Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell get it on

March 19th, 2007 // 165 Comments

If you’ve ever wondered what kind of person Kirsten Dunst’s beauty can attract, here he is. This is Johnny Borrell of the indie band Razorlight. The two met up after Kirsten went to one of Razorlight’s gigs in LA on Firday, and last night the two were seen cuddling and kissing as they watched a gig at the South By South West Music Festival in Texas. A source says:

“Kirsten has fallen head over heels for Johnny. She met the band last week and immediately hit it off with him. They have been on the phone ever since and getting on like a house on fire. She flew all the way from LA to be in Texas with Johnny. It’s the real deal – they’re a proper item. They were snogging at the side of the stage. He was wearing an oversized leather jacket and playing air guitar and air drums. She was fluttering her eyelashes at him like a smitten teenager.”

It’s kind of incredible that the two least attractive people on Earth managed to find each other like this. Can you imagine what their kids would look like? Instead of teeth they’d just have jagged pieces of fungus coming out of their mouths.



  1. danielle


  2. didey23

    I find the picture of hr with the smoke hanging out of her mouth particularly attractive.

  3. danielle

    Did she even get PAID for Spiderman 3?!…or is she still getting the same salary she got for Interview With the Vampire?!

    Sheesh. You would think she had enough money to buy a comb, a dress that doesn’t look like it came from a dumpster, soap…something?!

  4. bedbugsandballyhoo

    At least their stenches will cancel each other out. I always thought he looked like a young Tim Burton. Maybe she’s into that.

  5. Superevil

    What the fuck is “getting on like a house on fire” supposed to mean? Maybe getting in a house on fire?

  6. cayana

    AHHH baby trolls everywhere!

    And I don’t think it’s incredible that they’re dating each other. Who else is gonna date them?

  7. allyoops!

    i want to know what snogging means? is that legal in Texas?

  8. ^Jenna^

    These need to be exorcised… “the power of christ compells you not to look like something that has risen from the grave and just as clean..”

  9. fergernauster


    Again with the “Ugly-Kiki” comments.

    I don’t find her all that unattractive.

    Her boyfriend, on the other hand… ain’t too pretty, and definitely needs braces & jaw surgery.

  10. ponk

    Cousin It Meets the Vampire Cheerleaders From Hell…Nice.

  11. Truthseeker013

    One good thing might come of this. Should they have kids, you know they’ll be *gaw*-juss…

  12. #9 fergernauster…

    I don’t think that it is that she is completely phycically hideous. It’s that she just doesn’t even try anymore. I mean, uncombed hair, an illfitting dress, barettes, bad make-up.

    She just looks like somebody who smokes so much pot that they can’t even be bothered to change their underwear anymore.

  13. jrzmommy

    1. Posted by danielle on March 19, 2007 11:32 AM


    The Question was: DanYELL, out of the four, which of your babydaddies beat you up the most?

  14. urwrong

    she is really unattractive. fugly. she would never have made it even as a ‘b’ list actress 50 years ago.

  15. KatieKates

    Check out the attractive Band-Aid on her leg. She really must have fallen head over heels.

    And is it me, or can you practically see her snatch in that first picture? Ew. She is so hideous.

  16. allyrising

    The Band-Aid on the knee is so hot.

  17. patchyclaus

    i don’t think kirsten dunst is all that ugly either but that hideous troll of a boyfriend is. what is that wrestler shirt thing he’s wearing. and what’s with the leather jacket? i’m from texas and the weather was NOT cold here. look at what kirsten is wearing and that should tell you the temperature.

  18. slipangle

    the band aid is a nice look for her. she should put a bigger one over her face

  19. fergernauster

    I think dear Kiki is refreshingly anti-fashion. I dig a chick who likes the beer & reefs.

  20. schack

    I thought she was with Cisco Adler… or was that the other beak-faced, bow-legged cokewhore…what’s her name again? All white girls look the same nowadays.

  21. fergernauster

    … and rolls out of bed all rumpled with a cig in her mouth.

  22. schack

    anti-fashion IS the fashion, fergie.

  23. MrSemprini

    He’s gonna be pissed when he finds out that he’s dating a couple of male midgets posing as one ‘woman’. I just want to see how they do it.

  24. danielle


    Where the hell did you come from? You haven’t posted on here since ya last changed your tampon, which was…..3..4 days ago?

    I suggest you put in a new one B ’cause that *joke* stunk.

  25. schack

    you read my mind, semprini- sempre

  26. Jiimbo

    Is it just me or is she just wearing a slip. As dumb as she is, some moron told her that it was the latest fashion and she paid several hundred dollars for it when she could have paid $9.95 for it at JC Pennys

  27. ponk

    DamnYell, as if you would recognize a good joke if it smacked your 400lb ass cheek broadside.

  28. jrzmommy

    don’t hate the player, DanYELL, hate the game.

  29. danielle


    Nice try funk. I see you’ve forgotten to change your tampon as well.

  30. DrPhowstus

    DDanielle’s mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

  31. danielle



  32. danielle


    Stay your ass on the Rose thread pissworm.

  33. jrzmommy

    DanYELL so fat when she walks across the room the radio skips.

  34. neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie

    #29 No, damnYELL, that stink’s coming from you. Change YOUR tamp or squeeze those tree trunks together harder. ‘Cuz day-YUM.

  35. veggi

    she’s TRI-sexual. She’ll try it and try it with anybody.

  36. ch474

    She didn’t fall head over heels, she fell to her knees in front of his crotch. Dumb groupie.

  37. neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie

    DanYELL so fat she eat Wheat Thicks.

  38. jrzmommy

    smells like chitlins mixed with tuna in here…..DanYELL.

  39. schack

    the tuna smell is actually chlamydia gone untreated…

    forget the tampon. just get the whole box changed.

  40. jrzmommy

    DanYELL, you should move to Idaho and enter the Miss Idaho pagent…..just so you can walk out on that stage and say I DA HO!

  41. DrPhowstus

    DDanielle brought a mayonaisse sandwich for lunch, to go with her Welch’s grape. That’s why she’s so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. With a steamroller.

  42. schack

    i just looked up chitlins, and now i think i may vomit on myself. thanks mommy, once again.

  43. DrPhowstus

    As for Kirsten Dunst, I always thought she looked a bit like Pope John Paul II. I mean come on, look at pic #2 and get a pointy hat on her.

  44. jrzmommy

    don’t blame me…blame the large chitlin-snarfing Sasquatch amongst us.

  45. schack

    she looks like pope john paul and liam nieson’s love child

  46. danielle


    Lookie here. See what you’ve done. You’ve brought maxi pad back from the dead.


    Was your vacay at DICKS R US a blissful experience? Guess not ’cause….

    That was just lame. Please die.

    I’m not even gonna address you jizzypoo, seriously. Those litle bastards you’ve popped relentlesly outta ya semen-encrusted snatch must’ve taken a helluva toll on you.

    I think it’s safe to say that you all are about as plesant as someone eating a turd for lunch and afterwards; belching in a crowded hallway.


  47. DrPhowstus

    @46 — No self respekin’ sistuh says “Bravo”. I think you meant “WORD.”

  48. jrzmommy

    semen encrusted snatch is the special at the Fish Shack today, DanYELL.

    DanYELL, Will you put the bone in your lip and jump up and down and say OOGAH-BOOGAH for me? Pleeeeeease? I like when you do that.

  49. ponk

    DamnYell, please stop eating all the Fried Chicken Jolly Ranchers.

  50. neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie

    #46 danYELL, it’s WE BE DICKS in your DC neighborhood.

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