Kirsten Dunst is kind of a bitch

September 5th, 2008 // 73 Comments

Kirsten Dunst currently stars in the adaptation of Toby Young’s novel How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. However, Toby was banned from the set after he made a suggestion about Kirsten’s acting. I mean, what the hell does he know about her character besides, I dunno, everything? DigitalSpy reports:

“[Dunst] overheard me giving the producer a ‘note’ on her performance in a particular scene. At the time, I didn’t think of it as a criticism, more as a helpful bit of advice, and the producer took it in that spirit. But Kirsten overheard this exchange and interpreted it as a complaint about her acting ability. It was after this, apparently, that she took Bob [Weide, director] to one side and asked if I could be kept at arm’s length in future.”

After banishing the author, Kirsten returned to doing the scene her way: Hanging upside down yelling “EEK EEK!” into a boom mic until someone gave her a mango.

Photos: Flynet

  1. Mr. Frieze

    She was right to have this guy banned. He should have been more discreet and said what he had to say out of earshot. You try holding up a multi-million dollar production with some guy whispering behind your back. I’m not saying Kirsten isn’t annoying, but this writer broke protocol and stepped way out of place.

  2. Right wing garbage should be on the curb soon

    Looks like the Republicans have destroyed this country and they still are too dumb to realize it. Insurmountable debt, globalization almost complete at least after Russia is taken over, inept cadidates, venom spewing irrationalities perpetuated by the rignt wing media. Man you character should be really proud! We’ll see how happy you are in a few more years.

  3. Styxchix

    @42 – You’re confusing Toby Maguire with Toby Young – one the actor, the other the writer……..

  4. Rainie

    Someone needs to tell her to get her teeth whitened!

  5. Tazina

    Her boobs look like a cow’s udder. Teeth, skin, hair – all bad. Acting talent – none. How did she get to be an actress? Must have been timing because it sure wasn’t looks or talent.

  6. she’s a bitch. and we’re surprised by this why?

  7. Kahvi

    Was going to say something about her needing to wear a bra, but I see that topic’s already been covered.

  8. deeper

    Here’s an idea. Both Republicans and Democrats who sit there shrieking and spewing that the other party is wrecking the whole world when they aren’t mocking a candidate’s children are useless vitriolic tards who need to be put down pronto before they infect the gene pool.

    Ah, I love being Independent.

  9. deeper

    And in other news, all the women who think they’re free spirits because they don’t wear anything to hold up their tits need to get real. Nobody likes seeing your tatas swinging low and wobbling to and fro, men or women!

  10. pantycrickets

    Hee hee. I love the hypocrisy of #58. It’s almost poetic.

    #58 is shrieking and spewing about reps & dems and then calls them “tards”– which I believe constitutes mocking a certain “wannabe VP’s” kid– and wants them all “put down pronto before they infect the whole gene pool”

    Independent of what? Certainly not hypocrisy. You can’t sling shit without gettin’ some on ya. Welcome to the dungheap.

  11. Vic

    I do not know if she is a witch, but i am absolutely sure that she is one of the most wonderfull and pretty girl in Hollywood. I am crazy about her.

  12. m.munroe

    shes an ugly mess.

  13. I have never understood on what planet she is considered attractive and/or talented. And I can’t stand her little Chicklet teeth.

  14. Who cares.

    Listen to everyone talk shit about her just makes me want to defend her. I loved her in Marie Antoinette and The Virgin Suicides and Eternal Sunshine.

    Maybe she was just trying to keep him out of her head? Having been a mediocre actor in the past, I’ve had problems with overcompensating to make other people happy, which often lead to inauthentic choices. Dude should have kept his convo private in the first place.

    Again, we have no idea if this story is true. People love to hate on her. I think it’s unfair.

  15. I care.

    Bitch could open a can of peas wit dem teef. She gotta jacked up grill, no doubt.

  16. voracious

    Why does everyone hate her, because they think she’s ugly? I like her…just cuz everyone hates her lol

  17. well she is ok as Mary Jane I dont like anything else
    XOXO

  18. With a smile like that she could charm any director into giving her her way… he was in fear of being mauled to death.

  19. Gourmet Vagina

    The last two pictures are amazing . . .the girl in gray is simultaneously pulling off both a Kirsten Dunst AND Heidi Montag impression!

  20. Toby

    All I did was suggest she pick her tits up off the floor for the scene. I thought it was distracting to the scene for her nipples to be all dirty…

  21. Paul

    She’s gone south quicker than Palin’s credibility. Those tats are nasty and the glasses would look better on a dead tramp… oh wait!…..

  22. Shannon

    Wow, she has turkey neck….. on her arms!

  23. NY Ted

    Message to all the homely bitches out there in Lala land.

    See…you too can become a hollywood star someday too!

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