Kirsten Dunst is almost too beautiful

So some of the reasons you cited for never wanting to live in the US were school shootings (Dunblane, check!), terrorist attacks (Lockerbie, check!) poverty (check!)
shitty weather (Scotland, check check check!!!!)

it doesn’t give a fuck about its people it alny gives a fuck about money.

watch Fahrenheit 9/11

Farenheit 9/11….by Michael Moore…a liberal fucking communist conspiracy theorist? That’s your source? You’re a goddammed joke.

And as for not caring about people…let’s look at CREDIBLE sources of the USA’s foreign aid…..monetary and otherwise. How do you want to do this…you wanna go by decade? Annualy? Per natural disaster? Private philanthropy? How much does Scotland give to malaria research? Global AIDS research? Hmm?? How many Scottish billionaires are there like Bill Gates in the world? How many Scottish relief teams go to places like Bam, Iran and the Pacific Rim for earthquakes and tsunamis?

shut up. both your countries suck.

You know who were the first ones into the Gulf region when Katrina hit? Private American Citizens. Not our gov’t. Our citizens….regular Americans. I tell you what….there’s nobody more generous in this world than Americans. And don’t you fucking forget it, either.

Hey Jizz mommy or what ever the fuck u call yourself

100 post’s in a day is not “being sarcastic”

It’s just pathetic, in a point and laugh kind of way.

157–Do you honestly think I care what YOU think about me? really? And I never said I was being sarcastic, oh master of reading comprehension. get a real point and then give me a buzz.

well were fucking apart of Britain we work together so we all do that fuck sake man calm down a bit your getting a bit to emotional.

1-800-END-THIS-HELL

dont cry

i agree with 155.
a mean my country is quite shite but america is way shiter

No, pal….I’m not talking about the entire UK…you wanna shit all over my country, then I want to hear specifically what Scotland does for the world that the US doesn’t….not the entire UK. I want to hear examples of Scottish generosity.

Scotland don’t got shit on the U.S. Bye fuckbag…go back to bitterland!

it all goes together you fucking twat there aint no point in being united if you are going to work separately .

It’s all united when you want to take credit for shit you don’t do. lightweight.

Okay, then I guess we can start screaming at Scotland to get the fuck out of Iraq and stop being aggressors. Why won’t your country get out of Iraq? You’re killing babies in Iraq? Why did your country ever go to Iraq? You’re horrible for that! Hey, your fearless leader is right in line with W.!!! Blair and W. BEST BUDS! Allies!!!

Hey, the UK did a real number on the continent of Africa with colonization! Way to go Scotland!

look i know my country is quite shit listen to u fucking bascilly saying America is the best country in the fucking word when its not thats what im trying to tell you, you arsehole
get a grip your country is the WORST free country in the world
and please tell me what shite have i takin credit for your just talking pish now son

at least were talking our troops out of iraq this year

i do know that we have the best army in the world so ha .. ha … ha

I never said my country was the best country in the world….but we’re not as bad as all you jerkoffs say we are. You’re the one who started the day off with quotes from our president and your fucking stats about poverty and talking shit about school shootings….don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.

Oh, and one last thing, what part of the MOMMY part of my name makes you think I’m a “son”. stupid fucking scottish retard.

fucking hell what time is it over there man

“Kirsten Dunst is almost too beautiful.”

“Hu-WHA?”- H Farnsworth, c.3000

but its the truth SON
i know you aint as bad as i say you are your fucking worse SON SON SON

go and get a bath u fucking yankie mongo bastard i can smell your shite from here

well im off this was nice we should do it again sometime

My first visit to this site was because a friend was showing me a description of Kirsten Dunst. I loved it. It was so true. I’ve been a fan eversince. While I don’t like to look at her, she sure brings back good memories of old friends.

Question: Y does Bin Laden alwayz have
men in the cave with him?

Answer: Hez teaching brokeback
technique…

I’m a yankie doodle dandy
yankie doodle doodle do

keep hating..and hale the Queen!

It amuses me so much when the “regulars” here get pissed off. To show my gratitude for all of the entertainment, I have created an instant form-message for all of you- just fill in the blanks.
Please enjoy.

America is all about _________ and people have died for it, so just shut up.
You’ve come to a celebrity-bashing Web site where we like to talk about _____, and ____, and hurl bestiality-related insults by the dozens.
So don’t talk about ____, ____, or ____ and don’t you dare disagree with us because we’re a very tight-knit group here and we represent AMERICA!
We don’t give a shit about what you have to say but for some reason we always have to respond to it and tell you to fuck off and do some bestiality-related thing. I’ve been coming to this Web site since _____ so I was here first- so leave! And go fuck a donkey!

FUCK AMERICA
YANKIE CUNTS

You just prove how much pish you all talk.

