Kirstie Alley is Giving Anorexia a Shot

April 20th, 2011 // 136 Comments

“Starting tomorrow. I mean, Friday. No, wait, after the holiday. — March 4, 2016.”

Following Monday’s Dancing With The Stars performance, Kirstie Alley, who apparently people think is thinner now, shared her new diet secret and claimed to be a size six rocketing toward a two, according to Extra:

Kirstie Alley dished about her “Dancing” diet secret and laughed, “I don’t eat!”
The actress pointed to a tattoo of a slim pin-up girl on Maks’ back and declared, “This is me in a month-and-a-half.” The actress also revealed, “I haven’t weighed myself in the last four weeks.” The slimmed-down actress may not know her weight, but she does have a goal in mind. “I bought these dresses from a [size] twelve to a two. Tonight I’m a six. When I’m a two, I’m done, people!”

Before everyone starts patting Kirstie on the back, she hasn’t weighed herself in four weeks because the truck stop near her house won’t let her use their scales anymore. Though someone did ask where her flannel shirt was and how long she’d been truckin’ which she played along with on the prospect of gravy. It was a mighty tale. An American tale.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Anyone seen “The Machinist” with Christian Bale? They ask him in the extras how he lost the weight for the role, and he responded saying that he didn’t eat. Kirstie Alley does not look like this…

    http://tinyurl.com/656d2uc

  2. Jovy

    She’s a dress size 6? Really? I’m a size 5 and I weigh 120 pounds, do the fucking math Alley. Pisses me off when they bullshit about things like this. This woman is huge and in no way a size 6. She thinks we’re as stupid as she is fat.

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    TurtleMama
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s full of shit. She’s not a size 12. A size 22 maybe. She’s 5’9″ and was claiming she weighs under 200 pounds. Bullshit. She’s got cankles bigger than most peoples’ thighs. Just be honest, Kirstie. It’s okay to be a big gal.

  4. Danii

    I just don’t get why she wants to be a size 2, plenty of gorgeous women are size 10!!

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    Rebecca
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys know she’s 60 right? I think she looks pretty damn good…

  6. Whatever

    I don’t think she look that fat compared to what she used to be BUT she is looking OLD!

  7. Kate

    With “size” in Kirstie’s quote in brackets, I think it’s pretty obvious that the interviewer misunderstood. She was clearly referring to the number of dresses she needs to wear at once to cover herself.

  8. MrsWrong

    Its not her fault she thinks shes a six…her assistant colored in all the 2s in front…shes really a 26…There, are we all cleared up?

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    GingleJanglez
    Commented on this photo:

    AH! Kirstie Alley is giving birth to twin porpoises! Oh wait those are her legs.

  10. piperfromweho

    she has “trunklet” legs and cankles

  11. the captain

    but japan is still frightened to meet an earthquake again when she is planning to dance.

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    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Em, Kirstie? You’re not a size-six with those calves, which are the size of my upper thighs.

  13. Kirstie Alley
    Commented on this photo:

    Six?!?!? On a scale of what–a thousand?

  14. fooey

    she should invest in some size six parkas

  15. Kirstie Alley
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s funny, the men around here don’t start compulsively oversharing and begging for validation whenever there’s a picture of Kevin Federline.

    • kay

      That’s because nobody cares about Kevin Federline. Besides, he knows he’s fat and doesn’t pretend to be thin like Kristie. However, she does look better than she has in a long time!

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    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    I think her body actually looks pretty decent, Especially considering how old she is! It’s curvy. Like if you took this picture and covered her face you wouldn’t mind the body.

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    pita
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s Jessica Simpson in a few years …

  18. Tamlyn

    What is wrong with all of you people??? Obviously, she was being sarcastic when she said she was a size 6! She knows she’s big and doesn’t need to be reminded of it every 5 minutes. Lighten up!

    • tits

      hear hear! anyone seen her show Fat Actress? NEWS FLASH – she knows she’s fat idiots.

      and SHE’S FUCKING 60 YEARS OLD!!! GIVE HER A BREAK

  19. Billy Rubin

    She looks like a hooker from the wrong end of Las Vegas

  20. Elle

    True story, every time I clicked on the full body version of her it says “error on page”. Even the internet doesn’t want to look at her.

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    angela
    Commented on this photo:

    uh hello, if thats what a size 6 looks like, i stopped wanting to eat, too.

  22. zomgbie

    isnt eating anorexics a crime?

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    Noel
    Commented on this photo:

    i think she meant size 16.

  24. tits

    I think she’s beautiful.

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    Noel
    Commented on this photo:

    or she has reverse body dysmorphic disorder.

  26. RasputinsLiver

    Goddamn she’s hideous.

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    Jillia
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks a lot better than she in a while, I’ll give her that. But size 6 my ass.

  28. Biff Buttpat

    Her left butt cheek is a size 6–maybe…

  29. renee

    Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

  30. WOW

    “The moral of the story is fat chicks are gross, and generally just bad people.”

    Been my experience that most people that feel that way, got their heart broken by a fat chick. Im just sayin

    • WOW

      BWAHAHAHAHA! McFeely, how much of a loser do you have to be to sit at home and jerk off to Kirstie Alley DTWS footage AFTER you wrote that post? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    s.drizzy
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s a six then my pants must be around my ankles right now.

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    fap
    Commented on this photo:

    This must be the top end of The Blob, I can see a face trying to emerge.

  33. Chaz

    OK ENOUGH ALREADY. Kirstie Alley you have now joined Betty White, Lindsey Lohan and Lady GaGa on my official “Please Go The Fuck Away” list. So do just that. Thanks.

  34. Beth

    Sure she is a 6. A 6 with a 1 in front of it!

  35. k

    Are you freaking kidding me?

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    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sykAdCxp0ew
    ^^^
    What I heard when I saw this picture.

  37. Kirstie Alley
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Once again, celulite saves the vision of hundreds of Superficial readers.

  38. julie

    Chill out people. Some of you need to really get a life. She was JOKING. You know like in HA HA or better yet LOL. I thought the whole interview was very funny.

  39. Captain Slappy

    I don’t give a flying monkey shit from Oz what size she is, I would do her in an instant, quoting Star Trek 2 lines the whole time. How’s THAT for “illogical”, BITCH! KHAAAAAANNNNN!

    Man….you just know she is a filthy hot lay……

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    Ali
    Commented on this photo:

    i think she looks great for being 60. I’m pretty sure alot of 60 year olds and younger women would love to have a body like hers!!!

  41. CHoc Donut

    I never saw the Jabba the Hutt spinoff movie from Star Wars. Is it good?

  42. jen

    size 6? thats something else. she is lucky if she is an 18, which is fine. just be honest with people, whatever size you are. she recently said she was about 165 lbs or something like that. thats ridiculous. she’s at least 200-230

  43. richard

    Who cares what size she is? She’s beautiful

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