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The only way she could look good is with a bag over her head. Even then, she’s got the old lady boobies.
lol, what else is new?
She looks better than she normally does…err… lol
Kirsten might need a dentist, but Sophia might need an aquarium.
She seems to have a few fins going on back there….
Who has been dressing her? She’s wearing a pencil thin shiny skirt with a pajama t-shirt she got out of a case of beer.
that outfit is awful!! who dressed her?!
# 4: Sophia also needs a feed bag and bridle.
She’s got that girl next door kinda look that you know it’s alright sometimes if you see what I mean…
http://www.exposay.com/kirsten-dunst-spider-man-2-los-angeles-premiere—arrivals/p/4226/1/?f=Kirsten+Dunst
that skirt is hideous
Kirsten Dunst is beautiful, i bet all of you who just posted including the guy who writes this bullshit are fifty million times uglier then her. And just to let you know vampires are fucking sexy and anyone who has teeth romotely like them is fucking sexy too.
@10-
You forgot to add that we are “jealis” and fat, and that we all live in a trailer! Come on, if you’re going to be a lame troll, at least get the script down pat, dumbshit!
Oh, and yes, drinking blood is SOOO HAWT, OMGZ LOL! Obviously blood-borne diseases are THE must-have trend this season among those “in the know”. This bitch is ALWAYS wearing some ridiculous-assed outfit! What the hell is up with the horrific clothes that all these rich twats are sporting lately?
PUtrid – she needs more than just an ortho appointment…..she needs a complete overhaul from her stringy hair, snaggle teeth and wayward titties on down to her toes.
Kirsten…the 80′s called….they want their Members Only genuine artificial pleather Jacket back.
Summation: Looks like Hohan’s cootch with legs….
Wow, Sophia is wearing a trash bag and her shoes are too big. Taking the “starving artist” thing a little too far, aren’t we?
Isn’t dental insurance standard in Hollywood?
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1983 called. It wants that jacket back. And pregnancy is no excuse for wearing a garbage bag.
Makes even Eva Longoria look good.
Oh god! can you guys name ONE beautiful person? plz!
I wonder how your boyfriends/girlfriends looks like!
its like… kate moss: totally high, gisele: butt chin!… angelina: fish eye balls! CMON!
these R suppose to be the most good looking people in the world, and i
Can you imagine how scared Jake Gyllenhal was whenever her fangs got within ten inches of his eh-hem?
#18 You say “these R suppose to be the most good looking people in the world”. Perhaps. But they all seem to go out of their way to look like absolute shit most of the time. I think it’s because they feel they have enough star power to influence trends. So, they push it as far as they can go just to see if the masses will play their little games and dress just like them. So, because this is how stars are and the people who post on this sight are wise to their bullshit, we just tear into all of them because it’s fun as hell and hopefully these dumb-shit Hollywood turds will read some of this stuff and know just what we really think of them.
Well, this is the longest post I’ve ever written here. I’ll try to think up some more witty shit later on.
Hey, just kidding. – I like Sophie’s flics.
But that Japanese one – Lost in Masturbation – I believe it was called, was really ‘out there’- as they say in the industry.
I did understand the opening scene though…
Kirsten dunst is not ugly – average yes – but definately not ugly! Those teeth are probably what made her so famous in the beginning – remember interview with a vampire??? I think she’s a nice girl who hasn’t let hollywood go to her head. Leave the girl alone cos i bet most of you out there look like trolls against kirsten. Plus you don’t have half as much talent or money as her!
The only ugly one i’m seeing is Sophia Coppola.
She looks stoned and Sophia looks preggers, with a possibly demented baby as any member of the Coppola clan could be responsible.
Kirsten Dunst is so ugly you would have to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get Skippy to play with her.
Seriously, she is one homely bitch and she needs call Jewel and see if the two of them can get some kind of special at the orthodontist office.
Don’t get me wrong, I would plow Dunst and Jewel like a cotton field in November, but they would have to agree to the ‘keep your fucking mouth closed unless my dick is in it’ rule. Which is a good rule to have anyway.
#10 – You are a crazy vampire-loving troll bitch. Get a job.
#18 – One beautiful person? Easy – Your mom. Well, I mean at least the top of her head is beautiful.
Sophia is uglier IMHO, and the only cleavage she got goin on is her toes cuz her shoes don’t even fit.