All you Americans do is give proof to the stereotypes about yourselves. Instead of saying something intelligent to argue your point you spout a bunch of ignorant sounding bullshit
about Haggis(sp?),lovely kilts or stupid fucking Scottish retard. It’s hilarious considering the fact that I know that you are trying (the key word here is t-r-y-i-n-g) to sound witty, smart, or intelligent and instead all you prove is your ignorance.

Look Jrzmommy (and if you are in fact a “mommy” then I weep for your children who will no doubt grow up to be a simple minded hillbilly like yourself), we all feel sorry for you that your life (much like most of the “element” that frequents this type of site) is meaningless and empty but try and do something constructive with it instead of contributing to the cultural, moral, and intellectual decay that is America. Do you teach your children to hurl insults at everyone? If so, then you contribute to your children becoming bullies because you are one. You contribute to things like the Virginia Tech tragedy. You are a simple minded, ignorant, mentally and emotionally retarded cunt that should have her kids taken away by the State and be forced to go on birth control. Oh and don’t go and say something like “He started it” like you tried to say to someone else on here because..well..I know 5 year olds that don’t say that anymore. You are a waste of humanity and proof of the stereotype.

P.S. Don’t try and say something “witty” back to this comment because I only joined to tell you what a waste of human space you and your kind are. I actually have a life. You people served nicely for my sociology research on the intellectual decay of mass America.
Thanks!!

fucktheamericans-
well said.

i actually love
182. he is a god
you said it boy!!

sCOTLANDf’nYard====you love yourself
go eat yourself…asshole…

how the HELL did this woman get to be a star. She’s a conceited, talentless bitch so full of herself (second only to Meg Ryan) that it makes me want t o puke.

I tried watching “Elizabethtown”. YIKES.

Scotland, You Sir are a LIAR, a FAKE, and A POSER. A very bad one at that.

No self- respecting Scotsman would ever admit, let alone state, to being England’s Bitch. In fact, they would convulse into paralytic fits of rage at the mere suggestion of it you Dumb Fuck. There are people in Scotland that have not forgiven or gotten over events that happened between the English & Scottish hundreds of years ago and refuse to go south of the border to this day. All true Kilties despise England and would never admit to the historical tripe you sited in post 113. Say that shit in parts of Glasgow and you won’t be standing for very long, let alone have the ability to walk.

Furthermore, you stupid, stupid Fuckwit if you are going to claim that you are from a different country then your own get the history right. Idiot. England did NOT have a Scottish king in 1707 as a ruling monarch. There was no way in hell that England would allow a Scottish Catholic monarch to rule the country. At the time England was ruled by the protestant Queen Anne (1702-1714). Clearly, you want people from both Scotland and England to kick your ass, history runs deep here.

Additionally, other tells that gave you away dumb ass is that both Dumblaine and Lockerbie are deeply ingrained in the psyche of the Scots, events that you were clueless about until Jrzmummy pointed out the events. Furthermore, why don’t you tell the family of Kriss Donald that forms of terrorism don’t exist in Scotland and how wonderful and free of violent crime Scotland is. Which gives away your second tell. Clearly you have never been out in Scotland on Friday and a Saturday night. You are right they don’t have legal access to guns here, they prefer to do death and murder old style. Nice and slow with knifes and there trusty fists. Your third tell, that had me chuckling for hours is that No one, and I mean no one any where in the United Kingdom (Yes, that includes Northern Ireland, Wales, and the Isles) would ever use the term fanny as an insult-EVER. Clearly you’ve been looking at English slang on Wikipedia. Furthermore, dumb ass, the manner in which you used it to imply that a woman is a cunt, is just not done here. The use of the term cunt as an insult is only ever used to refer to men here and never used as an insult for women. Your fifth tell, that also had me rolling for hours was the babel in number 159. You said, well were fucking apart of Britain we work together. Ahh…No. Everybody knows that London subsidies Scotlands existence. Without London’s money Scotland would be well…nothing and that one half of the Empire pays for the other half to exist. So there is no working togather and there never has been a togather.

It is obvious that you wanted to do nothing more then disrupt the fun on a celebrity bashing site with your boring (yawn.) political rant. Clearly, as Jrzmummy has repeatedly pointed out you couldn’t even do that very well. Piss off you pointless wanker, you are giving the real Scots a bad name!

