Kirsten Dunst is ignorant

she sucks.

She’s stupid.

They’re FROGS.

Who cares?

She didn’t understand why she couldn’t say “Bring it” to the French who wanted to behead her character in the movie.

Dumb. Hasn’t she ever heard of researching for a role??

Go figure. Dr. Sunken Tits doesn’t know shit about Marie Antoinette. And lawd knows, if I got that part I wouldn’t do any research. I’d just play stupid and blame it on my elementary school. I bet what she doesn’t know could fill the Staples Center.

They were just saying “Boo-rns!”
Ha! They were booing her because she’s ugly and her teeth make me mad.

I’m not surprised.

At least she’s stupid enough to advertise her ignorance so I can laugh at her. It’s also the worst kind of ignorance – willful.

Dumb bitch.

Also, that hair color looks like crap (Jessica Simpson made a better red-head, and that didn’t go over well) and she needs a tan. My long dead great-great grandmother had better fashion sense.

Kirsten Dunst is just a stupid skank. Now, Lohan, there’s someone with the whole package. Moi.

You’re going to throw empty soda cups and popcorn at me, but I thought she looked cute in Spiderman. Otherwise she always looks like a trainwreck.

I think it isn’t her fault really, living under a bridge and eating children and billy goats doesn’t leave a lot of time for study.

I taught high school history for a year and had a girl ask me (in all seriousness), “Which one was Hitler and which one was Napoleon? I can never remember.” I tried to mime putting my right hand inside my waistcoat for Napoleon, then switch it to the sieg heil for Hitler. Someday, she’ll be in Congress.

Heck I’m happy to hear that SOME schools are still teaching American History…I thought it had all been replaced by self esteem seminars and sexual harrassment training.

On a side note…do you think she lists “Beard for closeted actors” on her resume?

Umm, hello? Napoleon was not the Cap’n Crunch guy, he’s a short dead dude. And George Washington had wooden teeth and chased Moby Dick. Don’t forget the salad dressing dude, Caesar.

Didn’t anyone take Mr. Ryan’s World History at San Dimas High?

If you were going to portray such a historical person, any you didn’t know anything about them, wouldn’t you research like a halfway decent actress???

What a moron

and**

I thought George had cow teeth.
I took that class, but spent most of my time out back getting stoned with Bill S. Preston, Esquire, and Ted Theodore Logan.

#14 – Maybe if they had done better research during casting, they could have cast a halfway decent actress.

You put two dumbfucks together to make a movie and this is the result. Just because Sophia Coppola is Francis Ford’s kid, does not automatically make her a great director.

For god’s sake look at her acting in the Godfather III. She couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag in that movie. DISGRACE to the Godfather series!!!!

BTW, when Kirsten was in Interview with a Vampire as a kid, why did she decide to KEEP those teeth?

When asked about Spiderman 3, she replied, “I think Mark McGwire prepared himself for his role as Batwoman more than the other two films. Don’t think because I play Lois Lane I didn’t have to do my homework. It’s a challenge every time you take on a character that has one leg and is blind. But Lassie made the set a lot of fun for me because the Hulk is so big, he just looks funny with a pet bird.”

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I thought the Caesar salad dressing dude was Paul Newman? Man, now I’m really confused.

Maybe she’ll play Joan of Arc next. Don’t you think being with all those animals on a boat would be neato? For reals.

I love saying “for reals”. It makes me feel so chola.

and to think this chick gets to bone hot guys like jake gyllenhaal…makes hot chicks like me wonder…

LOL #18

Marie Antoinette didn’t say ‘Let them eat cake

At least she is ugly AND stupid. Why the hell doesnt she fix her sick teeth? It’s not like she doesnt have the money!!

Crunchberries.

Wow, this is what I call intelligent dialogue. I’m not a huge fan of Kirsten Dunst, but at least I do my research before bashing a movie I haven’t even seen. The widely-reported booing wasn’t exactly accurate (but then we don’t read thesuperficial for accuracy do we now).

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060525/FILMFESTIVALS01/60525001

Kirsten’s gorgeous, you’re jealous. And it surprises me that anyone cares about french history!

Every time I see Ms Snaggletooth I can’t help but wonder if her parents had any kids that lived. What a waste.

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No, we don’t. We read it for “shits and giggles”.

Hollywood fails to deliver AGAIN, here they had a perfectly good chance to educate the american people by decapitating Kirsten Dumb at the end.

