In case yesterday’s thumbnails weren’t good enough here’s video of Kirstie Alley’s bikini appearance on Oprah yesterday. From the ribcage up she actually looks pretty good. But then my eyes wander south and I get all confused because I thought this was supposed to be Kirstie Alley. On Oprah. How did I suddenly end up at the zoo?
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gfunk | November 7, 2006 at 8:51 am
first?
RichPort | November 7, 2006 at 8:52 am
Watching that just made me burn my copy of Moby Dick. It’s that bad.
BeautifulNightmare | November 7, 2006 at 8:54 am
Alright everyone, granted she is a big girl, you have to admit, she is still attractive, for a bigger girl.
BarbadoSlim | November 7, 2006 at 8:58 am
Like I’ve stated before, I’d plow this ’til the cows came home, then, I’d do the cows, aaaaaaaand the goats and then Oprah, for good measure.
jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 8:58 am
back to fat,,old, mirror-kissing cokeheads in bikinis. wow. how truly cutting edge. it was painful and boring the first time we read about it here, why would adding a video of it make it more exciting? there’s lots of other fun things happening to laugh about…like these pictures of drunk and filthy Matthew McConnahoweverthefuckyouspellit.
http://socialitelife.com/2006/11/06/matthew_mcconaughey_nixes_threesome_to_avoid_bad_karma.php
Adult Underoos | November 7, 2006 at 8:59 am
i just barfed in my funderpants. oh wait, that as poo, eww!
http://www.funderpants.com
Italian Stallion | November 7, 2006 at 8:59 am
Look’s like she had a WHALE of a good time………..
drphil | November 7, 2006 at 8:59 am
it’s always an ugly scene when girls feel good about their bodies
Deecag | November 7, 2006 at 9:00 am
Oprah looks so hungry.
Tracie | November 7, 2006 at 9:02 am
She certainly brings new meaning to the term “Thunder Thighs”. Maybe “Explosive Cannon Thighs”?
NipsyHustle | November 7, 2006 at 9:03 am
when did manatees start walking upright on heels?
iburl | November 7, 2006 at 9:04 am
WHOOF! And to think she was once a hot vulcan.
If you read thru one of the links on the K-fed story below this one you can see a sample Kirsty meal: “Three eggs, three slices of bacon, toast. Six to 10 cups of pasta with butter. I could slather butter on it all day long. Bread, but instead of having just one piece, I
calicojack | November 7, 2006 at 9:05 am
good for her!
86 | November 7, 2006 at 9:05 am
Thank God you guys are here to say the things I cannot…because I love to make fun of people but I just can’t make fun of her. Even though it hurts my eyes a lil.
H8TR | November 7, 2006 at 9:07 am
Good for her?! Disgusting for us! I love how she holds on to that scarf for dear life to prevent the horror that would ensue had we actually caught a glimpse of that blimp-sized ass…
RichPort | November 7, 2006 at 9:07 am
I hear they can’t get a decent picture of her outside, especially in a slight breeze. All that extra skin flaps in the winds, always making her look blurry. True story.
mgbrown66 | November 7, 2006 at 9:11 am
The real mystery here is why is a Hardy boy still baning that mamajamma?
Brain Embolism | November 7, 2006 at 9:13 am
The SuperFish watches Oprah… Buwahahaha!!
VeryLiberating | November 7, 2006 at 9:13 am
I especially liked her unflattering “stripper-hose”.
http://www.veryliberating.com
Brain Embolism | November 7, 2006 at 9:16 am
TAKE IT OFF!
TAKE IT ALL OFF!!
BoognishRising | November 7, 2006 at 9:16 am
The USCG reports that the recent seismic activity is due to a pair of elephant-like cankles walking into Oprah’s studio.
Italian Stallion | November 7, 2006 at 9:16 am
I heard there is a new Star Wars movie coming out introducing Jaba The Hut into mix and they asked Kirstie to play Jaba. Finally a role she would be perfect for…………
GypsyBliss | November 7, 2006 at 9:16 am
I always thought she was pretty and for being plus size she looks really good! I’d rather look at plus size woman like Kirstie then deathly thin woman like Nicole Richie.
BigJim | November 7, 2006 at 9:17 am
Got milk?
jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 9:19 am
17-where have you been? she and parker stevenson have been divorced for a while now.
ponk | November 7, 2006 at 9:20 am
poor kirstie, she’s a good sport, but i’ll watch midget pr0n before i watch her strut around in a bikini.
HolisticWisdomcom | November 7, 2006 at 9:20 am
You go Kirstie! She looks great.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
shell0225 | November 7, 2006 at 9:23 am
I love this site for its witty commentary on the lives of celebrities, but you people suck. Most of you posting on here weigh a lot more than the 145 pounds she weighs and you look ten times worse. She only looks fat because the rest of the skinny bitches on this site are wearing a size 0 and not a 12. I’m proud to be a “big” girl and I can only hope to look that amazing when I’m 55.
PapaHotNuts | November 7, 2006 at 9:24 am
I see fat people.
Triumph Insult Dog | November 7, 2006 at 9:25 am
#18–Good one, my friend!
Oprah is the smug example of all that is evil in Holly-high on its horse-wood!
