Kirsten Dunst opened up to E! Online’s Mark Malkin about her recent trip to Cirque Lodge. Turns out it wasn’t for the drinky; she was depressed. She also denied rumors that she’s dating Ryan Gosling. So, basically, after admitting she suffers from depression, E! made her confess to being lonely and emerging from her trailer at night to feed on the young. Okay, maybe not that last part. Here’s the details:
“I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse,” Dunst tells me exclusively during a lunch break on All Good Things. “I went there for depression.
“It was a good six months before I decided to go away,” Dunst says. “I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn’t know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge.”
How can you be sad while you’re drinking? That’s scientifically impossible. Back me up, Geekologie Writer. And, also, put on some pants. I don’t want people thinking we coordinated outfits again.
Crazy/Beatiful/BringItOn | May 28, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Yea, Depression and Drinking are not connected… at all… neither is constipation and cocaine and vampires, and bad outfits, and teeth.
me | May 28, 2008 at 12:07 pm
FIRST (maybe..). Id f&ck her legs but slap her face.
Mandy | May 28, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Good for Kirsten. Whether the depression thing is true or not, it’s really not anyone’s business but her own why she was there. I think she’s a very talented actress and gorgeous too. Not in the way most cut-up plastic-surgeoned veneer-infested actresses are, but really pretty in a fresh, girl-next-door way. Loved her in Marie Antoinette. She’s got some major acting chops.
Donkey Ass | May 28, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Booze is yummy. Glug Glug. My boobs are still small. Arghh Ye Mateys.
http://www.funderoos.com | May 28, 2008 at 12:11 pm
i would be depressed too if i had those snaggle teeth! maybe she should see a dentist, not a shrink…
ToTellTheTruth | May 28, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Aww I like Kirsten. Hope she gets things together soon!!!
mimi | May 28, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Who CARES when you didn’t cover Amy and the baby mice?
What the heck is Britney doing?
mimi | May 28, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Who CARES when you didn’t cover Amy and the baby mice?
What the heck is Britney doing?
The Geekologie Writer | May 28, 2008 at 12:14 pm
It’s true, being sad while drinking is impossible. But the pants are a no-go. I took mine off first.
Cuntychops | May 28, 2008 at 12:18 pm
oooh. She nice. She crazy and she drink. me wanna go fucky fucky in her.
dude | May 28, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Fish, you and the Geek are funny. “Coordinated outfits”…love it. LMAO
On an unrelated note, do you have any idea how bad armenians (like Kim Lardassian) smell when they’re wet?
jrz | May 28, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I’d be depressed too if I was steadily doing the horizontal bop with Jake Gyllenhaal and then one day I wasn’t.
Harry | May 28, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Depressed, alcoholic, whatever. I hear she’s wild in the sack.
DOOMHAMMER | May 28, 2008 at 12:30 pm
DRUGS BAD
SUN GOOOOOOOD
jrz | May 28, 2008 at 12:33 pm
13–From who? *recalibrates bullshit detector*
eXtasyStef | May 28, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Yeah, and Lohan went into the hospital for exhaustion.
http://www.funderoos.com | May 28, 2008 at 12:41 pm
#7 .. #8.. the fish did cover the amy/pete/mice video.. but thanks for bitching :)
Marie | May 28, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I love her.
Mayhem | May 28, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Wtf does she have to be depressed about???
Being skinny, having the best of everything, having kissed Brad Pitt when she was like … 5? Let me guess, she needs love. God – ridiculous.
Alfonzo | May 28, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Interesting, because the CIRQUE LODGE doesn’t treat personal issues – like anorexia for MARY KATE, or depression in this case, it is ONLY for substance abuse, period.
dicksarreyourstoeatfuckers | May 28, 2008 at 1:03 pm
#15 = tries too hard
jrz | May 28, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I just want people to like me.
jrz | May 28, 2008 at 1:07 pm
#21 = doesn’t try enough.
