Kirsten Dunst went to rehab for depression, boozing still A-okay!

May 28th, 2008 // 47 Comments

Kirsten Dunst opened up to E! Online’s Mark Malkin about her recent trip to Cirque Lodge. Turns out it wasn’t for the drinky; she was depressed. She also denied rumors that she’s dating Ryan Gosling. So, basically, after admitting she suffers from depression, E! made her confess to being lonely and emerging from her trailer at night to feed on the young. Okay, maybe not that last part. Here’s the details:

“I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse,” Dunst tells me exclusively during a lunch break on All Good Things. “I went there for depression.
“It was a good six months before I decided to go away,” Dunst says. “I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn’t know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge.”

How can you be sad while you’re drinking? That’s scientifically impossible. Back me up, Geekologie Writer. And, also, put on some pants. I don’t want people thinking we coordinated outfits again.

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  1. Crazy/Beatiful/BringItOn

    Yea, Depression and Drinking are not connected… at all… neither is constipation and cocaine and vampires, and bad outfits, and teeth.

  2. me

    FIRST (maybe..). Id f&ck her legs but slap her face.

  3. Mandy

    Good for Kirsten. Whether the depression thing is true or not, it’s really not anyone’s business but her own why she was there. I think she’s a very talented actress and gorgeous too. Not in the way most cut-up plastic-surgeoned veneer-infested actresses are, but really pretty in a fresh, girl-next-door way. Loved her in Marie Antoinette. She’s got some major acting chops.

  4. Donkey Ass

    Booze is yummy. Glug Glug. My boobs are still small. Arghh Ye Mateys.

  5. i would be depressed too if i had those snaggle teeth! maybe she should see a dentist, not a shrink…

  6. ToTellTheTruth

    Aww I like Kirsten. Hope she gets things together soon!!!

  7. mimi

    Who CARES when you didn’t cover Amy and the baby mice?

    What the heck is Britney doing?

  8. mimi

    Who CARES when you didn’t cover Amy and the baby mice?

    What the heck is Britney doing?

  9. It’s true, being sad while drinking is impossible. But the pants are a no-go. I took mine off first.

  10. Cuntychops

    oooh. She nice. She crazy and she drink. me wanna go fucky fucky in her.

  11. Fish, you and the Geek are funny. “Coordinated outfits”…love it. LMAO

    On an unrelated note, do you have any idea how bad armenians (like Kim Lardassian) smell when they’re wet?

  12. jrz

    I’d be depressed too if I was steadily doing the horizontal bop with Jake Gyllenhaal and then one day I wasn’t.

  13. Harry

    Depressed, alcoholic, whatever. I hear she’s wild in the sack.

  14. DOOMHAMMER

    DRUGS BAD

    SUN GOOOOOOOD

  15. jrz

    13–From who? *recalibrates bullshit detector*

  16. Yeah, and Lohan went into the hospital for exhaustion.

  17. #7 .. #8.. the fish did cover the amy/pete/mice video.. but thanks for bitching :)

  18. Marie

    I love her.

  19. Mayhem

    Wtf does she have to be depressed about???
    Being skinny, having the best of everything, having kissed Brad Pitt when she was like … 5? Let me guess, she needs love. God – ridiculous.

  20. Alfonzo

    Interesting, because the CIRQUE LODGE doesn’t treat personal issues – like anorexia for MARY KATE, or depression in this case, it is ONLY for substance abuse, period.

  21. dicksarreyourstoeatfuckers

    #15 = tries too hard

  22. jrz

    I just want people to like me.

  23. jrz

    #21 = doesn’t try enough.

  24. Fun With Trolls

    So, we haven’t matured one iota in two whole years.

  25. jrz

    Why iota! Iota smell my own dirty self.

  26. jrz

    HA! 22–now we all know that’s a bunch of shit. I could care less if people like me or not.

  27. #21 – I think your commentary is both succinct and insightful.

    I also think your mother blows farm animals for loose change and that Kristin Dunst’s friends only invite her camping when they can’t find a can opener.

  28. Gary Q

    Dunst is a hag.

  29. Ted from LA

    Maybe she’s still waiting for Spiderman to save her. That’s the problem with super heros. It’s great to have them around, but you can’t always count on them. If I had a dime for everytime Wonder Woman has fucked me over, I’d be living in West Palm Beach. For example, “I don’t feel like putting my costume on tonight. Can’t we just make love without it?”

  30. hendero

    An anagram of her name is “Tit drunkness”.

    Do I win $5?

  31. Sasha

    She looks sooooooooooooooooo much better with longer hair. If I mutilated myself the way she did with that haircut she had I would be depressed, too.

  32. Maxwell Demon

    Great, because if you’re depressed, you should definitely indulge in depressants.

  33. Do_FreeBird

    Personally, I think she actually is prettier when she’s tanked.

    And by prettier, I mean easy to bang.

  34. PunkA

    She used to be the hawt perky cheerleader type with the rocking bod and sunny disposition. Now, look at her. She has cankles above her knees and looks way strung out and used up. Man, she has fallen far, far, FAR. Lucky, she had a mountain of money to land on.

  35. alex

    she need attention , poor thing

  36. Sol

    Hades! She needs a sun tan. But she’d burst into flames in direct sunlight as pale as she is. Then again… not many bars open during the day; maybe thats why her legs are blinding.

  37. Mike

    Kirsten Dunst was very good in Marie Antoinette. But there’s a big problem. Her name is Kirsten Dunst instead of Lindsay Lohan. Kirsten is deeply in the shadow of Lohan and wants to die, because not being Lohan is a fate worse than death for all starlets.

    After all the phrase is not “It Girls,” it’s “It GIRL.” Singular. Even going to Cirque Lodge ( so five months ago, Lindsay would say ) tells the whole sad tale of unrequited Lohan worship, causing pain that can only be drowned in alcoholic beverages that will never attain the status of Lohan’s “water bottle,” sex with men who would rather be with Lohan, lesbianism with women who would rather be with Lohan, and eventually culminating in suicide that will just feel like a desperate and failed attempt to upstage Lindsay, and won’t even get as much press coverage as her pilfering of a fur coat. That’s the way it is.

  38. quake

    depressed because she finally realized how horrible of an actress she really is.

  39. v_a_l

    I think pale skin is lovely. Uber-tan-orange skin is what irks me.

  40. kirsten dunst

    admit it guys, shes fucking adorable.

  41. Jesse

    She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

  42. Bacon Uber Allles

    so beautifull yet so troubled

    bwaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  43. Apparently fancy rehab includes hair extensions…

    http://www.jordanalorraine.com/

  44. popzecherry!!!

    i like her dress! where’d she get it from, anyone knows?

  45. dockside

    Could someone please explain to me my the hell female celebz can be white and pasty as fuck YET chics who are non-celebz (in real life) who are the same are considered NASTY?

  46. symonds

    Depression only man makes unhappy. So always be cool.

    —————-
    symonds
    Dual Diagnosis

    Dual Diagnosis

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