Kirstie Alley Fudgesicle Pleasure

20050111kirstie.jpgThe Star reports that an upcoming episode of Kirstie Alley’s Fat Actress will involve a sex scene with a Fudgesicle and Mark Curry. Apparently, Kirstie will put on oversized lingerie and then moan with pleasure as she devours a Fudgesicle, while Mark Curry spanks her and calls her “bootylicious.” As pleasant as that sounds, I think I’ll just stick to watching Desperate Housewives. Throwing up while watching TV just isn’t one of my favorite things to do.