These are shots of Kirsten Dunst for the latest campaign for fashion house Miu Miu. I came up with some slogans:
Miu Miu: For the pigmentally-challenged lady.
Miu Miu: Cocaine is aww yeah!
Miu Miu: Sometimes you have to climb to fashion. Or lay on the floor and stare at yourself in a circular mirror. We don’t even know.
Miu Miu: Picture the Matrix but as a play starring Kirsten Dunst. That’s how our handbags will make you feel – but with more hula hoop.
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The Powermuff girls | January 18, 2008 at 4:18 pm
vomit
Racer X | January 18, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Interesting.
/and no she doesn’t look like Billy Corgan
Mike | January 18, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I would like to get my freak on with her
grobpilot | January 18, 2008 at 4:20 pm
if she whipped her tits out, I might be slightly more impressed
surroundedby idiots | January 18, 2008 at 4:20 pm
second
first
third
no idea!!!!
haha | January 18, 2008 at 4:21 pm
oh c’mon Superfish, you know you think she’s hot because she’s showing some skin. You always find hot any woman that shows some skin even when they are uglier than a fart.
SaraDevil | January 18, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I keep thinking Mui Mui, it’s what’s for dinner.
But that can’t be right.
Bill Clinton | January 18, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Ah I can’s stand this pretencious arsty crackhead nasty shit. Fucking aweful. Hillary threw out all my playboys, juggs, and juicy big buts magazines… now they know what classic lady art is all about.
This is just depressin’ I’m gonna go find the stash I hide in my sax and go inhale. God I’m lonely.
P.S. HCDNLTC but BCLTP
slap-happy | January 18, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Congratulations…you are skinny, white and freaky looking enough to be in a Miu Miu ad campaign.
slap-happy | January 18, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Congratulations…you are skinny, white and freaky looking enough to be in a Miu Miu ad campaign.
p0nk | January 18, 2008 at 4:25 pm
wow… Letterman is hiring zombie-vampire-clowns to replace his “Will It Float” girls?
D. Richards (Masturbator.) | January 18, 2008 at 4:26 pm
No shit; Kirsten’s so translucent white, you can actually see heart.
She’s like a giant salamander!
KickRocks | January 18, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Miu Miu: How Much Coke Could A Vampire Snort If A Vampire Could Snort Coke
megs | January 18, 2008 at 4:36 pm
she’s not that bad!
Frank Booth | January 18, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet!
23apples | January 18, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Miu Miu: when you need that perfect outfit for your cirque du soleil interview
steve | January 18, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Vapid cunt.
by the way, whoever made up the post about Britney’s “Gorilla Butthole” is my new hero. I can’t get it out of my mind.
farty | January 18, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Farty fart fart!
The Powermuff girls | January 18, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Miu Miu: When clowns just aren’t scary enough.
Whatever | January 18, 2008 at 4:54 pm
At least she found a few poses in which her boobs actually don’t look saggy. I imagine if it ever occured to her to wear a bra while in normal situations such as standing upright and/or walking, she might not look as repulsive. Keeping her mouth shut and those crazy eyes hidden behind oversized sunglasses also help. And now I’m done criticizing boring and ugly celebrities for the day.
krystal-ie | January 18, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I love these clever comments everyone leaves – even articles on boring celebrities are fun to read – and make my day suck a little bit less.
Ted from LA | January 18, 2008 at 4:59 pm
And to think I coveted her tits in Spiderman. Steve, it was Oprah’s gorilla butthole, not Brits (but, I guess if the primate fits…)…
cowgirl more fashionably late than Kirsten | January 18, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Miu Miu sells whorehouse manequins?
lemonfresh | January 18, 2008 at 5:00 pm
if they were going to airbrush her that much, why didn’t they just use a patrick nagel painting for their ad?
Mike | January 18, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Where have you been Cowgirl? I have missed you!!