Whatever happened to historical accuracy?

Okay, I read about it and it’s POSSIBLE that Marie Antoinette said that, but no proof has been found… but how do you find proof of what someone says? I still believe she said it.

http://ask.yahoo.com/20021122.html

That’s my newtag phrase, instead of “I Am Bananas”… it’s “Let ‘em eat cake”.

Aren’t the French anti-American?

Okay, then how about I don’t care about any French history other than that that has to do with American history.

Yay!!!! And Youdont_need_no_chocolate delivers a bucket full of class again! Ghetto style.

STFU

youdont_need_no_chocolate reads it because she has nothing else to do all day.

#28
yep i am jealous; jealous of her gross skanky teeth, her pale transparent skin, her boobs that manage to be both small and sink down to her knees (can someone explain how she manages to do this??) and her amazing movie career to date (Did anyone else think that Bring It On was really encapsulated the cultural zeitgeist of when it was made?)
http://celebreligion.com

lol#37… But I kind of liked Bring It On. And I never noticed the other stuff, but that’s funny.

youdont_need_no_chocolate reads it because she has nothing else to do all day…

Seriously, lives in the ghetto and has no job. Stays on the computer 24/7… no friends, no hobbies, NOTHING to do.. all around lazy. Probably with the TV running Maury Povich.

And I wouldn’t be advertising that myspace page anymore. Just a hint.

****(seems to be bi-polar now)****

I’m nauseated – how Lame!

I like cholas, with their shaved eyebrows, then heavily penciled in replacements. Nothing is better. That was my entire high school in Ontario.

The funny thing is how Sofia Coppola and the celebutard cumbucket brigade that’s running hollywood at this moment are EXACTLY like the French aristocracy that was overthrown in the Revolution.

American masses take note.

#18– Pinky_nip… It is a true shame that the Godfather Boxset includes #3… I have never understood the relevance of the incestual partnering between her and her cousin. It is the worst portrayal of Italian-Americans, and that is pretty intense when you examine the rest of the content of the Godfather… Her acting is disgusting, my mind refers to the scene in the kitchen with her and Andy Garcia making gnocci’s. She is stating that she is frightened for her father… the look on her face is pitifull. There is no credit to her character’s emotions… I want to vomit when they kiss. She should have been permanantly banned from films after that movie was released.

For the last time, Iambananas I am Bananas and bananad and lambananas and I are NOT THE SAME PERSON! I don’t know who started that, ubt it’s not true and you can give it up.

And…

youdont_need_no_chocolate reads it because she has nothing else to do all day…

Seriously, lives in the ghetto and has no job. Stays on the computer 24/7… no friends, no hobbies, NOTHING to do.. all around lazy. Probably with the TV running Maury Povich.

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Definition of a chola, from my post in the Gwen thread:

Mexican girl who dresses like a gangsta, has penciled in eyebrows, wears black lipstick, has crunchy, over-moussed hair, usually with voluminous, teased bangs, employs the phrases, “Oh, I know, huh?”, “It’s so PEEEERTY”, “They don’t let choo go cruisin’ or nothin”, and gives shout-outs to her homegirls and her boyfriend Spooky who’s in prison, but who she loves so much and misses, on the Art Leboe’s Oldie Show.

*creeeeeeeeepy*

Whipper… you liked “Bring It On” and you are manorexic… I can form my own conclusions to your orientation and state of mind… All you do is try to establish that you are in the position where you can criticize other people due to their economic standing… that’s super-classy. We all really enjoy your company here on the Superfish. BTW, do you have any formal education to back up your strong words?

@43. Well spoken. Another ridiculous scene is when Michael tells her, when they are in Italy, that she can no longer see him and she runs off with her basket. She looks like a front-runner in the special olympics. UGH! And the continuous running of the fingers through the hair.

Can you just imagine her directing. “Ah yeah, I think that looks fab, but touch your hair more” *starring dreamily off in the distance*

Wow, another fugly no-talent “starlet” who doesn’t know a fucking thing and doesn’t expect people to hate her for it. Why are people even surprised by this shit anymore?

I would have booed her at Cannes just for the hideous color of her hair. I wasn’t aware Clairol had a new color called “Trailer Trash Incest Cousins # 77.”

Don’t forget ladies and gentlemen how Ms. Coppola actually acted out the moment when the soul separated from her character’s body:

“dAAaad….uh” thud.