Hence forth, can we please just ignore all the political rants. It is probably just the Centre sending out annoying replacements because you guys ran off Sherryco. Which reminds me, TCLTC!!!!!!

aww fuck up annie
you are one of those sad cunts that just can move on that shite happend HUNDERS OF YEARS AGO
fuck sake there is nothing you can do about it just like theres nothings anyone can do about the Holocaust or slavery you just get on with it you stupid cunt you can spend you whole life being a bitter cunt about shite that you cant change and i live in fucking Glasgow the east end for that matter and fucking tell me what words i use and don’t use i can say what ever the fuck i want
and REAL Scotsman my arse your just a bitter bastard and everyone up here say fanny FANNY!!

and you really need to get a life if you read through all those comments . sad …. sad… sad

And another thing its really nice to see that you didnt say anything about all the insults that were made about Scotland it shows how true of a Scotsman you are .fanny

Scotland still desperately keeping up the charade I see. Once again your rebuttal is pathetic and reeks of partial cultural information gleaned from the web and still being used incorrectly I see. Darling YOU mentioned Scottish history in your posts to make your points. Now that you are cornered for being a poser, you want to disregard history as “shite happened HUNDERS OF YEARS AGO” So basically Scottish history is relevant when you are trying to make a point with it, but when it shows you up to be false it is shite?

YOU used Scottish history incorrectly and got it wrong to make a point about your alleged culture and you fucked that up. Ugh. How sad is that? Actually, I didn’t need to read all your posts, as your tripped your self up from the start referencing haggis, dumb ass. As a Scot, allegedly from the East End of Glasgow you even got that reference wrong. I read a few more to laugh at you trying to pretend you were actually from Scotland-all of which tripped you up.

However, I did read Jrzmummys replies to you. Her answers were correct and you deserved every reply she made. Each and every point she countered you with showed you up for the cowardly poser you are who knew nothing about Scotland’s social and cultural history. Furthermore, Her points were sadly correct in regards to Scotlands current social climate, so why should I pretend the truth be a lie because it doesn’t sound nice? Her insults were aimed at YOU for being an obnoxious rude fuck! Why should any of the Americans on this site put up with your rude shit? You got everything that you gave out and in the end when you were losing you stormed out like a petulant child who didn’t succeed.

It was you Sir, who maliciously came on a non-political site that is about lighthearted entertainment topics with the intention to insult people from a different country and to push forward your political agenda and you failed. As well as, being correctly called out for the phoney poser you are. Coward.

Darling i think it would really be a turning point for you if got a life a mean it would not be so bad i am sure you could handle it .

i also find it very strange how you use words like dumb ass and shit but you claim to be from Scotland
very strange as i have never in my life known any Scottish or British to use the word ass
i am beginning to wonder if you are even from scotland.

I would not concern your simple mind with how I spend my time, as this is just the tea break. As entertainment value you only rank five places behind watching paint dry at http://www.mirimgs.com/webcam/paint.html and barely rank two places higher then spending time watching mold grow on cheddarvision.tv.

Ahhhh…irony. Sweet, sweet, irony. Sadly, I suspect you didn’t deliberately set out to make an ironic reply in your opening statement, as you have already demonstrated you lack the intellectual capacity for that. It is not like I was actually expecting a clever riposte from you or that I could hope to engage with someone from the Oxford Union. So, I will enlighten you Kettle, your criteria for the determination of an individual ‘getting a life’ and being ‘sad’ are the very traits that you encapsulate. If you don’t like people challenging you then keep your fucking mouth shut. So put up, shut up or piss off.

I never said that I was Scottish that was your presumption. I am Scottish by proxy due to marriage and have lived in Scotland for many years. It’s understandable why you selected Scotland, if I hide behind the anonymity of the Internet to make obnoxious comments I would want to select a cultural group that represented something I didn’t have too- a pair of balls.

SCOTLAND: i see the point you are trying to make but every country has its problems you obviously have issues with Americans. But do you really think that a celeb gossip site is really the place to discuss it.

Annie:
first of all i would like to say that it is true,in some parts of Scotland there are people you have not forgiven or gotten over events that happened between the English & Scottish hundreds of years ago and refuse to go south of the border to this day.
But to say that All true Kilties(never heard the term in my life) despise England is simply untrue you are implying that if you do not hate england, then you are not a true Scotsman. Well i am sorry but that is complete shite every person has the right to choose who they like and don’t, who are you to judge them and tell them what they are or are not.

The statement you made about Glasgow “Say that shit in parts of Glasgow and you won’t be standing for very long, let alone have the ability to walk.” is just very stereotypical.

Of course Dumblaine and Lockerbie were very tragic moments in Scottish history , also kriss donald, well if you watched the news or new anything about what happened then you would know that it was not a terrorist attack, he was killed simply because he was white more racily motivated don’t you think.

Also its they way you talk about Scotland its more like you are repeating something you read of the internet. and if you think using big words is going to make you seem smart you are rudely mistaken.

And this word fanny i can tell you for certain that it is used widely across the whole of the u.k, so i don’t know were you are but it does not appear to be Scotland.

Cunt is used directly towards women or men we simpley do not care. there is no rules as to say that you can not call a woman a cunt.

and also this Jrzmummys why do you keep praising him when he made insults to Scottish people and Scotland its self.
it is coming across to me that you are in fact Jrzmummys. i may or may not be correct but that is the way it appears.