Kirsten Dunst is kind of a bitch

September 5th, 2008 // 73 Comments

Kirsten Dunst currently stars in the adaptation of Toby Young’s novel How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. However, Toby was banned from the set after he made a suggestion about Kirsten’s acting. I mean, what the hell does he know about her character besides, I dunno, everything? DigitalSpy reports:

“[Dunst] overheard me giving the producer a ‘note’ on her performance in a particular scene. At the time, I didn’t think of it as a criticism, more as a helpful bit of advice, and the producer took it in that spirit. But Kirsten overheard this exchange and interpreted it as a complaint about her acting ability. It was after this, apparently, that she took Bob [Weide, director] to one side and asked if I could be kept at arm’s length in future.”

After banishing the author, Kirsten returned to doing the scene her way: Hanging upside down yelling “EEK EEK!” into a boom mic until someone gave her a mango.

Photos: Flynet

  1. Toby

    All I said was “Could we have a little less snaggletooth?”

  2. tp

    Sweet baby Jesus, when is she going to stop wearing those NASTY hidious glasses?!?! Buy a bra, bitch. Get your teeth fixed. God I hate her. Worthless.

  3. mimi

    Fish bites worse!

  4. second

    And if the shoe fits. . .

  5. Deacon Jones


  6. quake

    ..but… she IS a horrible actress.

  7. Bob

    What’s up with “banning” people???

    That’s as crazy as trying to ban “offensive” books from the public library. Who the fuck would try to do that in this day and age???

    Wait, that’s right – mayor Palin.

    She also thinks creationism should be taught in science classes.

    I’m definitely going to vote for her…to go back to making tardbabies. One day, she will run for president…of the legion of tardbabies.

  8. Rod

    That was kind of a stretch Bob. Nice try at a segway though. I want to preemptively thank you for turning this into another retarded internet political debate.

  9. Randal

    Authors. HA! What do they know about acting and how difficult it is to stay in character. Don’t let anyone tell you how to bring your character to life Kirsten. Good for you.


  10. sla

    I was going to comment on her yellow teeth, saggy boobs and fugly glasses, but #2 covered that. So I will just add this.

    That damned skirt should be burned.

  11. grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    What a fucking BITCH, as a writer I could not be more disgusted.

    What the fuck is it “ugly blonde whore’s who have old lady body parts day”, iImean fuck my 90 year old grandma has perkier boobs than this disease.

  12. dirtycuban

    My boy got into a scuffle with one of her “friends” because her “friend” thought my fellow new yorker pal was “too mean” by saying he hated anyone from LA. She tried to butt into the conversation but he told her stuff it. She looks haggered in person boy. She’s from Point Pleasant , NJ, that says it all.

  13. dirtycuban

    My boy verbally bitch-slapped one of her Kirsten Dunst and Company at some party downtown because her “friend” thought my fellow new yorker pal was being “too mean” by saying he hated anyone from LA. She tried to butt into the conversation but he told her stuff it. She looks haggered in person, believe dat, photos do no justice. She’s from Point Pleasant , NJ, that says it all.

  14. grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    I mean

  15. Cookie

    @7. You are irrelevant. You know why I don’t give a shit about Palin one way or the other? Because THIS IS THE SUPERFISH, not some boring ass politico blog. Spare us your craprants and ignorant bullshit like “tardbabies.” Fuck you for that totally unnecessary and vulgar lack of compassion.

    It’s probably hard growing up in whatever hole you crawled out of, so here’s some helpful instruction on how to write a responsive Superfish comment:

    a. “Dunst is a yucky snaggletooth.” (or)
    b. “I’d bone the girl next to her in a heartbeat.”


  16. Andy

    She’s the color of the Republican convention.

  17. Sarah Palin


  18. obammy

    Hi Revrend Jessay Jackalson. Race pimps see color.

  19. Marvin

    So, who’s the open-mouthed chick KD is with in the last 2 pics? She looks yummy.

  20. The United Color of Republican

    Speaking to reporters Thursday, Rep. Lynn Westmoreland of Grantville, Ga., described the Obamas as members of an “elitist-class … that thinks that they’re uppity,” according to The Hill, a Capitol Hill newspaper.

