Kirsten Dunst is really fun loving and attractive

March 7th, 2007 // 56 Comments

Jesus, when is Kirsten Dunst’s Maui vacation going to end? I can’t take this anymore. How is anybody willing to spend any time with her? “Hey guys, let’s all do this. This thing that I’m doing? It’s fun. Let’s all do it!” If there’s any sort of humanity in this world, the next set of vacation pictures will be of her getting eaten by a shark while simultaneously being punched in the face by a grizzly bear. Do they hand out Nobel Prizes for photos? Because that would so win it.

A bunch more of Kirsten Dunst acting like a jackass after the jump.


  1. scienceguy

    She’s excited becos spiderman is cumming

  2. Jiimbo

    These pictures would hurt Ray Charles eyes. Can we please stop….. They just hurt. Maybe if you get a sex video of her in the dark, then you can post it

  3. ChairmanoftheBored

    If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, are you still a moron?

  4. My God, I think she has snaggle-knees!

  5. PrettyBaby

    She’s on vacation at the beach, allrighty, just like before. Yep. Quite a story.

  6. Niecy

    What is she getting out of that bag in the trash can?

  7. PrettyBaby

    In other big news, I took an inhumanly large shit this afternoon, and wiped back-to-front because I’m angry at my boyfriend. Details at 6 o’clock (so to speak).

  8. N@ughty

    omg! her and britney should be friends. they’re both psychotic bitches!
    p.s. fish? are we gonna screw?

  9. um…#7? hahahahahahahahahahahah!
    funny shit.

    p.s. superfish? is there an answer?

  10. Button-up shorts? Really?

  11. kathleen170

    Why do people keep sending in these pictures?

  12. HollyJ

    Seriously sexy dirty elbows.

  13. Oh look, it’s Dannielynn’s real father

  14. crestlin

    she can’t help it. most white people from nothern european descent have bad teeth, worse skin, and saggy bodies. it’s simple genetics. ask sharon stone.

  15. sea

    How come Lohan never wears the same bikini twice, yet Dunst can’t seem to change hers?

  16. woodhorse

    Hey Kirsten! Want to see some slow-moving sperm?? It’s great for publicity! Go to Florida, Kirsten….

  17. supafreak

    She’s acting like a dork, dumpster diving, and has bruises on her legs? “Put your hands in the air and wave ‘em like you just don’t care. Everybody say ho”. Whitest stick chick ever!

  18. Stink

    Now that I have enough bad Kirsten Dunst photos, I’m going to make one of those daily tear off calendars and call it Snagglepuss Gone Wild. I should make hundreds. Hundreds!

  19. D'oh Eyes

    I defy anyone to say she looks good, especially about pic #7. She looks like Corey Feldman.

  20. love seeing celebs make fools of themselves

    UGH! Enough with pictures of this disgusting twat! The witty and sarcastic headline doesn’t do us any justice. I don’t care if you have Eddie Murphy writing for you do not show us anymore pictures of this bitch unless she’s dead and its the last one to see.

  21. Buffalove

    I… don’t understand?

  22. doogleberg

    how can someone be that thin and have ABSOLUTELY NO MUSCLE TONE WHATSOEVER?

  23. #1 Wait…she cummed on spiderman?

  24. licklick

    Aren’t we finished with this sexless little scamp yet?

    And don’t they have cheeseburgers in Hawaii, ’cause she certainly looks like she could use one.

  25. Carsten5577

    Question: can a human being be this ugly?

  26. 23apples

    #18.. hahaha nice!
    #25.. yes.

    I would really like to know about the dumpster diving and bruises

  27. TashaVin`

    You know what… Why the fuck not? I mean seriously, someone is always trying to catch someone doing someone er thing screwed up, why not? She’s a normal person, just with a bit more money. There’s something fucked up about all of us… more somethings for some, than others, but still…. Just hang loose! Pose and be a fucktard. It’s healthy for your soul!

  28. allyrising

    What a hagatha. She’s quite possibly the most disgusting looking woman in Hollywood, and she’s only 20 something. Just imagine what we have to look forward to when she hits 40.

  29. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    6–She is scrounging for used syringes.


  30. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    I forgot to ask, how can someone spend so much time in the sun and not get even an ounce of color???

  31. supafreak

    #19 got it right. Corey Feldman face all the way!

  32. Why all the bruises on her legs? Did she get hit with an ugly tree again?

  33. P.S. Nice spine. At least we can tell she doesn’t have scoliosis!

  34. DingleberryJam

    She’s been in Hawaii how long and still doesn’t have a tan?
    I love how she keeps the same pose for what..4 pictures while everyone else moves around her. The guy’s are politely smiling and wondering when the roofies will kick in. Not to rape her or anything, but to tie her to a surfboard covered in raw meat and drift her off into shark infested waters.

  35. boom

    meth, anyone?

  36. Dan

    Won’t some patriot take that out?

  37. I see Bobby Brown found a new lady.

  38. blpressure

    I’ll give $10,000 to anyone who can find her titties. She lost them sometime in the last 4 years. How does that happen!?

  39. murmurzz

    #7: You’re awesome!

  40. Chouli

    @35 Genius. That’s gotta be her problem.

  41. 1st picture caption: “Mentos: The Freshmaker”

  42. AmandaEqualsWhat

    is my spine supposed to stick out like hers? because it doesn’t. and now i’m worried that i’ll never be pretty and achieve the perfection ms dunst so oftly exemplifies.

  43. every day I fall more and more in love with whomever it is that writes the blurbs under these pictures! If you are a 300 lb tranny with a body odor problem….I guess I’ll just deal.

  44. lambman

    “Jesus, when is Kirsten Dunst’s Maui vacation going to end? I can’t take this anymore. ”

    Here’s an idea: Don’t post the same story three days in a row! She’s on vacation, there are pictures….how many times do you need to do a post on it? It’s not a different story, its just a different day. You might as well post every day that it’s March, or that the sky is still blue…or that Christina Augilara wears too much make-up

  45. HughJorganthethird

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: fucking tsunami’s are never around when you need them.

  46. HoraceMcTittiesworth

    Looking at her feels more painful than when I was raped by a big dude named Bubba.

  47. libertine

    i think your obsessed with kirsten dunst, posting what she does every second lol.

  48. HughJorganthethird

    Hey what’s my grandma doing out of the home? And how the hell did she get to Maui? Someone’s got some splaining to do…

  49. C

    #45 – Hahahahahahah I liked that.

    I really have to say that she’s the ugliest actress working today? No? Ok.

    a such wannabe starlet.
    in fact she still trying to be a real starlet.
    poor girl.

  50. Obsessa

    1990 called, they want their shorts and sunglasses back.

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