Kirsten Dunst is in denial

October 12th, 2006 // 110 Comments

Kirsten Dunst says she isn’t obsessed with her weight or working out because she enjoys having curves and looking “sexy” rather than “sleazy.” She tells the Scottish Daily Record:

“I eat healthily. I do Pilates and my mom has a cross-training machine, which I use, but I don’t work out regularly. I like having a few curves. I like being sexy, not sleazy.”

There are a lot of words I’d use to describe Kirsten Dunst. ‘Sexy’ isn’t one of them. Unless prefaced by ‘not’ or ‘very not’ or ‘indescribably not.’ I’m starting to think somebody replaced her mirror with a life-sized poster of Alessandra Ambrosio and she hasn’t figured it out yet, because there’s no way she can look into a mirror, see what I’m seeing, and have the word ‘sexy’ pop into her head. It’s physically impossible, like being sexually attracted to Robin Williams.

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  1. kenzier

    #30

    If the new requirement for ‘unconventional beauty’ is looking like the waxy corpse of a former trailer-dweller, then she totally fits the bill.

    Meanwhile, Kirsten Dunst is coming far out of left field with her delusions. She needs something to bring her back down to our planet. Preferably some lovely concrete shoes.

  2. JB Fletcher

    oh mi god.
    her face looks like lumpy vanilla pudding,with teeth.
    i hate fake tan,but now i can see why it was invented.somebody buy her some.please.

    and if she thinks that knee hi catholic school girl socks are sexy worn with a denim diaper,i think its fair to say she may be a delusional schizophrenic and should be treated to some bilateral electric shock therapy.

    im looking out for her wellbeing people,and ours.

  3. Krysten_B

    If she was wearing a bra, lost the stocking and shoes, maybe a new jacket, then she’d look all right. I like her hair… and at least she’s not huge.

  4. mylene

    i actually think she is sexy.

  5. I think she’s pretty, and somewhat sexy.

    She’s quite skinny though. I think she’d look good with a bit more meat on her bones.

  6. purplepuppy

    (sarcastic tone) Oh yes…she’s VERY curvy.

  7. LaydeeBug

    A hahaha, hahahaha, (chokes) he hahehehaha…sex…pffft…hahahaha

  8. xplayoboyx

    ok in these pics she doesnt look that good but i think she gorgeous

  9. ImaniOU

    I looked really hard and I swear the only part of her that’s curvy are her knees.

  10. yeah, more like she likes looking like a tomato face!

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