    Asked to clarify whether he intended to use the word, he said, “Yeah, uppity.”

    In a statement Friday, Westmoreland — a white man who was born in 1950 and raised in the segregated South — said he didn’t know that “uppity” was commonly used as a derogatory term for blacks seeking equal treatment. Instead, he referred to the dictionary definition of the word as describing someone who is haughty, snobbish or has inflated self-esteem.

    Westmoreland is one of the most conservative members of Congress. He has drawn criticism from civil rights advocates on a number of issues, including last year when he led opposition to renewing the 1965 Voting Rights Act. He also was one of two House members last year who opposed giving the Justice Department more money to crack unsolved civil rights killings.

  21. I’m no fan of that outfit.

  22. I’m no fan of that outfit.

  23. havoc

    She was drunk.


  24. majority of superficial readers

    Oprah’s uppity too. If we want to put a white girl on her show, she better do it, or else we’ll hook her up to an F-150 for some asphalt surfing.

  25. michele20

    Yeah I pretty much hate everything that she is wearing. I think I saw it on a homeless person in Atlanta the other day. And those glasses are fit for a trash can…

  26. Bitch Please

    I’ve seen nice boobs in the pages of National Geographic.

  27. rough daddy

    When is she going to put some muscle tone on that boney ass,,,has she done anything since “interview with a vampire”?

  28. Bitch Please

    I’ve seen nicer boobs in the pages of National Geographic.

  29. Seriously...

    How is this nasty bitch famous in the first place?

  30. Agent Smith

    Let’s not forget about her nasty ass skin. I’ve seen year old sticks of glue in kindergarten that look more edible than her.

  31. obama cultists

    Is this the board for politically correct limp-wristed liberal race pimps? You guilty white liberal trash go to your dailykooks website

  32. Ted from LA

    You know it’s time to go to the dentist when your skin is whiter than your teeth.

  33. multi-cult queerdos

    The Republican convention looked like an episode of Friends or Sex in the City or any other show that the white liberals love to watch.

  34. Ted from LA

    ….or to the tanning booth… whichever it cheaper.

  35. “Is this the board for politically correct limp-wristed liberal race pimps?”

    Ha, the truth hurts, doesn’t it, pea-brain.

  36. toast

    I want to see her naked cause I like the taste of puke in my mouth.

  37. travis bicle

    Saggy tits, Saggy tits, what are they feeding you?

  38. Anexio

    I talked to her once at a film festival and she smelled like my grandfathers colostomy bag.

    And she looks, in person, much much older than she really is.

    “She gross”, as my alter ego would say.

  39. Holyfuck


    Not even remotely attractive.

  40. J@cko

    Is it me or are her boobs covering the belly button in picture #1?

  41. So she starred in Spiderman with him and then threw him off the set of the movie he wrote?

    She is really a jerk.

  42. HankTheDwarf

    Wow her tits are already saggy. She’s going to age horribly like Melanie Griffith.

  43. Natalie

    she has saggy boobs

  44. Harry

    I’d still tap that…but the clock is definitely ticking.

  45. Sandy

    The girl can’t act. She’s been playing the same role now for ten years, and all of her lines are delivered in that same insipid, cow-eyed manner that first impressed critics in Interview with a Vampire. She ruined the first Spiderman movie for the (the lame plots ruining the sequels). All I could think is “how can they expect us to think she’s a renown supermodel when her teeth jutt out like a sabertooth tiger and her body looks like it’s being held up with Spanx and Wonderbras?” Note to Kirsten: ugly people really can’t pull off bitchy as there’s no payoff in the end.

  46. bosendorfer

    “Love that Joker!”

    “She’s been using…Brand Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.”

  47. Seriously...


    Dude, I spit coke through my nose onto my keyboard at your comment. LOVEd Jack as the Joker!!!

  48. bitemebitch


  49. uppity obammies

    Guilty white liberals are obsessed with color and tend to project their own racism onto others to make themselves feel better. It could be their own lack of color that makes them obsessed with race. They really are a mentally ill group that should also qualify as a minority, which explains the reason they support affirmative racism.

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