Kirsten Dunst was spotted reading Carl Sagan’s “The Varieties of Scientific Experience” while hanging out on a Maui beach. I’m assuming she’s reading the book to try and understand how a person can spend as much time in the sun as she does and still be this pale. It’s like her ugly scares off sunlight the way it does eveyrthing else in the universe. She’s like the repelling equivalent of a black hole.
More of Kirsten Dunst looking like a fox on the beach after the jump.
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Dan | March 6, 2007 at 2:42 pm
furst
LilRach | March 6, 2007 at 2:45 pm
ha – good on you Kirstin – I love the first small pic.
She don’t give a fuck what all of you think :)
amaritimer | March 6, 2007 at 2:45 pm
It’s like her ugly scares off sunlight the way it does eveyrthing else in the universe. She’s like the repelling equivalent of a black hole.
ROTFL!!!
Skip Smith | March 6, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Is she really reading that book, or did she just bring it to hold up for the camera so we’ll think she’s smart?
Skip Smith | March 6, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Picture #3 caption: Dunst laughs as man vomits on beach.
griffmills | March 6, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Puke
Skip Smith | March 6, 2007 at 2:49 pm
If you look at an inverse image of picture #1, you see a hot tan chick and a beluga whale.
sinbad | March 6, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Is that Martha Dunnstock she’s hanging out with? Maybe after this photo was taken they rented some new releases and popped some popcorn.
woodhorse | March 6, 2007 at 2:51 pm
i am confused as to how she still gets acting jobs when there are so many who could easily replace her….i’m surprised they didn’t kill her off on Spiderman just so they could replace her with someone Toby
McGuire didn’t hate. He really can act, apparently.
Lowlands | March 6, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Totally overrated,the book as well.she’d better read the book ‘How to get a tan,boobs,new face and feminine curves’.
Mikaesu | March 6, 2007 at 2:59 pm
isn’t it “The Varieties of Scientific Experience”? lol
OMFG | March 6, 2007 at 3:00 pm
What the hell??? You are some sick people to follow Eva with this wraith! It nearly melted my eyeballs. You need to post warnings before you do something like this again!
Carsten5577 | March 6, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Who is she tries to fool while flashing that book at photographers? Like she’s got the intellect to actually read AND understand Sagan’s volume. Right. Give it up, ugly bitch. Go back to Archie comic books, they’re more up your intellectual alley.
branwen | March 6, 2007 at 3:09 pm
why is she famous?
Skip Smith | March 6, 2007 at 3:14 pm
@14
For the same reason people slow down to look at car accidents.
sevenandaswitchblade | March 6, 2007 at 3:17 pm
The fourth pic looks like a still from LOTR, except Gollum had slightly less hair, no top and the decency to show a sense of self loathing for recognizing his wretchedness.
Grobpilot | March 6, 2007 at 3:21 pm
The only possible reason she has a book like that is, she was headed to the bathroom and needed the pages to wipe her ass with. She certainly couldn’t have been thinking of sitting down to read it because she knows she’d never understand a single word in it.
RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors | March 6, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Loch Ness monster, anyone?
Lowlands | March 6, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Anybody noticed her flaxen hair?Flaxen hair is nor blond or brunette}=bad genes.
flauccinaucinihilipilifcation | March 6, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Give her a break guys, she’s doing research on why she’s so Fugly, alright?! No one understands what it’s like to be wronged by science….
Stink | March 6, 2007 at 3:41 pm
She thought the book title was “The Vampires of Scientific Experience” and was hoping to find out why she doesn’t burn up in the sunlight.
Alex Keene | March 6, 2007 at 3:51 pm
I’ve rarely seen pictures that drive me to thoughts such as, “I want to elbow this bitch in her snaggled teeth.” or “I want to kick this bitch in the snapper.”
Tits_McGhee | March 6, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Nice flannel shirt, Kirsten.
DYKE.
Manistoned | March 6, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Only people in the biz can look like a cross between the undead and grandma and they they are hot.
Kirsten is shiteous.
haveapez | March 6, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I’d still hit it. Who am I kidding?
Jiimbo | March 6, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Does anyone really beleive that she understand what she is reading? Or is she just looking at the pretty pictures
elizabeththewellread | March 6, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Oh, forgive me, but I still like her. I think she can act.
That said, isn’t she rich enough to pay someone to help her look presentable?
