Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell get it on


If you’ve ever wondered what kind of person Kirsten Dunst’s beauty can attract, here he is. This is Johnny Borrell of the indie band Razorlight. The two met up after Kirsten went to one of Razorlight’s gigs in LA on Firday, and last night the two were seen cuddling and kissing as they watched a gig at the South By South West Music Festival in Texas. A source says:

“Kirsten has fallen head over heels for Johnny. She met the band last week and immediately hit it off with him. They have been on the phone ever since and getting on like a house on fire. She flew all the way from LA to be in Texas with Johnny. It’s the real deal – they’re a proper item. They were snogging at the side of the stage. He was wearing an oversized leather jacket and playing air guitar and air drums. She was fluttering her eyelashes at him like a smitten teenager.”

It’s kind of incredible that the two least attractive people on Earth managed to find each other like this. Can you imagine what their kids would look like? Instead of teeth they’d just have jagged pieces of fungus coming out of their mouths.