Eek my 65 yr. old dad has those glasses
He’s a vampire as well…
A butt-ugly, day-walking vampire.
A butt ugly, day-walking vamoire at that!
Pic#1 guys covers neck to stop her vampire bite.
Pic#2 Oh no! The arrow in the pic marks the next victim…its like The Omen…Run!
For the love of GOD why won’t this chick get some new choppers!!!! UGH! HORRIBLE!
C’mon. One Kirsten Dunst story is enough for today. I can only puke so many times…
She’s neither pretty nor talented, so why is she famous? Oh right, she sucked off Brad Pitt as a child.
In keeping with her appearence of age I will now channel my grandmother..
“that young lady is repellant I would suggest you stay away from her type”
Thanks grandma, no problem with that.
Uh, I KNOW those aren’t knee-high socks…
Hey Kristen, has anyone ever told you how motherfucking ugly you are? Yes? Oh. Ok. Nevermind.
Does she or does she not look like she ruins panties everytime she wears them? I mean totally destroys ’em – skid marks so thick you can pick out corn, gonorreah tinted vaginal secretions that look like dried guacamole, and herpes-inspired spotting that make the front look like rust-colored polka dot. To be blunt, she just never looks clean, even when dressed up.
Hurry Spidey save her from the depths of decay!
i heard kirsten likes to poop in her pants!
I’m so stupid, I can’t believe I didn’t see it before. All this time we thought that SHE was Jake Gyllenhall’s “beard” but that was only half the story. He was helping her keep her Dykeyness in the closet too. She looks like a typical, Santa Cruz/Venice Beach crunchy Granola Lesbian. (Except most of them have WAY better teeth)
She looks like the kid in first grade who you just KNEW had a shitty homelife. She does. If she wore this get-up to my daughter’s school, they’d sign her up for free and reduced meals.
It’s crazy how some people let go before aging.
In the first pic, she’s channeling Ray Charles.
Much like the expanses and limitlessness of our universe, this bitch’s hideousness knows no bounds. You can put a moustache on a dog and a cigar in his mouth and that won’t make it Groucho fucking Marx. I’d like to kick her in her nuts.
I’d still hit it!
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