#24- Mr Angry Ferret Jones, you are right, the top of my mommys head does look good, but only when she’s giving you a blow job.
She needs a stylist thats for sure
congrats on your hacking…
but this doesn
I don’t care about funky teeth, as long as they aren’t
A: Black
B: Green
and D: Exist.
I’d hit it.
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Trends my arse. Can’t anyone come up with original fashion anymore? First we had the return to the seventies, with jeans legs so damn big Mother Hubbard could move her kids in–and how about those disco shoes? That was a ‘trend’ I had hoped I could have left behind in fourth grade. I laughed when the Spice Girls tripped on their own platforms and sprained their ankles. Dorks.
Now the celebs and designers are trying to return us to the eighties. Jesus Christ on a 3-speed bike, get over the nostalgia already! Come up with something new! I’ve thrown out my leg warmers and cigarette pants and fucking lumpy shoulder pads.
Who cares about the fangs, it’s the ’80s jacket that makes me cringe. That and the platform high heels that are from about 6 years ago.
Dear lord! She can’t dress herself!
Ow yeah and the vampire fangs, the hunchback and the thee bag titties are disturbing 2
So not news. I’m all for pricking the pomposity of arrogant fuckheads like Paris, but not just ripping into people out of spite and boredom.
What’s happened to dry humour, the witty bitching? Just saying “yeah, she’s ugly” and “no she’s not” is so junior school.
sophia is a horse of course
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“Because she’s ugly, your honor.” And then he’ll say, “You mean because she’s a vampire?” And I’ll shrug and run out of court, because you can’t arrest what you can’t catch, baby.
LOLOLOLOL OMG THIS EDITOR IS HILARIOUS!!!
I’m not saying she is the most beautiful woman in the world, but I do think she’s attractive…even better than average. I like the fact that her teeth aren’t perfect like the average, fake, cookie-cutter woman in Hollywood.
I don’t know what the big deal is. Her teeth are messed up and she sometimes looks disheveled, but she’s okay looking. She seems like a nice enough person and at least she smiles in pics – unlike “tits on a stick” Posh or that cunty coke dealer Lohan.
Somebody, ANYBODY, please convince me that there is something, ANYTHING, attractive about this woman. Do gold coins drop out of her cooter? Does she let you bang her more attractive friends while she watches? Does she peel off her face, like TC in MI and reveal her extremely sexy real ‘fuck me’ face underneath? In private, does she disable the holograms that make her body look dirty and jacked up? C’mon, there haaaaaas to be soooomething…
the pressure in hollywood is to look like jessica f-ing simpson or thereabouts. therefore i applaud those who do their own thing. i think she’s pretty cute.
I agree #23…in pic 4…shes looks incredibly stoned (lucky bitch).
She was in Interview with the Vampire with TCLTC and Brad Jolie when she was like, 9, maybe she still hasn’t removed the fake fangs?? I dunno.
I hope Sofia is pregnant because she looks puffy.
TEAM KRISTENAGGLE DUNSTOOTH !
This is a pretty lame post, is the Superficial having a post-Lohan vag letdown?
Who cares if she has fangs? As long as she doesn’t lacerate the tip of my dong, it’s all good.
And regarding her super-floppers, I’ll tell you what: get her on her back and feed her the egg roll. Those jubblies would be slapping together like large Ziploc bags full of water.
Trust me, you’d snap a load. It would be hot.
# 37 I totally agree with your point, but please don’t say the word “cooter”, it’s just wrong man, just wrong!
@18…WTF is “i
You know you want her! Stop frontin’!
As Ace Ventura once said, “denial can be an ugly thing!”…
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You know you want her! Stop frontin’!
As Ace Ventura once said, “denial can be an ugly thing!”…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
#44 – You’re right, I really meant pussy, snatch, or twat, but I kept giggling to myself everytime I wrote cooter so I stuck with that one. Euphemisms make me smile.
So maybe it was typecasting that she was little Claudia in “Interview With The Vampire”. It’s like that short guy from “The Station Agent” or the Downs Syndrome dude Corky. The former’s always gonna be cast as a short guy, and the latter’s always gonna be cast as a Downs guy. At least KD is striking a blow for vampires everywhere.
As for the guy above who even intimated he’d put his dick in her mouth (#24), in KD’s case, it sounds about as smart as putting it in a band saw ‘just to see what it feels like.’ You gonna get bit, son!
#37
Her eyes.
Her hair.