Mike | January 18, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Cowgirl is hot!!
smart ass cowgirl | January 18, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Hey Mike,
Well, I haven’t been laying around with my legs adorned in weird lacey boots and a bow in my hair!
teriyaki333 | January 18, 2008 at 5:15 pm
I’m blinded!
FromOutOfNoWhere | January 18, 2008 at 5:22 pm
tacky, no titts, no azz, Girl got nothing.
Mike | January 18, 2008 at 5:29 pm
That is good where have you been laying around?
Auntie Kryst | January 18, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Sure these pictures are creepy but not creepy enough! They need the midget from Twin Peaks.
Sophie | January 18, 2008 at 5:31 pm
For the first time, Fish actually made me laugh with
Cocaine is awww yeah!
Mick | January 18, 2008 at 5:34 pm
This is horrible news. Why are you posting this?
Bozidar The Perv | January 18, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Ass-fisting would be an activity I would partake with her.
Oh and by the way, it’s her ass and my fist.
And later, cleaning up that dirty poophole with some of my best piss-drink.
yummy !
Jimmy Doe (John Doe's little brother) | January 18, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Miu Miu: For the pigmentally-challeged lady.
you forgot the N in challenged, dude, there goes your reputation!
Ilovepalechicks | January 18, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Damn shes hot!
The Stud | January 18, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Love her fair skin. I bet she’s nice and soft everywhere. Get at me hotty.
granada | January 18, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Hey, she was great in “Interview with the Vampire.”
J Soll | January 18, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Here’s the amazing thing: between Britney’s zombiewear, Lindsay’s sausage casing and Amy Winehouse’s clown costume, Kirsten Dunst is officially The Superficial’s Best-Dressed Woman of the Day.
Hang on, I have to answer the door – oh look, it’s The Apocalypse! Well, hi!
Hemlock Queen | January 18, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I don’t know what’s wrong with you guys. She looks beautiful, and I love her milky white skin. The sixth pick looks so cool. Great ad shots. No wonder the stupid models get the boot. I’d rather look at a real chick than a skeletor, although she’s slender anyway, but not anorexic. There, now hate on me for liking her. I don’t care.
Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation | January 18, 2008 at 6:49 pm
My-My …
Wonderous how they can just air brush away the pole she’s using and not the clown suit.
But hell … I’d still hit it
p0nk | January 18, 2008 at 7:05 pm
lilly allen miscarried. one less confused celeb child to contend with.
chriso | January 18, 2008 at 7:08 pm
I hope they paid the re-toucher who did these photos a shitload of money.
Josh | January 18, 2008 at 7:08 pm
If you ever have the misfortune of seeing kirstin dunst in person, gouge your eyes out before staring directly at her. I’ve seen better looking corpses dug out of the ground at Auschwitz.
me | January 18, 2008 at 7:14 pm
I don’t understand why every woman has to be leather skin tanned to be beautiful.
This pictures are awesome.
put the ugly people in the back | January 18, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I bet Marilyn Mansons hand is really tired today. Wair what am I talking about it’s Marilyn the freak show not a normal douche so I should say I bet his back is very sore and his mouth is really tired.
He should date Kirsten after he’s done destroying that other pale blond chick who should know better. The only way that couple could get any uglier is if they threesomed with Amy Swinehouse.
JustBuzzed | January 18, 2008 at 7:39 pm
She’s one of those stars that I just don’t understand why she’s famous. I guess chicks dig her since she is in no way threatening to them. I’d rather put my penis in a rusty bear trap (and no I don’t mean Britney)
http://theunsoberlife.com
steve aka Gorilla Butthole | January 18, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Hey Ted from L.A…..it’s even better that it’s Oprah’s gorilla butthole. Now I’m really dying. Crap, that’s funny. Was that you?
mimi | January 18, 2008 at 7:55 pm
SHE LOOKS GOOD!
Ript1&0 | January 18, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I LOVE the set’s lush colors. But her effort is so… contrived.
You’ve gotta be authentic if you want this shit to work, not just high and thin.
Plus, yeah, someone already has the “trying to be Dita Von Teese” thing covered.