JandalOfDoom | March 6, 2007 at 4:18 pm
She doesn’t know she’s ugly ’cause she’s hanging out with Sumo Sally there – but comparison she’s gorgeous!
That’s why my friends hang around with me.
karifarrell | March 6, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Hey man, don’t be hatin’.
Least she’s not ORANGE!!!
Hooray for that.
Yeah, I don’t really know what happened to her. I thought she used to be cute….ew.
mrs.t | March 6, 2007 at 4:24 pm
And I bet her breath smells delicious. The combination of rotting teeth and cigarettes always makes me want to tongue kiss.
MyOwnSuperficialAccount | March 6, 2007 at 4:42 pm
thirty-FIRST
fame is funny | March 6, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Small pic #7 has the fashion radar on lock. Introducing the ‘I just fell off the oil rig’ look.
Truthseeker013 | March 6, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Whyfor you insult foxes, Esteemed Author Person?
CruisingForCock | March 6, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Who buys her swimsuits?
UNCLE NED | March 6, 2007 at 5:17 pm
She sucks as MJ. She and that smug little Toby McGuire have absolutely no chemistry on screen. When she was on Letterman promoting SM2, she basically said the role didn’t pay much, but it gave her a lot of exposure world-wide, so it was helping her career. TO DO WHAT WITH?
DrunkBlogger | March 6, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Interview With a Vampire was a documentary???
Carol | March 6, 2007 at 5:32 pm
#4 HAHAHAHAHA I agree.
She SUCKS. annoys me with her ugliness, just disgusting. look at her, such a anorexic pig. nasty look.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 6, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Day 2 at the mud hole…
crestlin | March 6, 2007 at 6:05 pm
she looks ever sexier smoking a cigarette…so THAT’s why her snaggleteeth are so brown.
Carsten5577 | March 6, 2007 at 6:14 pm
“she basically said the role didn’t pay much”
Oh no…only something like 4 million…not much by Hollywood standards, I guess. I say, nuke fucking Hollywood with its debauched degenerates! 99.9% of comes out of that town is pure stupid schlock anyways.
23apples | March 6, 2007 at 6:29 pm
#13 – I think it would be kinda cute to see her reading Archie comics.. you know, see her in her natural state
Anyways, she should probably go to the gym or something. Although she’s thin, her body is so shapeless.. and the color of her skin makes her body look awful! Some muscle tone would make her look a lot better.. if she’s not gonna tan she could at least do something else to not look horrible.
almostfamous | March 6, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Is she actually reading this book or is she just getting paid to hold it up for cameras? I like the one where the book is covering her face the most. Obviously, she is not actually reading the book because she spends all day running aroung the beach looking mentally challenged.
mika85 | March 6, 2007 at 7:06 pm
heyyyyy! don’t hate on the pasty pale-ness! i know kirsten isn’t the best looking chick in the world, but at least she doesn’t look like the rest of these leathery oompa-loompa celeb biotches.
NicotineEyePatch | March 6, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Pasty-pale is one thing – looking like “You Gave” for a few hours straight, so you could catch a cheap buzz, is another. A functioning circulatory system is always attractive.
I hate the tans too, but this is a result of poor diet, smoking, and being a lab-generated part-vampiric test tube baby.
Smackage | March 6, 2007 at 8:10 pm
snaggletooth!
fame is funny | March 6, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Word is she is preparing to play Carl Sagan in an upcoming movie role. He smoked alot, hung out at beaches in flannel. Fact.
lilygirl | March 7, 2007 at 12:17 am
I completely agree with #32,
Hickory Dickory Do
Where this trailor trash come from anyway?
LudivineKla | March 7, 2007 at 5:30 am
wow, shes real plain now, when she did the virgin suicides she wos a natural beauty, guess she peaked nd it wos js downhill frm there… life wit a satellite dish head lke lead singer frm smashin pumpkins!
jesseeca | March 7, 2007 at 6:18 am
any scientist could tell you that something that white just reflects the sunlight, hence no tan.
but i must say, that all these people with really dark tans who you all think look so good will be the ones in a few years with massive amounts of wrinkles and you’ll be telling them to go get a face lift. you can’t have it both ways.
Jenster | March 7, 2007 at 7:41 am
ive always despised her, im glad everyone else is catching up to me, the only movie i saw her in was “Virgin Suicides” and I only watched it because whe was going to kill herself, thank you Sofia Coppola, oh and
fuck you Sofia Coppola for making Marie Anttonete.