Fun With Trolls | May 28, 2008 at 1:10 pm
So, we haven’t matured one iota in two whole years.
jrz | May 28, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Why iota! Iota smell my own dirty self.
jrz | May 28, 2008 at 1:13 pm
HA! 22–now we all know that’s a bunch of shit. I could care less if people like me or not.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 28, 2008 at 1:13 pm
#21 – I think your commentary is both succinct and insightful.
I also think your mother blows farm animals for loose change and that Kristin Dunst’s friends only invite her camping when they can’t find a can opener.
Gary Q | May 28, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Dunst is a hag.
Ted from LA | May 28, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Maybe she’s still waiting for Spiderman to save her. That’s the problem with super heros. It’s great to have them around, but you can’t always count on them. If I had a dime for everytime Wonder Woman has fucked me over, I’d be living in West Palm Beach. For example, “I don’t feel like putting my costume on tonight. Can’t we just make love without it?”
hendero | May 28, 2008 at 1:26 pm
An anagram of her name is “Tit drunkness”.
Do I win $5?
Sasha | May 28, 2008 at 1:54 pm
She looks sooooooooooooooooo much better with longer hair. If I mutilated myself the way she did with that haircut she had I would be depressed, too.
Maxwell Demon | May 28, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Great, because if you’re depressed, you should definitely indulge in depressants.
Do_FreeBird | May 28, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Personally, I think she actually is prettier when she’s tanked.
And by prettier, I mean easy to bang.
PunkA | May 28, 2008 at 2:59 pm
She used to be the hawt perky cheerleader type with the rocking bod and sunny disposition. Now, look at her. She has cankles above her knees and looks way strung out and used up. Man, she has fallen far, far, FAR. Lucky, she had a mountain of money to land on.
alex | May 28, 2008 at 3:28 pm
she need attention , poor thing
Sol | May 28, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Hades! She needs a sun tan. But she’d burst into flames in direct sunlight as pale as she is. Then again… not many bars open during the day; maybe thats why her legs are blinding.
Mike | May 28, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Kirsten Dunst was very good in Marie Antoinette. But there’s a big problem. Her name is Kirsten Dunst instead of Lindsay Lohan. Kirsten is deeply in the shadow of Lohan and wants to die, because not being Lohan is a fate worse than death for all starlets.
After all the phrase is not “It Girls,” it’s “It GIRL.” Singular. Even going to Cirque Lodge ( so five months ago, Lindsay would say ) tells the whole sad tale of unrequited Lohan worship, causing pain that can only be drowned in alcoholic beverages that will never attain the status of Lohan’s “water bottle,” sex with men who would rather be with Lohan, lesbianism with women who would rather be with Lohan, and eventually culminating in suicide that will just feel like a desperate and failed attempt to upstage Lindsay, and won’t even get as much press coverage as her pilfering of a fur coat. That’s the way it is.
quake | May 28, 2008 at 8:22 pm
depressed because she finally realized how horrible of an actress she really is.
v_a_l | May 28, 2008 at 9:58 pm
I think pale skin is lovely. Uber-tan-orange skin is what irks me.
kirsten dunst | May 28, 2008 at 10:24 pm
admit it guys, shes fucking adorable.
Jesse | May 29, 2008 at 11:35 am
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
Bacon Uber Allles | May 29, 2008 at 11:36 am
so beautifull yet so troubled
bwaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HairCritic | May 30, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Apparently fancy rehab includes hair extensions…
http://www.jordanalorraine.com/
popzecherry!!! | June 1, 2008 at 12:21 am
i like her dress! where’d she get it from, anyone knows?
Nino | June 1, 2008 at 8:26 am
Hot !!!
dockside | June 6, 2008 at 9:07 am
Could someone please explain to me my the hell female celebz can be white and pasty as fuck YET chics who are non-celebz (in real life) who are the same are considered NASTY?
symonds | June 21, 2008 at 9:59 am
Depression only man makes unhappy. So always be cool.
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