Kirsten Dunst is in denial

October 12th, 2006 // 110 Comments

Kirsten Dunst says she isn’t obsessed with her weight or working out because she enjoys having curves and looking “sexy” rather than “sleazy.” She tells the Scottish Daily Record:

“I eat healthily. I do Pilates and my mom has a cross-training machine, which I use, but I don’t work out regularly. I like having a few curves. I like being sexy, not sleazy.”

There are a lot of words I’d use to describe Kirsten Dunst. ‘Sexy’ isn’t one of them. Unless prefaced by ‘not’ or ‘very not’ or ‘indescribably not.’ I’m starting to think somebody replaced her mirror with a life-sized poster of Alessandra Ambrosio and she hasn’t figured it out yet, because there’s no way she can look into a mirror, see what I’m seeing, and have the word ‘sexy’ pop into her head. It’s physically impossible, like being sexually attracted to Robin Williams.


  1. amy


  2. amy

    so this is what she calls sexy ?

  3. Anida S. Hower

    first please

  4. combustion8

    umm yuck?

  5. Libraesque

    BAARF. She is so dirty and so nasty, and I don’t think having a body like a thirteen year old boy constitutes as sexy. Scarlett=sexy confident, and actually does have curves. Drunst is just ICKY

  6. captainwalker

    She rocks. You people couldn’t get laid on a pig farm.

  7. pinky_nip

    Nothing says “sexy” like my Grandfather loafers.

  8. BarbadoSlim

    Dunst is one rough looking trick, and now it appears she’s lost her sanity as well.

  9. RichPort

    Fire the stylist. She looks like Billy Corgan in a fucked up wig.

  10. combustion8


    some people have no standards.

  11. Sexy is in the eye of the beholder and I am way sexier then she is or any of you.

  12. Ruby

    What is with the knee-highs and clogging shoes?? Well, that’s just a tad sleazy, if you ask me.

  13. jesusandeinstien

    “She is way below my standards she has very sharp knees”

  14. This bitch has a “Dr Suess” face………

  15. BarbadoSlim

    #11… if those are your pictures honey, the only beholders who will find you sexy are those who enjoy pasty porkers.

    Not my cup o’ tea, but don’t worry I’m sure a lot of folks from cattle country are looking for companionship.

    Welcome to the Superfish

  16. bigponie

    I bet she glows in the dark, she needs a tan.

  17. bigponie

    #11 you are one creepy looking chick, no ponie ride for you, baby.

  18. BigJim


    Free Willy called. He wants to know if you’re available for dinner this Saturday.

    Jessica: planning any mass murders in the near future? In case you didn’t know, vampire freaks is linked to the Dawson College shooting in Montreal last month, plus a 13-year-old girl and her boyfriend killing her parents in southern Alberta last year. You people, and I say that with as much disdain as humanly possible, are seriously fucked up and need to conduct your murder-suicides in reverse order.

    Go to hell now please.


    Ah, I used to wear those socks. Then I got jumped by a bunch of vatos.

  20. MalynLaReina

    i happen to be sexually attracted to robin williams.


    my therapist is currnetly helping me through many issues, hopefully one day i’ll be sane…

  21. BarbadoSlim

    Is it a full moon or something, freaks are coming out of the woodwork. And you know #20, any zoo with a gorilla cage can satiate your Williams fetish. It’ll give you a pounding and probably make you laugh with it’s antics, something that Williams hasn’t done in years.

  22. #11 – If you are going to use this site to spam your totally fucking lame-ass vampire bullshit site, at least have something to say. Dumb vampire bitch. – Vampire-free for over 20 years.

    PS – Kirsten Dunst and David Spade were seperated at birth.

  23. commissioner

    As I sit here, sniffling, with red, puffy eyes and a sore throat, drinking lukewarm cocoa like Vodka, I feel better knowing Kirsten and Jessica think they are sexy.

    Kirsten is just plain crazy and Jessica has a bad dye job and lives in her parent’s basement.

    Ferret, once again, you give me reason to drag myself out of bed and put on a smoking hot suit and fierce shoes to go to the office.

    “Vampire-free for over 20 years”.

  24. krisdylee

    # 11: You are a living, breathing, walking fad.

  25. BigJim


    I thought she was a living, breathing, piece of shit.

  26. Starfruit Gossip

    I can’t stand those socks.

  27. Desire comes from the mind, but visual stimulation can help and wearing this outfit is hard to overcome.

  28. RichPort

    I have lost extreme amounts of respect for Peter Parker.

  29. luxy

    Big Jim, I think I may now be in love with you – “need to conduct your murder-suicides in reverse order” – absolute class.

  30. meatus

    she’s hot in an unconventional way. ordinary folks just don’t have the brain cells to grasp it. that’s why they’re boring and repetitive (see above, or, well, anything in the archives)

  31. BarbadoSlim

    Well I think that you’re just an idiot #30 and a very conventional one, since you think that Kirsten Dunst is “hot”

  32. You would think all her mirrors are shattered

  33. jrzmommy

    Snaggletooth’s outfit SCREAMS sexy. Mmm mmm MMM! Knee socks and stragglie hair
    Jessica Ellis’s lover, pictured here, is also very sexy:

  34. no one you know

    She does look like Billy Corgan in that first pic…or Gollum with trendy shades.

  35. sonya

    Remember when Smeagol started degenerating and morphing into the freakish, thin-lipped creature called Gollum?

    I see Kirsten already carries her “Precious” around her neck.

  36. commissioner

    Jeez-louise! Jrz- what the fuck? How in the hell did you get that picture? What is it?

    Damn. I was almost scared healthy.

  37. sonya

    DAMN YOU, #34, you stole my thundah!

  38. sonya

    @33 Ah ha ha ha!

    That would explain the “Sexy is in the eye of the beholder” line. You can’t really judge “sexy” if your eyes resemble a goldfishes’.

  39. here

    Two words: “Michael Jackson”. Simple pattern recognition, ladies and gentlemen.

  40. jrzmommy

    Commish, sonya, etc…That’s Brian Peppers–child molester. So, since he is a child molester, it’s okay to make fun of him and wish horrendous shit on him. Normally, someone that looks like that deserves butt loads of pity, but not this time. This one deserves a firing squad.

  41. pinky_nip

    I’ve said this before, but I have the distinct pleasure of residing in the same town as Brian Peppers. He molested his cousin with salad tongs.


  42. commissioner

    I’m not going to be able to choke down my chicken pot pie my assistant just brought me.

  43. commissioner


    Did your Guats enjoy their stay at Casa La Mish? Those brats acted like they had never seen the inside of a house, much less a toilet brush.

  44. unshavenfan

    Your crazy. This gal is “F”ing HOT!

  45. jrzmommy

    41–is he in jail?

  46. RichPort

    This is what Mr. Peppers was wearing when he reeled Jessica Ellis in. That lucky beeotch!

  47. biatcho

    She is such a repulsive bridge troll. That’s all I can say because her filth is repugnant & leaves me speechless.

    Brian peppers on the other hand is a fine piece of ACE!

  48. RichPort

    Commish – They actually have never seen the inside of a house, unless you count a dank basement as a house that is. I usually blindfold them then lock them right in the bathroom.

  49. ThisSiteSucksBalls

    Why don’t you people (yes, the people posting all day long), get jobs? I’m serious. Please post serious responses (as to why you don’t get jobs instead of posting for free all day) below.


  50. Justin Igger

    Dis bitch pussy smells like burnt grits

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