Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell get it on

March 19th, 2007 // 165 Comments
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If you’ve ever wondered what kind of person Kirsten Dunst’s beauty can attract, here he is. This is Johnny Borrell of the indie band Razorlight. The two met up after Kirsten went to one of Razorlight’s gigs in LA on Firday, and last night the two were seen cuddling and kissing as they watched a gig at the South By South West Music Festival in Texas. A source says:

“Kirsten has fallen head over heels for Johnny. She met the band last week and immediately hit it off with him. They have been on the phone ever since and getting on like a house on fire. She flew all the way from LA to be in Texas with Johnny. It’s the real deal – they’re a proper item. They were snogging at the side of the stage. He was wearing an oversized leather jacket and playing air guitar and air drums. She was fluttering her eyelashes at him like a smitten teenager.”

It’s kind of incredible that the two least attractive people on Earth managed to find each other like this. Can you imagine what their kids would look like? Instead of teeth they’d just have jagged pieces of fungus coming out of their mouths.

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  1. Kim

    That guy got his shirt at Paul Stanley from Kiss’s yard sale. WTF!

  2. irapback

    ^ Just be happy he’s wearing something.

  3. Libraesque

    aw jizz, I certainly hope that’s your wallytroll posting as you, otherwise you’ve lost it, and by it I mean the ability to lock yourself in your double wide while your six brats run around in the pig slop squeeling oink oink while you sit for 7 hours at a clip posting funny shit on the Fish

  4. D'oh Eyes

    I’ve very late in the game, and I haven’t posted for a while, but I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed jrzmommy’s reference to the Bugs Bunny and the Aborigine cartoon waayy up there. LOL!

  5. HughJorganthethird

    I’m sure someone has already mentioned this but the only thing worse than photographs of KD is the music of Razorlight. Nuff said.

  6. HughJorganthethird

    hey Johnie when your done with KD give my grandma a call, they look excatly alike.

  7. RAZORLIGHT-LUVA

    seriously ppl get a fuckin life!!! if she doesnt giv a shit what she looks like dats her choice nd she is pretty yous are obviously blind nd johnny borrell is teh sex der jus not gr8 pics of him nd razorlight are not shit dey are de best band eva!!!!
    RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. turner

    i think johny borrell is fab, but he needs a haircut, hes a nice person, whereas kirsten i cant say anything about her cuz i dont know her, but i thought johnny would have a bit more sense?

  9. iamCURSE

    u yeahhh..
    i dont think u and johnny can be happy,i see john just want fuck u..i believe what i say
    TQ -GBU_

  10. doro

    they are “WOWWWWWWWWWW” together!!!!!!! =)

  11. glp

    It kills me to see what losers this thread has attracted. You people are such retards, it appals me to see so many people with nothing better to do than mindlessly pick-apart photographs. Your wasting your time and to me the majority of you sound incredibly thick.

  12. sarah

    “It’s kind of incredible that the two least attractive people on Earth managed to find each other like this.” Thank you, sir! Kirst Dunst is U-G-L-Y, and so is her man. I haven’t heard razorlight, but I instantly do not like them now.

  13. RAZORLIGHTSUPERLUVERFAN

    LAY OFF!! Johnny Borrell is one of the sexiest men alive (along with the rest of razorlight!)and why are people so obsessed with celebrities images? i am sooo jealous of kirsten, because she is really pretty and is dating the one and only Johnny Borrell! and yeah, Johnny does not have perfect teeth but he still has a mindblowing voice.RAZORLIGHT ARE THE BEST BAND EVER THEIR MUSIC IS THE NOT SHIT IT IS THE BEST MUSIC U WILL EVER HEAR AND IF YOU CANT SEE THAT YOU SHOULD OPEN YOUR EARS AND STOP LISTENING TO CRAP MUSIC AND LISTEN TO THE AMAZNG RAZORLIGHT!!WHY DO YOU LOOSERS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME THAN WRITE MEAN COMMENTS?! from (now angry) razorlightsuperloverfan p.s. Johnny if your relationship with kirsten fails, im single!!, or could you possibly set me up with andy, carl or bjorn??

  14. jamie ray

    Hahahahhahaha.
    I bet every one here who has posted mean and just plain pathetic comments about the two such as “ugly” and so on look like there own faces have been
    scratched up agaist a rock so just leave them the fuck alone you losers.

  15. I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!

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