craig ever again. She’s buried her face in a tub of cheap ice cream, and looks like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface. Everytime she gets up, in her diabetic stupor, she’s grabs her soup ladel and screams at her gallon sized tub “I want you to meet my lil friend!!!”

    She will curse the Fish for years to come. This ain’t no fucking pillow party…

  23. sexybitch

    #49
    Where the fuck does she get off calling any of us beer bellied? Aren’t we supposed to be damn proud of it? Not that I have one.

  24. NotANiceGirl

    #66- I’m crying! You’re sick & I love it!

  25. MsPickle

    @66- That’s the funniest thing I have read on the Fish in a long time! If you want to come up to Little Rock, I’ll make it worth your while.

  26. BeautifulNightmare

    Shell0225 – sorry dear, looks like your ass got played (over and over and over again)! If I were you, I would make like a baby and head on outta here.

  27. jrzmommy

    Shell is SJTLQ’s fat kindred spirit.

  28. NotANiceGirl

    79. Maybe she ate SJTLQ? Nah… we aren’t so lucky.

  29. shell

    WHOA! Wait a minute. This Shell0225 is giving ME a bad name.

    For the record I think it’s great that Kirstie Alley has lost weight but I don’t think old people should be wearing bikinis at all much less on TV for millions of people to be grossed out by.

  30. normella

    if Shell0225 thinks Kirstie weighs 145lbs and she thinks she weighs only 40lbs more than Kirstie, this society has truly gone bonkers.

    WTF is going on here?!

  31. normella

    OH, and may I just add? If Kirstie felt like gracing us with her trunk-legged presence in a bikini to show off how “proud” she is of her body, why the fuck did she squeeze into those pantyhose to hide the cheese?

  32. normella

    LMFAO @ Shell0225′s two full blogs about this website. Holy shitbags!

  33. jrzmommy

    slap the fat and ride the ripple comes to mind.

  34. Haven’t you all figured it out yet?
    Morph it:
    Shell0225
    DanShell0225
    DanShell
    . . . .
    Yes, I went there.
    Like Bill Murray said in Stripes,
    It . . . is . . . a-LIVE!!”

  35. wedgeone

    I do have to agree with #23 though – I’d rather watch Kirstie’s ass ripple up her back while I’m pounding her instead of hearing Nicole Ritchie’s pelvis crack as I slammed it in. That succulent large curd cottage cheese . . . uh-oh, wait for it!!

    >^O.’.’.

    And comparing Kirstie with midget porn does a disservice to midgets.

  36. clitalicious

    66-Gotta luv it. Keep it coming.

  37. James

    She’ll never have her great look from the 80′s back so don’t bother!

  38. here

    I wonder how deep that cervix is? Probably like an aircraft hangar. But, aside from the hangar, what about the (heavy) hangers? Ok, it’s sick, but does anyone have anything on the size of her aureolas??

  39. bigponie

    hey, you guys want to know shell’s real name, it’s michelle patterson…what a mistake posting her myspace account doesn’t she realize that sherlock holmes lives here.

    http://www.epilepsyfoundation.org/local/chicago/staff.cfm

  40. MassGrrl

    Come on. She lost over 75 fucking pounds. She’s no supermodel, but she’s not gonna break any mirrors.

  41. tim

    ripping shell0225 so badly (pictures, real identity) was overboard. she only posted 2 comments, and the negative parts were similar to stuff that’s thrown on the board every day, nothing especially harsh at all. you guys miss fighting with danielle. that’s pretty sad.

  42. bigponie

    tim, your a douchebag, a 15 year old could have dug-up her name thru her my space account, its her own fault for posting it on here, what the hell did she think that she can get tons of hit and not pay the consequences, she should thank me for showing her how simple it was to find her real name.

  43. tim

    yeah you’re right she asked for it. that’s always a great defense.

  44. bigponie

    are you on dope or just a dope? making up words, where did you read “she asked for it”. why don’t you get back to work before your boss finds out what your doing and decide to whip you.

  45. supanigga

    i’d still fuck that doggy style

    i like those thunder thighs

  46. pezzonovante

    I’d like to offer the conclusion to this ridiculous retaliation against “Shelly”…in the style of Dave Letterman, just well, because I feel like it.

    And the number 1 reason to hate The Superficial…

    They let anyone in their wrong mind sign up for an account!

    Like 13 year old boys in their chain-smoking mom’s basements, who only think of tub girl or Kate Moss when they think of women’s bodies!

    I would say this site could be drastically improved (and taken more seriously; read: ADS!) by invite only comments like gawker uses. And I ain’t shillin’ for them, so screw off if you think so.

    This is of course, all in line with my election day platform for my new political party, “Teenagers Ruin the Internet”.

    Somewhere, Tim Berners Lee is shaking his fist violently.

    Hey, bigponie, watch out, Opera might be coming to knock down your door.

  47. biatcho

    I say those who learn big guinea words from The Godfather be banned from this site forever. This fucko sounds like the guy at work who tries to start up a revolution by screaming “let’s all walk out… they need us more than we need them” and runs into the elevator with nothing but dust behind him kicking up in the air. Make like Grizzlyman and take a hike.

  48. bigponie

    hey pezzon_yourface, first of all you should’nt talk about your son that way and let him out of the basement once in a while,second if oprah comes knocking down my door it’s because she wants a ponie-ride and we all know thats gonna cost her plenty and third Tim Berners Lee is not shaking his fist but rather is giving you a great big FUCK YOU finger.

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