If Oprah isn’t showing off all the people that love her, she’s baiting people that she doesn’t like to come on the show and judge them on her thone!
The real test of a human being is if they lost EVERYTHING, what would they do??
Oprah? I’m thinking Info-mercials or R-rated movies (I’m being nice)…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
purplepuppy | November 7, 2006 at 9:30 am
She looks great! Ya, her thighs are big (which everyone keeps mentioning), but she’s tight, no flabby stuff or cellulite. You can tell she works out, and that’s attractive.
allmen | November 7, 2006 at 9:33 am
#28 i can only hope that i never get drunk enough to roll you in flour and look for the wet spot (no offense).
jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 9:34 am
31–if she’s not flabby then why did she wear stripper hose to keep it all in place?
normella | November 7, 2006 at 9:35 am
#28: My only gripe with her is that she’s totally lying about how much she weighs (and how much she weighed). As someone who actually weighs 145 (and looks 10 times thinner), I’m insulted that she would even say she weighs that little.
And, about the comments about her figure, I think everyone else is just extremely bothered by her ginormous thighs. See, because excessive anything is never attractive (i.e. too skinny, too big). Ultimately, though, she looks happy and slimmer so good for her. I just hope someone hacks into her medical records because my guess is she weighs about 175-190.
Shoot me for this long comment.
mulva | November 7, 2006 at 9:41 am
kirstie’s an actress with (very) limited talent, and to do any work in her chosen profession she can’t be a fattie. she doesn’t look “great” at this size for an actress. if she decides to go to work for the post office, we shouldn’t make fun of her. until then, put some fuckin clothes on when you appear before the cameras on national tv. those thighs could feed an entire african village for a year, according to sally strothers.
D'oh Eyes | November 7, 2006 at 10:01 am
@28
If you’re fine with being a “big” girl, then good for you. But don’t get all pissy and accuse all of us of being “big” too to make yourself feel better. If you’re really fine with how you look, then it shouldn’t bother you.
no one you know | November 7, 2006 at 10:03 am
This was on Oprah? Jesus Christ, I thought I had been watching Animal Planet.
CelebSlam.com | November 7, 2006 at 10:06 am
i literally just puked on my keyboard
http://www.celebslam.com
bigponie | November 7, 2006 at 10:08 am
Wow, her and Shrek would make a good looking couple.
HollyJ | November 7, 2006 at 10:09 am
I’m with 34.
There’s a greater chance of Kirstie growing a scrote on her chin than her weighing 145# in that video.
She’s 5’7. I’m 5’9 and 135#, and there’s no damn way she’s only 10# more than I am, even taking into account the extra 2″ of height.
I think she looks pretty good, actually. I just hate that she lies about the numbers. Pathetic.
Anyway, she should be careful of the Oprah Curse. As soon as people show off their big weight loss on Oprah, they immediately blimp back up to more than their original weight. Always happens.
http://www.geocities.com/holly_geaux_lightly/my_corner.html
PapaHotNuts | November 7, 2006 at 10:12 am
@28- Why are you proud to be fat? Fat people have a disease called obesity. It’s fairly easy to control, just stop eating so much you fat slob. That’s as smart as saying “I’m proud to be a heroin addict”, or “I’m proud to molest children”. By saying you’re proud to be fat, you are saying that you are lazy, with no desire to improve your health because it takes work and dedication. You fat monkey, you should stop pretending you are proud to be a huge fat-body, and admit that you are lazy and worthless. You make me sick and I hope you choke on a Cracker Jack.
no one you know | November 7, 2006 at 10:16 am
@28…This isn’t the place to be sympathetic. Please try Overeaters Anonymous.
normella | November 7, 2006 at 10:20 am
I’m sorry, but #41 and #42′s comments nearly had milk squirting outta my nose…and I’m not even drinking milk.
RichPort | November 7, 2006 at 10:24 am
Overheard backstage:
“yes that’s right, 145lbs! No really… wait, oh you mean in total… HAHAHAHAHA… oh God no, I’m much fucking fatter than that… I thought you were just talking about my dimply ass… do you have a cigarette..?”
bigponie | November 7, 2006 at 10:28 am
well at least she’s not wearing a dildo in her ass.
biatcho | November 7, 2006 at 10:31 am
#28, you’re clearly bothered by your pigotry or you wouldn’t be so whiny. Now fetch & go make nice somewhere else… *throws a raw steak*
RichPort | November 7, 2006 at 10:37 am
Biatcho – #28 will only eat that steak if you covered it in corn syrup, a half pound of butter, and sprinkles. Oh, and cotton candy. Fat fucks love cotton candy…
biatcho | November 7, 2006 at 10:39 am
rich, perhaps I can also drip it in baconfat, wrap it in a pizza & fry it?
shell0225 | November 7, 2006 at 10:47 am
Nice. You people make me sick. Have fun sitting at your computers looking at porn and chatting on Star Wars websites in your mom’s basement because you can’t find a woman to love you in spite of being bald, beer bellied and unemployed.
PaisleyMoon | November 7, 2006 at 10:51 am
#49, holler upstairs and ask your mom to make us some cookies, loser.