Kirsten Dunst still really beautiful

March 6th, 2007 // 62 Comments
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Kirsten Dunst was spotted reading Carl Sagan’s “The Varieties of Scientific Experience” while hanging out on a Maui beach. I’m assuming she’s reading the book to try and understand how a person can spend as much time in the sun as she does and still be this pale. It’s like her ugly scares off sunlight the way it does eveyrthing else in the universe. She’s like the repelling equivalent of a black hole.

More of Kirsten Dunst looking like a fox on the beach after the jump.


  1. HughJorganthethird

    Not sure why but my eyeballs just jumped out of my head and threw themselves under a passing bus.

    Thanks snagletooth, now I’m blind

  2. HoraceMcTittiesworth

    Why is she out in daylight? I thought vampires turned to dust when exposed to the sun.

  3. herbiefrog

    well gosh…
    …you people

    so… we guess you didnt make it

    enjoy your brief lives

    were heading off now

    bye

  4. Clete

    Next…ugly albino with hideous teeth

  5. ena3m

    This is ridiculous. Let’s make a page where we try to find something wrong with a celebrity, and then bash them for it. She’s pale, big deal. You say she’s too skinny, when in reality, compared to other celebrities, at least you can’t see her rib cage. And she’s not ugly. Her hair doesn’t look perfect here because, what-do-ya-know, when hair gets wet, it gets messy! Its like celebrities can’t do anything right. They’re either too fat or too skinny, if they get plastic surgery they’re made fun of, if they don’t, the same thing happens. My, how society has fallen.

  6. onepost2many

    Are you people serious? Two months, possibly less, is all she needs to look great again, and she knows it, unlike you fucking tools.

  7. ThisPlaceIsFUCKEDup

    55 and 56 I love you<333 Everyone who said something mean needs to shut the hell up. I bet all of you are just fat-ass McDonalds eating leather skined losers who have nothing better to do than say mean things about people who are actually pretty.

  8. Ken

    Kirsten Dunst used to be the most beautiful female on the screen. I love her dimples. Her best attribute was the “meat on her bones” (rare these days). She can come over here and I’ll feed her BBQ steak, pork, mashed potatos and corn on the cob with butter and of course a nice salad. She’ll be back in shape in no time.

  9. lilygirl

    55, 56, and 57, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
    You sound like a bunch of whiney pathetic bitches, please.
    God, why the fuck do you come to this site anyway? To Be Nice, and spread Peace and Love, hey I have a good idea lets all meet up for coffee, tell stories about sharing, hold hands and sing coombaya!
    Fuck off, no one wants to deal with your asses, Dunst is a haggard, wretch and we have a right to discuss what a snaggle toothed, white trash, derelict she is.
    God, People like you make me sick!

  10. Yourfairytale

    Swimming with a plaid flannel shirt on. Wow Kirsten, that’s classy! Where’s the obligatory toothpick in the mouth as the ultimate accessory?

  11. imran karim

    did she ever open that book

  12. lol, she’s just holding that to make it seem that she’s smart….she’s both ugly and dumb

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